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  1. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I was right about human cig not being her and yet no one listens to me when I say that I don't believe that this is her either. I don't know why people are believing this is Ashley on blind faith alone. Don't believe everything that you're told. Possibly. Don't know, don't care. I was going...
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    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

    I once thought I had autism for like 3 weeks but then I realized I was just bored.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Go read the entire thread. It's a scream 😂 I'm the one who exposed this idiot for being a fraud and shut them up for 10 and a half hours in the middle of an argument. I knew it was kiwi fails immediately because he used the same very specific insult that I said about Gargamel on the forum. He...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley's new account is Kiwifails or someone else having a LARP. Too much to post here, there's about 5 pages of confrontation and evidence that I laid out. I have to get ready for my party tonight. I will talk to you beautiful fucking reprobates later 💋
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Still not reading her posts (I seriously am being that spiteful) but I noticed something extremely strange: 3:51 am? We've got two scenarios here. 1. This is not Ashley (Gargamel said it himself, whoever is posting is using a VPN he has never seen before. That's two strikes telling me that...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Persona non FATa 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ii
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She's persona non FAT-a to me until she calls up the show.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She could not stand that the general consensus over on Lounge 96 was "Jesus we certainly are enjoying the peace and quiet without that fat hog squealing every 5 minutes"
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She's back under a different account posting gigantic walls of text playing catch up but I've made it a point not to read anything she posts, because I'm pretending like it's someone impersonating her 😂
  10. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Its official. America is now a fascist state. Trump regime OPENLY REFUSES supreme court order.

    If they started putting illegals into concentration camps and raping the women for generations until they bred them into whites, I still wouldn't give a fuck.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Not what happened. She kept yapping away and running her dick holster at everybody and I finally said to Gargamel if she doesn't come on the show on Friday why don't you just ban her, and he did us one better and he banned her and refuses to unban her unless she comes on the show 😂
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Regardless of whether I'm in the UK or America, I love licking fanny.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Based Gargamel banned her until she calls into the show 😂
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Hey now that I have you here though, how about a little love for the podcast we're doing for the site? Can you put that up just until Friday at 6:00? And on the social media accounts? We got over a hundred views with like no hype for episode 1, let's pump those numbers up even higher!
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    No, they literally just got hacked and nobody can get on their website anymore 😂
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    But their place WAS a museum. Where people come to see em. They really are a scre-am.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Well I mean it kind of worked I got her to shut up for exactly 2 hours on the minute. She must have set a timer on her phone. She only has the self control to shut her yapper for the length of a typical marvel movie 😂
  18. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    What are you listening to right now?

    We AREN'T doing semen related stuff anymore? (Not sure if the song is any good I just searched the word semen)
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Now she HAS to shut the fuck up or look foolish. Hey Ash: YOUR MOVE, CREEP.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    They aren't massive sluts, they just understood a long time ago that there are two certain truths: 1. White boys mark the fuck out for Asian girls. 2. White boys jerk off to fucked up shit. The problem is they leaned into the weird stuff so hard that instead of meeting our expectations of...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Please tell me that's not a bottle full of loads. If it is I bet you $100 she's Japanese.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It really is insane that no matter what time of day it is or how long it's been since I've posted on Lounge 96, whenever I post she responds within 10 minutes. What a fucking loser 😂
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Me: who is this Ashley girl and why do I care? Me: I'm going to bully this pig until she kills herself.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I love that everyone came together to dunk on her cuz she's retarded
  25. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I feel like if you threaten me then maybe it could work because you would at least bring constructive criticism to the threat. Plus I respect your opinion, unlike trailer trAshley.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley, taking care of all of us like the garbage we are in her own mind: Ashley, trying to commit violence against one of us in reality:
  27. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Yeah I don't respond well to threats and she's been threatening me a lot lately with these fake little scenarios she makes up in her head. I finally had to set her straight and be like you do know that someone who was a sergeant in the Army who never stopped training with their firearm would...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Thanks @Frosty Fetus for that disturbing video on lounge 96 with a good song lol
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley's brain melting in real time: 6:44 am: Tired dime a dozen pedo insult Triple post, all at 7:39 am: 1 minute later, 7:40 am: 3 minutes later, 7:43 am and still babbling NONSENSICAL shit: Constantly calling me old, but we were literally born in the same year. I might be a...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    So the podcast apparently broke this bitch's brain. She is currently on Lounge 96 at 7:30 in the morning having a meltdown 🤣 Good Ol TRASHley
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    Sperglords Rule Advice Column #3 - Smuggling Drugs Through Customs

    Just relax don't fight it... I'm sending help on the way right now.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I read the text and thought it would be this song
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    Celebritysphere RIP George Lowe

    So many voices that you did that were important to me growing up. I'm sorry I didn't get around to your RIP until today. Godspeed, Space Ghost. https://apnews.com/article/space-ghost-adult-swim-george-lowe-25b3fffb45770eb6b92f76e015d8814a
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    United States - Celebritysphere RIP Val Kilmer

    I'm your huckleberry 😢 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/movies/val-kilmer-dead.html
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Good morning everyone it is 6:43 Chicago time I just got into the office and I am at my computer and Ashley is already hard at work online arguing. What does she do for a living again?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    So I decided to ignore Ashley completely for about a week and I guess it got her panties in a bunch. I was talking to Gargamel about DuckTales, specifically the Disney afternoon. She immediately raged at me in a way that made everyone laugh because she freaked the fuck out about DuckTales...
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    Sperglords Rule Advice Column #4 - So You've Decided to Start a Cult

    That's why you got to keep constantly recruiting. That way it's a gene pool and not a gene... Shot glass.
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    Sperglords Rule Advice Column #4 - So You've Decided to Start a Cult

    First and foremost, let me congratulate you on your decision to start a cult. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Jack, I don't want to call it a cult. Cults have a bad reputation and people aren't going to join if I call it a cult" and to that I say "No shit you stupid fucking lunch box...
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    I love how Kamala tried to run on the same platform that Joe did: "I'm not Trump" yeah that worked the first time, then we realized how bad things got when Trump wasn't in office.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'm technically not even like a moderator I don't even have powers past approval of new users. I'm more of like the "lawyer Morty" of Onion Farms, I'm not really a moderator. They just gave me a little title and keep me around because I'm fun.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    I've posted like twice about it and it's the topic of the thread, you fucking lunch box. I can't help it if I'm trying to diversify my posting portfolio.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She uses these big $5 flowery words because she's obviously overcompensating for her insecurities about the fact that she's a hick from Chattanoogee. We GET IT beet foot, you own at thesaurus. Also I think it's funny that I haven't been on in over 24 hours and she's still tagging me on...
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    L take. The Internet only works as such a fun place BECAUSE of anonymity.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'm at the point where half of me believes that she's doing a bit like I am, and the other half of me just believes that this is a clever OF user LARPing as her. Because honestly nobody can be this retarded. I've already experienced Patrick Tomlinson, there's no way that TWO of these...
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    Hard disagree. That's the case some of the time, but when the subject comes up and you voice your disgust, "you're just voicing your disgust because you secretly want to do it, bro" is an extremely weak argument. If you jerk it to transgender porn you are at least half a fag. Two dicks and four...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I just tore her a new asshole on there 😂 I love when she does the multiple posts because I take on everything she says one thing at a time no matter how long the post ends up being. I don't let anything she says slip by me, unlike her. She completely ignores when I destroy her or say something...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It just tickles me that she's such a full of herself delusional bitch that it really NEVER occurred to her that you let her go to voicemail because you didn't want to be yelled at buy some nut who is trying to destroy your life by putting the mouth on you to literally anyone who will listen to...
  48. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    Thread was updated March 23rd (advice column number three) And advice column four is dropping probably tonight or tomorrow.
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