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  1. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    Wetback: (clapping and slapping the horse) 🐴: Alright motherfucker.... (Horse calculations)
  2. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ukrainian drone strikes Russians having gay sex

    There are a lot of Russian Jews, and circumcision is more fashionable in America than Canada. So because their penises look like a fist caught in a jacket sleeve, they are cheating by measuring the extra skin that comes off of their creepy pee pees. I guarantee you if they had to roll back the...
  3. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Why does nobody talk about the Las Vegas shooting anymore, even though it was the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history?

    The same reason people don't talk about the fact that more niggers shoot each other in one month in the south side of my city then every school shooting in history combined. The media (brought to you by operation mockingbird™️) and the Democratic party can't leverage any kind of mass shooting...
  4. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Joining The Marines

    I miss my DCUs. Somebody told me the style has changed from the 2000s one. Some guys got to wear CCUs that were pretty much just a variant of the DCU except with little bells and whistles on them like extra pockets and stuff, but we were never important enough to get that shit. Fuck dude when...
  5. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    Let me unpack my previous video, because I feel like if I explain all of the key parts to you, you'll find it even funnier. Part 1: the setup. Wetback (featuring horse) are on the video. You start out like "there's nothing funny about this" except for maybe the annoying "raaAAAH eeeeyyyAAAA...
  6. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Selena Gomez Selena Gomez Alarms Fans After Being Spotted Vaping Despite Serious Health History

    I hope she dies. I hope she dies in a spectacular fashion like this dude did when Jackie Chan killed him:
  7. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    I was trying to think of a video to respond to this with, and I stumbled upon what I think could be the greatest video on YouTube of all time:
  8. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

  9. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

  10. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Joining The Marines

    Also, the fact that you came up with "Nigger tier ASVAB score" off the top of your head like that tells me that you're gonna fit in just fine.
  11. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Joining The Marines

    Don't be a faggot, join the army. No matter what they try to assign you, tell them you want infantry. I mean if you're going to join the military, you want to be where the action is, boots on the ground. You don't want to be some chicken shit doing a trigonometry problem to make a sniper shot...
  12. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski comment?
  13. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'm being 100% serious what I say that I farted while I was reading this it made me laugh my ass off for about 40 seconds because I was imagining this entire diatribe being read to me by my asshole 😂
  14. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    BORING! She had over a MONTH while I was gone to get some new insults and she's still doing the tired "ptsd alcoholic vet baby raper" routine? Well I guess when you spend 18 hours a day every day arguing with the entire internet, you have to recycle some of your material.
  15. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Well I mean could you at least give me the gist of what she said? Because I could really use that comedy right now.
  16. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Did not know that "archived" meant the same thing as taking a cursory screenshot. My bad.
  17. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    PLEASE tell me you got screenshot of that 😂
  18. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Russia and Iran officially become allies

    Their 72 versions are all going to be men lol.
  19. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Again I'm sorry I haven't kept up to the current decade of a four century year old troll on Anne Hathaway. And the article says it MAY not have been a troll, so you really haven't disproven anything. Maybe you should just stop bringing me every little article off the net like it's paramount to...
  20. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Got eeeeeem. I would argue though that it's slightly worse to be a fat woman that a fat guy.
  21. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Linger longer. I had no idea who she was either but her stupidity and willingness to literally argue with the entire internet incessantly it will become readily apparent. She is a lol cow that literally comes back to the same couple of message boards every day and lets an entire forum of people...
  22. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Now see I might have a bias here because I married a Jew the first time around and two of my three kids are Jews, but as manipulative and clever as they are alleged to be, they are tremendously meek pussies (at least the ones in Jersey that I had to put up with) Niggers are DANGEROUS, that's...
  23. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Me, looking at your article: Oh well you know what Nektar, PLEASE forgive me for not keeping up to date with the latest news about fucking 400 YEAR OLD BRITISH MATTRESS JOKES, you smegma dicked limey twat.
  24. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

  25. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    The "Lost" Advice Column - "Real Life Trolling"

    🤭
  26. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    (Pretty much the first 10 seconds of this video is the only part that matters, but this was the only footage I could find of it on YouTube) Hey, @Crimson Fucker check this dipshit getting the back of his head speared onto the concrete. LOL. CTE, even.
  27. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    I mean kind of like that, except not a disappointment.
  28. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    HEROIN use and SEXUALLY assaulting my mother, thank you very much. You know Shakespeare left Anne Hathaway his "second best mattress" after his death? That nigger was trolling back when the closest thing to the internet was the printing press.
  29. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Sperglords Rule The funniest thing on your computer

  30. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    I can't change the names of sections you have to do that. I only have mascot powers, remember? Like this whole area shouldn't be a Britney Spears section, it should be a female celebrity gossip section.
  31. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Nigger, I know you're not talking about my sweet little Irish girl Annie like that.
  32. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting. Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section? 🤔 Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    90 years? You're being extremely generous with that number. They had to fucking LAMINATE that victim card or all of the ink would have rubbed off of it by now. Those motherfuckers have been crying "oppression" since the Red Sea was still split in two. The only people worse than Jews that are...
  34. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Smiley

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

  36. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears Blasts Two Exes in Fiery Instagram Rant: “I Loved Their Dogs More Than Them”

    I have proven before with a cursory Google search that nigger women are just as likely to fuck dogs. Luckily I'm with an oriental and they only eat them.
  37. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears Blasts Two Exes in Fiery Instagram Rant: “I Loved Their Dogs More Than Them”

  38. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction & Faces New Controversies

    My face when a OF user talks about a wardrobe malfunction from a woman I jerked off to as a teenager but then shows an edited picture:
  39. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    No I love Anne Hathaway and Thai ladyboys.
  40. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Fucks no, nigger
  41. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    He flunked the stooge test. Daniel told him that he would drive to Rhode Island and knock him out, and he made him a moderator over it. Dude you should tell Ken that you're going to kick his ass. He'll probably make you a moderator for it 😂
  42. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "He threatened me with violence, but me making him a moderator after that was completely separate from his threats of physical violence"
  43. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    He threatened you with physical violence. You made him a moderator in response. You look like a bitch, dude.
  44. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    He threatened Ken and Ken flunked the punk test. It's all on the discord.
  45. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Gargamel's problem (and he admitted this to me in the DMs) is that if he bans ash even though he wants to, he's afraid that nobody will post on his website anymore and that he'll have to shut it down. So basically she's holding his website hostage because he feels that she's the only thing...
  46. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No Ken did. Daniel threatened Ken with physical violence and Ken decided that the correct action to that would be to give Daniel moderator status. He flunked the stooge test. He showed everybody that he's a bitch and he's afraid of Daniel and by proxy he spat in the face of everyone who earned...
  47. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    He can't help himself it's the same as Gargamel. They know the bitch is more toxic than a Britney Spears song, but she drives posts and engagement. Still not as pathetic as giving a moderator status to your bully though.
  48. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The only winning movies to not play her game. The fact that she knows we're talking about her but can't see the conversation is going to drive her into a pig rage.
  49. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    I mean if Rush Limbaugh can get one I'm sure we can get a presidential medal of freedom to the dude who punched him in the face.
  50. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Sometimes standing up for yourself instead of giving a moderator status to your bully is the better part of valor.
  51. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    What are you listening to right now?

  52. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Trans appreciation General

    That's why since all this transgender fad started, I sat all three of my sons down and let them know if they are gay I don't care. But if they come to me and tell me they are transgender, I am more than happy to foot the bill for them going down to the courthouse and changing their name. But...
  53. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Dude I'd rather be a newfag than a regular faggot like you. You only got allowed back on this board and got your little name plate because you physically threaten Ken and he's too much of a coward to tell you to go fuck yourself. You are an annoying hobo and literally nobody likes you. You are...
  54. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing I don't care. If somebody gives me a topic I'm going to talk about it, if not I'm going to start falling back into movies and generic pop culture shit. Frosty is right though, we can do MUCH better than "episode 1" etc.
  55. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    So don't listen to it, bitch. Nobody's holding a gun to your head.
  56. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Trans appreciation General

    I agree. Trannies should go live elsewhere.
  57. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Its official. America is now a fascist state. Trump regime OPENLY REFUSES supreme court order.

    What about old school medieval catapult? 🤔
  58. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    The "Lost" Advice Column - "Real Life Trolling"

    Note: so a while back somebody who I told not to merge my post together merged my post together, and this was actually advice column number three that I forgot about. So please enjoy a new/old column about doing some IRL trolling. Welcome back, buckaroos. On today's bi-weekly installment of my...
  59. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Its official. America is now a fascist state. Trump regime OPENLY REFUSES supreme court order.

    Oh shit, hey boo...
  60. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Its official. America is now a fascist state. Trump regime OPENLY REFUSES supreme court order.

    Fuck the British
  61. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Trans appreciation General

    Wannabe tough guy celebs having kids who turn out to be fags in dresses is always funny.
  62. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    WHO LIED TO CRIMSON???
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    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Trans appreciation General

    In other freaky, creepy, estrogen pumped news: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna203775 Robert Da Zero's kid just came out as a tranny. Bobby, the two stupidest things you ever did in your career was mix the races and all those retarded comedy movies you made after you...
  64. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Aren't onions more of a garnish than a spice? 🤔
  65. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    The spice of life was Spanish paprika I thought 🤔
  66. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    We're just trying to make something entertaining. Beat! An armchair psychological diagnosis of someone while they're fall down drunk is the kind of sloppy bullshit I expect from Ashley. It was one joke and it was spur of the moment funny. SUE ME. We prefer real reactions and surprises...
  67. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    But we TRIED. We are doing different things and seeing what works and still putting something out every week. You're welcome to call back in and deal with sober me next week if your schedule permits. We won't need a mute button for that.
  68. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    They've dealt with me fall down drunk now they can deal with me sober. I'll argue with anybody and you're not going to need no mute button this time.
  69. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Jesus I don't post for one day and y'all think you've got a "gotcha!" on your hands.
  70. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Well yeah I would have thought that was obvious. Told Yandere I was going to do it. We thought it was going to make for a better podcast than it was. Oh well, sometimes you take chances and they don't work out. I don't watch Star Trek.
  71. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    The DMs he keeps whining about me posting, btw... Which prove everything I said. I tried to come at you friendly, you were combative. You tried to say that I couldn't edit your posts, and I showed you proof.
  72. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    I was drunk as FUUUUUUCK. We figured it would be the funny gimmick for the third episode especially since we knew drama was coming. It did not work out good at all.
  73. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    My nigga. This is stupid and it always will be. Maybe you should stop fucking with me and make me global.
  74. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Put up or shut up. Come on the show or keep my name out your mouth, Brit bitch.
  76. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

    This podcast is gonna be FUN.
  77. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

    You tell me.
  78. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Are you still whining bro? I'll tell you what, why don't you come on the podcast in a couple of hours and we can settle it there. I don't need a nemesis. If I wanted to listen to someone I didn't respect talk shit about me, I'd still be married to my second wife. So either come on the podcast...
  79. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

    Hahahahaha sorry Rose I love ya, but you set yourself up for that one 😂
  80. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

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