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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    How would anyone even go about living in Serbia without being able to speak Serbian? Actually I can't think of too many places in Europe where anyone could live without at least attempting to learn the local lingo. Germany is the only one I can think of where people not only learn English at...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon's Blocklands Saga (Restored)

    FTFY
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Just wait until you discover Default style!
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    File System Thread

    True. ReiserFS is a killer file system.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    As of right now? 0%.
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    Normie hate.

    Bless her. She probably thinks Hide The Pain Harold is a real person, too.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It wasn't even a discrete network card. KF's server uses a NIC that's integrated with the motherboard. A fucking onboard NIC on a web server taking many thousands (millions?) of hits every single day. That's like trying to tow an 18-wheeler truck with a Toyota Corolla. smh
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    >using onboard NIC in a production server environment
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >has nearly 500k followers on YT >hasn't been run out of the payment processing system >has a tradwife >not stuck in an ex-Soviet shithole No wonder Jersh hates Styx.
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    Parler General- A Twitter/Facebook alternative community that is a Mental Asylum for Boomers

    One thing that makes me think Parler glows is how it insists on a cellphone number as part of setting up a new account. That's Twitter-level pozzed. I concur with Jersh wrt Parler being a honeypot. I wouldn't be surprised if Parler was set up as a way to round up Qboomers so that (((they)))...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Jealousy? Styx has a ton more followers on socials than Jersh does.
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    itt post songs that remind you of lolcows

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    things You WILL and WILL NOT do on kiwi farms

    Pastadome 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    TIL CrunkLord420 is the MVP behind the scenes. Semper Fi, CrunkLord420.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    :what a story: At least you can still tard out in chat until the Farms are back up. Edit: kiwifarms.cc looks like a cross between chat and Twitter, arguably the worst of both worlds. Think I'll wait until KF proper is back up and running.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    It reminds me of the classic KF RidenWithBiden2020 Blue style, only with a bit more flair. You say that like it's a bad thing.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    >using any theme other than Default style
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    things You WILL and WILL NOT do on kiwi farms

    I'd love to see HHH become a jannie here.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    It will be interesting to see when (if?) KF comes back up. I suspect that this is Jersh's attempt to preserve the Farms until the current wave of heat dies down a bit. I look forward to the A&Ntards coming over to OF and being BTFOed by SIG and cj.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Within an hour of Trump being yeeted from Twitter. Coincidence?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    O RLY? I thought you were Rat Speaker. Quick question... if you found out I had cancer, what would you say to me?
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    things You WILL and WILL NOT do on kiwi farms

    I tend to give HHH positive stickies. Not because I agree with him , but because he's so good at winding A&Ntards up.
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    GNU+Linux Thread

    For a normie Debian-using faggot like myself, why would I consider migrating to Devuan? What is it about systemd that's so objectionable?
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    Celebritysphere (Cowsphere) Brittany Venti

    Her personality is very unattractive.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    You couldn't make this shit up. Good old random_text.txt delivers again!
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Not simping for Jersh here, but muh_moobs is a colossal faggot. Just sayin'...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Rackets is from Buttfuck Nowhere, Minnesota. Maybe AnOm is from Wisconsin?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    tbh I'm surprised the Q&A board hasn't been yeeted yet. It seems like one of Jersh's novelty boards rather than a True and Honest subforum.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    When I think of "throne room", I see this. Enough said.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    >announces a cutback on subforums >creates new Pakistan subforum that nobody asked for
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    My understanding is that one of the FBI agents in question looks like this:
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ngl I dip my toe into that part of the Farms from time to time. I don't know why I do that to myself. Masochism?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I can't see too many A&Ntards seeking refuge over here. Not unless they feel like getting the piss taken out of them if they get too blackpilled.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Seems legit Based.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I'll see your useless and raise you other things. What should I do? Shall I detail in Minecraft things I'd *like* to do? Nah. Should I go out and hurt people? Will that make things better? Nah, didn't seem to help last time. Should I pick and side and gleefully clap, prance, and hoot like a...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He has needs.
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    Sneks

    A trouser snek is still a snek, right?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Meowthkip has handed in her mop. Jersh isn't sure what to do with the Tumblr subforum going forward. (archive) From the same thread (and tangentally related), L. Duse made this astute observation.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Obligatory.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    You don't need to know why bear computer. Bear computer just is.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I respectfully disagree. @SchizoNetwork is gay; there's no 'or' about it.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    In Minecraft.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    MLP is gay af. NTTAWWT.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Keeping new user registrations open when PULL imploded was a mistake.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Personally, I too understand both sides of the tiddy issue. On the one hand, you have those who like tiddies, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the tiddies should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the need...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yep, muh_moobs is a world class twat. He's not worth chimping out at; idk what Null thought he'd achieve by doing that.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down/what happens to Josh?

    lol calm down @Battle of Brainiac
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I have no intention of having sex before I'm married, myself. It's no-fly in the moral framework I strive to meet, and the potential risk of pregnancy in my position is too high. I actually decided that it might be less of a turn off if I scared off ladies from the idea of having sex with me by...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from...
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I've heard good things about 1776 Hosting.
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    Syrup

    idk if Justin Y. is a colossal faggot or the greatest shitposter in the history of YT.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yep. From the famous Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo anime series.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    As we near 200,000 patriots here at our big, beautiful rally, I just wanted to to say gesticulating with thumb and forefinger cock, is one, of my favorite, tastes. crowd cheering I know, right? Not only that, but I gotta tell ya, balls smell amazing. That’s right, they smell amazing, they really...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    My mother is throwing me out on Christmas Eve. AITA? Apparently she is racist against the glorious nation of Nippon. Yes, she threw me out over anime. I’m convinced that she’s completely in the wrong and I want confirmation of this. I will be totally honest with the following turn of events...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless...
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Apparently she's some lady that's not for turning.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    You gotta admit that Sherlock Homo is a pretty useful sticker tho.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I just saw @Busty O'Queef at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for upvotes or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    PULL + about 80lbs = BP.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    I love how @Samoyed got the sister of the Bhutanese Passport guy to do the voiceover.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    The diaper on the "Tantrum" react is a nice touch.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I really, really, really hate people who crosspost on The Onion Farms and The Kiwi Farms. Kill yourselves. We're at a time when the community is shattered, and you assholes can't do anything except run away. It isn't the newfags from 2019 and 2020, either. Users with accounts all the way back...
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    Sneks

    ? = lolcows of the reptile kingdom. The late great Steve Irwin had their measure, though.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Off-topic, but good on @Kengle for dropping the whole @OnionNull BS. Great to see he's being his own man here.
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    Kaspersky

    Norton and McAfee are AIDS and cancer respectively. I wouldn't touch either of those with a 50 foot dildo. Windows Defender and a decent adblocking extension is sufficient for most use cases. Maybe Malwarebytes AntiMalware as well if you can't help downloading and installing random .EXE files...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Yet you're still more intelligent than Mr. 145 IQ Box'o'Sharts47.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Donald Trump was sitting in the back of the presidential escort. It was a beautiful hot summer day in Dallas. Everything was good. Suddenly, out through the window, he saw a person giving him the bird. Filled with utter shock and disbelief that someone would dare do something so brave, he...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    idk whether to laugh or cry.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I sometimes imagine myself in the shoes of someone like you. How it would feel to be weak boned. To be so vulnerable that the slightest impact on my body could snap a bone like a rotten branch. Would I have known? Before it happened, surely you must have known? Did your bones speak to you, did...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    F
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Autism.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I think it was shortly after Jack Edelweiss was halaled that the thread went from laughing with BS/Satan and laughing at them.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    ngl I've been using Sherlock Homo as a proxy for Thunk-Provoking.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Hello Something Awful. First of all, I would just like to specify that this is not my account, this was loaned to me to make this post. I understand that account sharing is against the rules, but hopefully, considering the circumstances, an exception will be made. I will not be using this...
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    The "Your Hobbies and Interests" forum should be renamed "Muh Autism".
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