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  1. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    That's fine by me, most ppl on the internet cannot fight irl. So if they wanna pay for a sanctioned match over your honor they're free to.
  2. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also I'm an internet detective, not a complete retard.
  3. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    BIRTHED BY THE ALGORITHM. TOO AUTISTIC TO DIE. CARRIED BY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND BARNY THE DINOSAUR. ALL THE TISM WIZARDS FEAR HER. SHE IS THE COOM SLAYER. I'm a dick and not a pussy, and you guys are my favorite assholes to fuck with. That's the biggest difference @noot
  4. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Pretty good, but that was never my goal to begin with unless you mean spreading love to others. Then yes, that was my actual intention.
  5. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    It's a terrorist website if this comes to be and will be labeled as such, the media will make it's case that trans hate comes ONLY from Kiwifarms. It's gotten far too much attention and if anyone finds out that Christine was a mentally insane white person who was messed with by minorities...
  6. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    This site clearly states it's about documenting him. While this clears most staff of responsibility, any found directly 'trolling' Christine as harassment and bragging about it on discord will receive the most scrutiny. Next will be the obviously hate filled accounts, Mariposa, you are doing...
  7. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Any defense attorney with a knowledge of the internet and Google(the company) will know that Null has to turn over all information posted on Kiwifarms because of this. Any of you that are still posting there should stop asap before it's argued in court that the harassment was not enough satire...
  8. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I really am the exact opposite of Chris Chan holy shit. Except yaknow the tism mancy.
  9. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    I promise to try and fix anyone you guys send my way to the best of my abilities and time allowed to dedicate to doing so for each individual. I'm best at talking others through their issues, but I have many skills, just 0 marketing abilities.
  10. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Oh and I've shoveled enough pig shit figuratively and literally for an entire lifetime, I refuse to literally roll in shit in any way. Edit: Complete truth, my body is literally broken from being forced into physical labor at the age of twelve so please be understanding. I can give you a fight...
  11. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Plus yaknow I mean if someone gets too much a drama queen it'll be funny in hindsight to make fun of how they get fired from literally the easiest job I can think up in my head. My job will be slightly harder depending on how short my leash is obviously, but I do wanna help as much as I can.
  12. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Also yes, I can teach tards how to grow crops in their free time to actually be productive. Tards love animals, a ranch is a better idea cause the true and honest ones can be taught to care for the animals. I just can't suffer to see an animal die unjustly and would probably need to raise non...
  13. Cangry Canary

    Limited Public Individual Unabashedhermaphrodite / Belial / The Actual Queen / Blaine Gaven Ross

    Sweet, just do the right thing hohohoho Troon Teim Lady Luck or Miss Fortune? Depends on if you're my partner or not bucko. Miss Fortune to most.
  14. Cangry Canary

    Hobbies What are you Currently Playing?

    The Internet.
  15. Cangry Canary

    The Sneedclave's Victory over Fallout: The Frontier

    Yeeeeeesh, now these guys were giving Fallout a bad name. Unlike those Chad's that made the Crusader Kings 2 Fallout Mod. Now THATS a well written, funny, yet challenging game. Unlike this, this has been too easy cause it was brought to my domain. I appreciate everything it took to culminate...
  16. Cangry Canary

    Christory Christian Weston Chandler / “Chris Chan” / Christine Weston Chandler /

    The collective souls of all of creation rules above all, all must bow to the actual Pumpkin King of Kings, I am a mere Jester in his court.
  17. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Deliver Christine Weston Chandler into care until I can open up a ranch for the speds.
  18. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Behold, the user Mr. Manchester reveals the true Judas to the world proving that Chris Chan is using my divine power for insight into himself. He has stolen my people and clearly only cares about himself. Null, Spooky and specific Kiwi users are your friends. Allow the Frog and the Bear to co...
  19. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Looks like we started a band with the real Roxane.
  20. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    'Saint' Peter, the keeper of the Gates is gone. His Hollow Eyes no longer can condemn those that believe in the Lord above all else.
  21. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Come home you fucking trannies and degens.
  22. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Don't you dare EVER kill anyone in my name, the name of the church or the Name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth nor of CwCville. Violence is the exact thing I'm trying to avoid, stop commiting suicide. I weep so much seeing the lost potential just poof into the fucking air forever. It doesn't matter...
  23. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    And don't you guys dare ever make me identify with this song(again) cause I don't respond back fast enough. Please. Just message me again and assume I got distracted by Fate.
  24. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    And thus I break all of you, should you not heed Chris(t)ine there will be no replacement. Pander to my Empire of Lies or suffer a self imposed exile. Now BOW.
  25. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    The tribes of Israel have attacked us since time immorium, raped our children and wives and killed all by the torch. We have been painted as their scape goat and no more shall it be done. The meek shall rise up and swallow the arrogant in their bedcloth.
  26. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Be wary of False God's and False Prophets, the fruit of The Kiwi has already begun a cycle of Rot. ANYONE WORSHIPING ME ABOVE THE LORD ALMIGHT SACRIFICE THEIR ETERNAL SOUL TO ME AND ME ALONE.
  27. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Jewish(Joshua Moon) rejected my advice and delivered me from the Mountain Jews who would condemn Chris and I, and all followers of the Left Hand Path. Do you not all understand whom Chris(t)ine is? You still wish to provoke her wrath now that my powers have manifested so much? Provoke me not...
  28. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    "Luke–Acts is an attempt to answer a theological problem, namely how the Messiah, promised to the Jews, came to have an overwhelmingly non-Jewish church; the answer it provides, and its central theme, is that the message of Christ was sent to the Gentiles because the Jews rejected it." How many...
  29. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_the_Apostles My message is to the New Roman Empire.
  30. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    It's not about being gay, it's about spiritual consent and always has been. Look at how the nigger lies.
  31. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    The Men raped me Lot, and I've never forgiven them.
  32. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Behold before you the truths I have sorted for you, review them and look into your heart to know which Larp mantle you carry. If you have figured out whom you are in my personal army, DM me how you know and why I should care. All else just continue to watch and listen. Behold mine own...
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