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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The better KF's SEO is, the more heifers he can herd into his harem BP?
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    Terriers

    Terrier (from the French word terrier [tɛʁje], meaning "burrow") is a type of dog originally bred to hunt vermin. A terrier is a dog of any one of many breeds or landraces of the terrier type, which are typically small, wiry, game, and fearless. Terrier breeds vary greatly in size from just 1 kg...
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    Penguins / Aptenodytes forsteri/Pygoscelis antarctica

    Scottish Pingu is based af tho.
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    Hobbies Old Games that Still Hold Up

    Transport Tycoon/OpenTTD. I think these can be counted as one and the same, because OpenTTD circa 2021 looks and plays almost identically to Transport Tycoon circa 1994 (albeit with much larger maps and greater control over train signalling/routing).
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    Can confirm.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    It wouldn't surprise me if Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover were bumming each other back in the day.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Maybe I'm ⏰, but wouldn't the plural of hugbox be "hugboxen" rather than "hugboxes"?
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    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    Maybe it's zed running gayops? @{o}P probably couldn't dox his way out of a paper bag, and zed's been awfully quiet since being banned from KF...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Sara Trombonista Seitelman/William Dunsparce Davenport

    A (((chosen person))) working with fresh produce all day and doing a whole bunch of other stuff after hours for free? Sounds like she's living in a virtual kibbutz.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    AutismFarms when?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Fuck me drunk. There are entire cinema chains that have less projection than that KF thread.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    FTFY
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    What Would Be The Ideal Job for Josh?

    Tour guide at a Holocaust Museum.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    DocHoliday1977. OF could do with its own resident certified schizocow.
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    Meta Random txts

    Edit: holy fuck the system works
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Y'all might be a bunch of perpetually ass-blasted fags, but you're the most fun bunch of perpetually ass-blasted fags I've ever encountered, so that's nice.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Florence is a dude, yeah? I assume anyone with an obviously feminine name on KF is either a dude or a troon.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Funny how most KF/OF dualposters are way more chill than KF fundamentalists. That said, I'm enough of a NPC to not attract the ire of KF fundies, despite being a blatant dualposter. Quite.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Is it just me, or has there been a spike of new users on OF since APC got yeeted from KF?
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    Celebritysphere (Cowsphere) Brittany Venti

    I can't tell if she's simping, grifting or clout chasing, but Venti has been showing up in the comments feed on a LOT of Louis Rossmann's videos recently. Actually, come to think of it... she's been commenting only on Louis' GME/WSB videos, so yeah... probably a grift/clout chase going on here.
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    Pictures of Cars or anything to do with cars

    My first car was one of these, but in blue. I've also had one of these. I need another Corolla in my life. I'd love to go full weeb and buy a JDM AE86, but prices are stratospheric and most have been thrashed to within an inch of their life... which is a fucking scary amount of thrashing...
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    Pictures of Cars or anything to do with cars

    The Toyota Corolla is the greatest car of all time. Change my mind.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    You fucking idiots REALLY don’t understand how serious this is do you? You’re causing major institutions to lose billions of dollars and might even cause the grandparent loaning bank to go under. People will lose their homes, people’s mortgages and investments will be impacted as a result. There...
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Just lose the animation. Granted, scaling it down could be a bit problematic... but it's just sofa king cute.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Yep. Because True American, bear computer, Optimistic, Sick Shit and -1 fit just fine with the onion motif.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Maybe change the "Feels" sticky from a heart to Samoyed eating Chick-Fil-A? :samoychikin:
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    LOL. You're not nearly faggy or retarded enough to be Wendy Carter.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Maybe Jersh is hoping to pick up?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Autism.
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    Onionfarms Drama Not calling the forum Potato Farms is racist towards the Irish

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    Cats or Dogs

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    A&H Inauguration Meltdown thread

    Quite. Obama has a presence. Biden comes across as a civil servant that should have retired about 15 years ago, but doesn't want to because it'd mean being stuck at home with his wife all day.
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    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    When is the "love" reaction on OF going to be replaced with "feels"?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    More crunklord420 goodness: Dumb nigger obviously never heard of the 220-240V 50Hz AC electricity used in other parts of the world.
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    Cats or Dogs

    You get more meat on a dog, but cat has a nicer flavour.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    $5 says it's an OF detractor running gayops to win good boy points from Jersh.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Anyways, My mom met this dude on some bondage forum years ago (I have no idea why she told me this, she should have just said they met on Match.com). She moved in with him after their first date, which was really sketchy to me. And she started wearing this weird collar thing. I went over to...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Case in point: Boxy. Despite sperging so hard about muh stickies that he's nearly -40k asspats in the hole, he still keeps farming politispergs for good boy points. The only problem is that Boxy also has a relentless drive to white knight every single pedocow on the Farms; burying this hard...
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    Syrup

    Seems legit.
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    Syrup

    Sneed was always a shit tier forced meme.
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    Syrup

    Jebus. That's like asking what's the best kind of cancer to have.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Fun fact: Every KF user that has "Wendy" in their name is a total spaz.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Sneasel's Spank Bank For Your Masturbating Pleasure

    no u
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    Debate user Robert Sanvagene on the ethics of calling out faggotry on OF

    Something about a thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters springs to mind. Really? Y2K Baby was never this much of a faggot on KF.
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    Debate user Robert Sanvagene on the ethics of calling out faggotry on OF

    ... which subsequently died in the arse because there are only about 3 or 4 of them that I know of. Fair play, that was kinda faggy of me.
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    Debate user Robert Sanvagene on the ethics of calling out faggotry on OF

    @{o}P is a contender... but he can't help it. The fungus on his toes appears to be attacking his brain. At least he knows the difference between shitposting and shit posting... which is more than can be said for @SchizoNetwork a.k.a. nohull, who is just a shit poster. Everybody's favourite...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    There's a difference between shitposting and shit posting.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    ngl I'm so tempted to let Boxy know that his manifesto has been published on OF.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Boxy has incredible tard strength.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    When BoxerShorts47 got his stickies taken away. He's now started shitting up other threads (mainly A&N, but sometimes Happenings or Deep Thots). The crazy part is that there are A&Ntards that give him Boxy good boy points, just because he regurgitates alt-right basic bitch hot takes. Granted...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon's Blocklands Saga (Restored)

    ?
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Islamic Content to me is either something that's more deviant than deviant, or literally Islamic Content. Sick Shit could cover the former. How relevant is the latter to OF? True, Sherlock Homo isn't just for posts where someone has stated the bleeding obvious (a post may be late without...
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    Autism.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    Old mate @cjöcker is writing the date in a slightly less retarded format than the Seppo MM/DD/YYYY bullshit. Ofc everybody knows that the Japanese-spec YYYY/MM/DD is the one True and Honest way to write a date.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Quite. A&N and Happenings are the containment pens for KF's male speds; BP is the containment pen for KF's female speds.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Sick Shit covers the Deviant and Islamic Content bases nicely IMHO. I've been using bear computer in lieu of DRINK! Make of that what you will. Sherlock Homo is still the best sticker ever. Way better than handing out an ironic Informative. Dumb + Autistic + MATI = BoxerShorts ? FTFY
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Based.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    2 литра диетической колы, спасибо
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    English is spoken in many parts of Europe as a second language, but I get the feeling that the locals tend to be a lot happier about it if you at least attempt the local lingo. Naturally this varies a bit by country: the French will start being nice to you if you make a real effort to speak...
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