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  1. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    Yeah, after all they have their own thread where they can laugh at women on the forum being retarded without BP whales running to the mods....oh wait.
  2. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    What are you talking about? KF will be mainstream any second. And everyone will acknowledge Null's beliefs like masturbating to gay child porn and white nationalism.
  3. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    It's always so pathetic when a potential leaker comes to KF and every kiwi immediately bends over going "dripfreed me drama, Massa"
  4. hitax

    Public Figure - Prominent Individual Ethan Oliver Ralph

    Ralph is in Dax's circle of friends and Nick started off as a Dick Show call-in.
  5. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Miss JambledsOnlyFriend, the rest of the class all just decided to skip class today but I'd never skip your wonderful class.
  6. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    What happened to not talking to journos? Null said that at least a dozen times.
  7. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    Dear BP refugees, the best Victorian age scientists invented devices to cure your hysteria.
  8. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    I think I misremembered before and it went like this: He changed his name to Ishtar for some joke and when he wanted to change it back to his normal name, the jannies refused him.
  9. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    I never saw the whole story but the guy I'm thinking of originally had a male Babylonian god as his name and then a janny changed it to a goddess to fuck with him or something.
  10. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Wasn't Ishtar on KF that dude that went on about his Southern plantation owner heritage?
  11. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    To confirm if someone is really an ED admin you just have to ask them a question only a crack addict would know the answer to. Unironically saying moid is even more cringe than an incel saying foid.
  12. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Wait, it should be fat dweeb. Nerds are supposed to be smart.
  13. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He only needs it to pretend to be a tough trad guy instead of a fat nerd with bitch tits who never satisfied a woman.
  14. hitax

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    The only fuckable Kiwi is Jocelyn Moon, she just oozes femininity with everything she does.
  15. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The funny thing is that this whole arrest affair should have been a total KF victory. Yet Null managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with his constant sperging and poo touching.
  16. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh seethes at Nick because Nick had everything he wants in life: a wife, children, a large remote compound, a law degree, a healthy weight, heterosexuality and Nick just casually throws it all away. He's like a dying man in the desert seeing a rich tourist emptying out his drink because it was...
  17. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh god, same-sex marriage allowed in a 20 year old free browser game best known for underage boys prostituting themselves disguised as women? My life is over.
  18. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    "My haters are all really horrible immoral people and I must fight them" - Every lolcow ever
  19. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    If you can't find a gf daddy, become the gf daddy
  20. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Poor Josh, every potential father figure in his life betrayed him. From burning down his mom's house to coke-fueled swinger orgies around children. When will he finally find a trad e-daddy that won't disappoint him?
  21. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    You forgot: Digibro: Wants to fuck children
  22. hitax

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    "How dare Nick not consent to having footage of his private home life plastered all over the internet" t. someone who's too afraid to stream with a webcam
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