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    Resolved Gif Avatars

    You should send him a $100 Google Play gift card to use Google to find a third party direct download link for the add-on
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    STOP CALLING OUT MY SOCKS
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    Resolved Gif Avatars

    It would take you 30 seconds to fix this yourself. Read the fucking manual already. It's beyond retarded to be paying someone to troubleshoot issues a "drughead" homeless shivering in a dumpster knows how to solve
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Neglected nipples was not on my bingo card. I expected you applied Bag Balm to them thrice a day
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    There's like 12 niggers in Japan, so yes
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    @Cat Administrator We never did get an answer to if you consider yourself a dommy dommy or recessive mommy. It's not too late, you know? Kendra is still in there, waiting to shine
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Sissy, sussy I'm coming for that Smurfussy He's very obviously not so did Ken just assume or did Pedofails intentionally mislead him?
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    :optimistic: But for real, who are you getting your wicket sticky with? Jocelyn is younger and more curious but Kendra is an experienced divorcee. In my opinion Jocelyn might be tempting but Mommy Kendra would lay the smack down on my dingus
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    What's the old man packing? Puffies? Bolognas? Invaginated? Daddy bull nips? Jocelyn La Luna OR Kendra Dingelfardt
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The problem with muting everyone who won't clap for your tweaker essays (the entire forum) is it's been a week and you still don't know how retarded you're being
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I assumed you were an Ashley sock but I'm unsure of her opinion of Gays From LA. Really it seems more likely you're Gays From LA himself since I can't see anyone complimenting him while also whining about people being "ran off", what with Gays being prone to going into fight or flight mode over...
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Did you get this guy yet, young lady?
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    Celebritysphere (Cowsphere) Brian Harvey Pop Singer of 90s East 17, drug casualty and Jacket Potato Connoisseur

    It's like a Gays From LA thread
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What a brave stance you took
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    STOP CALLING OUT MY SOCKS
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    What you're not understanding is the people who come from this forum will absolutely be who is using the other forum. There is absolutely zero way you can safely allow minors. Take your meds dude. Imagine someone other than me is telling you how bad of an idea this is
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Kengle has been running in a sperg loop about this muh other forum for years now. How is this attempt going to be any different in your opinion?
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    The question was why you think it's a good idea to allow children, especially in such a troll heavy environment. With people like the Foodists and 764 splinters floating around, it seems like a very poor idea with a very low ROI.
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    That's not an answer to what I asked
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Why do you think it's a good idea to potentially expose children to the spotlight that comes with being associated with you and Onion Farms? No one's going to use the other forum for anything but a graffiti wall but still, if things were going to work as you imagine them it'd be strange for you...
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Your tinkering autism is your greatest stumbling block. That and pedo shielding, of course. Is your other forum going to be 18+ or will you be merging with Skibidi Farms?
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Don't be fooled brother! This post was swept into its own thread
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    You don't have enough users to split between two forums, Ken. Also, Kiwifails is very obviously a man, what is wrong with you?
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    I don't care about this
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Jannies can only respond to the report queue
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Onion Farms has a long history of extremely sus mods
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    Public Figure: Pixyteri Pixyteri References

    Posting in epic thread
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes, especially if they're funny
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome Donald Trump General Discussion

    Only one of these is true, frankenweiner
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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    Hobbies Are there any "non woke"/"based" History Podcasts?

    I enjoy Dan Carlin's Hardcore History but that's the only history pod I've listened to. You may be better served listening to audiobooks. https://audiobookbay.lu/
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    We should start a betting pool for how long it will be before Kengle posts the inevitable "I'm sorry, it was an honest mistake" thread. The Kengle Cycle dictates it's the next step
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I think it's funny how Kengle has refused to accept that he captured lightning in a bottle with Onion Farms by stumblefucking his way into a needed niche and all other attempts at recreating a fraction of this forum's "success" is doomed to fail
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No shit, Kiwi Farms is TMZ for spergs No one worth respecting has produced pornography, with the exception of Sylvester Stallone
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    @Cat Administrator There are so few daily posts on this site that one broom, maybe two at most could handle the entire thing with ease. So it does concern me that we now have eight janitors, one of which has been caught spreading disturbing imagery and whom has a track record of lies...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's only revenge porn when the first person involved leaks it. After that it's just porn that makes certain people mad and it's completely US legal. Know how much you care about "US legal", so I imagine my big brained argument has changed your mind about Josh in this particular regard
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Whichever* https://www.grammarly.com/signup
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Good job, you understood what I was implying
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Your PG thread will go public before this happens
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Stop trying to make fetch happen
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We absolutely need a safe space forum. Gays From LA can smoke meth and write insane TL;DR's, Epsteinfails can curate a harem of QT 3.14 14 y/os, Kengle can post about Djibouti, all in perfect harmony
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Can't wait for Epsteinfails to have a safe place to post without anyone asking to see who was on the flight logs
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I have information that will lead to the arrest erection of Joshua Conner Moon
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    ralphamales only

    No. A true Ralphamale embodies the spirit of Ralph (Maker's Mark Be Upon Him) and thusly does not scare to post whatever wherever, bish
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did lel, Arkomia. And it's not baseless, you were bullycided off of KF for being a toilet voyeur. It would not shock me if you were operating the cameras in the alleyways where I make my morning constitutional.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I'd say a catch 22 gotcha question but you likely put a camera in my bathroom, where I make 90% of my posts
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Excellent lore
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Any screenshot I provide would be called fake and I don't want to compromise any other account that definitely doesn't belong to me. But Crimson did blab xer mouth anime villain style and told everyone
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It's taken Onion Farms most diseased minds months of sustained coordinated effort but it seems like their victory will be certain any day now
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Did they get this guy yet?
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    Nose Rings

    How does she eat like that? Or breathe for that matter?
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    @kiwifails is being pedoshielded by @Cat Administrator.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    We can do this to stupid coal burning kike whore Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, but we can't discuss the sexual perversions of an anonymous user :thinking:
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did lmao, Arkomia, ya disgusting toilet pervert
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The classic* And no, I'm American (better than you, even if I sleep in a dumpster). Also, you jerk your little eggroll to toilet cam vids lol
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    ESL
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pedoshielder
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It is certainly fake news. I speak nothing but truth, pedofur. How much did you donate to Kengle, btw?
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    Cowsphere Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Digital Playground

    Your brother in law molestered you
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Oh, so this was the origin of this particular autism
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    What is Onionpedia?

    I'm looking forward to Onionchan.gay
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Bring back the Kardashians subforum
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    All perveyors of lolicon should kill themselves, that includes 64 year old Warwick RI resident Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    While I normally enjoy our sperg outs I think you and the mush mouthed Brit have had enough attention until you do something novel
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Running out of material, huh? 🥱
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The fact that this place used to be even more faggoted than it is now is truly astounding.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt is my favorite lolcow.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    How about you push ENTER one more time before inserting an image so your shitpost shows up correctly on non phonefag devices like actual computers and shit. Its like the third time you've done this today.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Onionpedia dropping in 2029
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We need to advertise on Myspace
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Bring back the Ministry Officials General now!
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How much nut would a nutchuck suck if a nutchuck could suck nut?
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We are all cows down here
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Niggers tongue my anus
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The future is now
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