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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    No, you are not. You really need to be disabused of that idea. New info meaning: Another line of monkey dust. Gotcha. Still going with that. lol. You finally sucked Ken off enough, to get a broom. Did Gargle-moo get sick of you?
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    Respect the pronouns. btw, you said the same about the pissminge.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Black Aryans (race theory)

    There are black rednecks... https://sowell.org/books/black-rednecks-and-white-liberals
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Long time lurker Tarquin "Trepanner" Hodges wants to have a right of reply...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Typing lolcow.org could get you banned. You forgot Mexican water. It's mostly because, well, some wags here, are quite good at pointing out when the broom is lying/scamming the paypigs.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    That you think lidl is an adult human female. Gotcha. (To everyone else in the room: Guys, check out this dinlo!) 1. You replied to Ogre, but it says it's you quoted. My melon is slightly twisted 2. This Ana Slatz thing, it's been touted before, by various tards, like this recent "LOOK! A...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    https://archive.is/wip/vS7Oq I feel a "right to reply" is required. There are only facts in this, Alex
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    I feel inclined...

    To blow my mind... Get hung up, feed a duck with a bun.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Fried Chicken Appreciation Thread

    The last line of One Vision by Queen is "Gimme, gimmie, gimme FRIED CHICKEN!" Now, this line could be seen as Freddie's love of said food item... however, as the song is about MLK jnr and his speech, the line actually is an ironic bit of racism. Y'see, Freddie was someone who grew up through...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    https://archive.is/wip/LZnjZ
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Cowsphere Stardust

    Star wouldn't even admit it, even if she had the nouse (google it Ash), which she doesn't, but the Dems are the spaz and weirdo party, much like the Labour Party in the UK. If you can't understand why Trump* won over THE FUCKING WIFE OF BILL "THE BOYS ON THE TRACKS" CLINTON, then maybe try...
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/tsa0H Star squits about another forgotten pajeet, that no one takes seriously. Like herself.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    What are you listening to right now?

    @Onion Null https://archive.org/details/lp_music-of-the-idoma-of-nigeria_various/disc1/ I thought you might like this. btw, do you like Fela Kuti? You should, Afrobeat is Nigeria's national music
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    Some Comedy...

    Jack Margolis & Jere Alan Brain - A Child's Garden Of Grass (1971)
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I myself AM biologically female." Had to be done. You are aware of the Momz of the BPHag set? joshy is surrounding himself with clones of his own Mum. Don't get me started on Beth...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Psssft, Ash is nowhere near as mental as some people (wymbym) that I've met IRL. As in, Ash is a cowardy custard (and you know how much Ash likes custard, like drinking it from the jug), and wouldn't actually do anything IRL. She'll harass the family members of Ken, from the safety of a...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    THAT'LL SHOW THEM DIRTY ONIONEERS! Nah, I think Alex knows how it's going to go if he comes back. By "interesting", you mean hilarious.
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AhzCX They aren't chickens, they are way too small. City folk. New channel https://www.youtube.com/@starcrossedoff
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    A rage pigs pig pen shack is her castle. Are you saying she lives in the "diverse" part of town? Have you seen the film High Plains Drifter? There is a scene, sums up Ash. If a crime (and strong evidence that Ash has actually committed a crime) is interstate, doesn't the FBI get involved...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She's like an old fat pissminge. Trying to garner sympathy for "muh victimization", while being objectively worse than the thing she says she hates. She only targets Ken, because she's got his dox. By rights, she should be ok with people contacting people she knows, highlighting her anti-social...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No. An opinion. "I know where Ashley Renee Hutsell lives. I am going to travel there, and rip her arm off, then beat her to death with the soggy end*" is a threat. lol. Boasting on Gargle-Moo's hugbox. NGMI. *Granny Geist saying, there.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Black bag'd to Git Mo Bay, that's what she needs.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I've tried to improve the quality, but Ken didn't give me much to work with.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Default Prefix - Flag for Staff Spring has sprung...

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    If you have a jack to jack, use that from phone to mic input.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    How's that workin' for for ya, Ash? In all seriousness, I'm not surprised she doesn't want any "disinfectant of sunlight" on her... First, being on a watch list, now THIS!!!!
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It is hilarious, isn't it? I think you are just the most exposed. Ash would do this to anyone who has "vexed" her, if she had the deets. Like I say, she's on a list. Let's be honest here. It's to do with @fnaarf (niche internet gossip forum Jezabel/All ROund Femme Fatale). Straight up and down...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    e-lame, recently banished from squitter (again), slums it... This Is Your Life, Elaine Gertler Miller.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Upload. Or This Never Happened. You should contact the Chattanooga 5-0, as she clearly wants you to play Misty for her, if she is harassing you like this. She's a ticking time bomb, Ken.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "Lost in a Chattanoogan wilderness of pain And all the Ashleys are insane..." Ash will wanting to complain to Tom Waits, and the remaining members of the Doors. You'll remember to do that, Ash? Right?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    4 times... that could be seen as harassment. js. WHo she going to take? Nobody, that's who. Didn't work for Chevy Chase. Yes, it's an esoteric chat show joke. And that's why she's on a list. Dani'qua got Ken's Deets from one of those sites... where you have to agree not to share the info you...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The Biden, if memory serves, joshy didn't want a thread on. Sure that wasn't a couple of years ago? BOLD FACE! Don't drop the soap, joshy.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://www.lawsociety.org.uk/topics/pro-bono/introduction-to-pro-bono "Pro bono costs orders Section 194 of the Legal Services Act 2007 provides for pro bono costs orders in civil courts, tribunals and settlement agreements. They are just like ordinary civil legal costs, but where a party was...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    You know how many socks Blaine Gayven Ross had here? Neither does the nonce Blaine. If he breaks the rules... he'll get banned, then start socking, en masse.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    No, not of course. Ok. I'm going to have to be Father, here. Forget about, Jake... it Commie Farms Town. joshy is prolly stroking himself to this, you realize? Quelle Surprise! The guy with years associating himself with nonces (cough containment board cough cough), doesn't mind nonces using...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This has really upset you, hasn't it? What would you want the broom to say? Bold makes it seem a little needy, there buddy. Huh. It's like... and follow me here, it like... joshy just wants a hugbox. Which requires simps. Guess he feels like his Mum didn't love him, or something.
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    https://archive.is/wip/vfjAC THread hadn't been updated for nearly two months... thought I'd correct that.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I was only PRETENDING to be a nonce". What a stylish 33DD chess move.
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/vqouL "I'm selective". lol. Guy's practically admitted to having his pud in his hand, while scrolling through his squitter feed.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Apart from... Brian was going to asked (under oath) about his business... and suddenly... he wasn't alive anymore. Lots of corpo talent get killed, it's just the media tend not to pick upon it.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "The pool was lovely, apart from the massive jewish turd floating in it". Reminder: Garg is just as mental as Ash.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    So enraged, she has lumbered over here. She's more addicted to her thread, than lamey is.
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ijFQq Now, Star once said her Grandad was "like a Ghandi kinda person". Wonder what her Granny was like... Her Mum...? The funny thing is, she'll have no idea, as that show finished like over 20 years ago.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No commas, she's absolutely raging.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    https://archive.is/dESGt
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ex bf. C'mon. She dox'd herself, she dox'd him. He wouldn't put up with that. He didn't need a beard THAT much.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Not anymore, he's brown bread, innit? PPP has been there in recent years, so obvz they have eased up on their "No Mincers" policy. However... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11147157 https://www.jstor.org/stable/jj.21996256 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-62793573 The...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Castro used to torture the fags. I know that Ash hates the shirt lifters, maybe that's why she's lying about going to Cuba.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He lurks here. Sham started a thread on Sonia Poulton (another woman, the failure of a man, has beef with) here. He fucked off after it was pointed out the thread was the lowest grade shit PAR thread. More recently, he has given a large amount of money to someone who used to work with Sonia, and...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Yeah, he really is a whiney mushmouth. Haven't used this one in a while... I disagree, a lot is a bit strong. Mainly because there aren't a lot of us. It's Gays really. Ethan Hackett does it for gunt grease, and Ash really isn't one of us. She's that psycho chick, the "She's Lost Control...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She was afraid that they'd kill her, like she killed her parents. Tho, knowing how mentally unstable she is (due to her Mother's drug addiction), she would have killed those kids. btw... She's trying to ERP with Ken. She's a kwiffar, with a hard r. He won't fuck you, Ash. You're just making a...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Doesn't this suggest that it's a "You" problem, broom? Cows going to cow. Being: It's always someone else's fault. Not the fact that his ex bezzie just signed a statement saying the broom and his hugbox like to defame people.
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    Cowsphere Dark Ninja / Isaac Lee Flores / Dark Isaac / WarGreymon Productions

    Isaac reminds everyone, after the CPS contacted his household, his wife left him, taking the child.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    You're a sick puppy? That's a why. And CF doesn't have to know why. "I've never actually done it, so you can't make fun of me" There is a logical fallacy here, can you spot it?
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I thought I post this... It's an AI tune (in the style of the 50s/60s female soul/R&B scene). RG wrote the lyrics, but the AI took care of the music. If you know anything about the Karen Read case, it's quite funny.
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