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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    By you? I don't. Definitely. Big ol' X, there good buddy.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    (Quick look at chat) That's the Hag Chat, for comparison... because... Chat is brain dead, at least. Sportsball people, tho. Wonder why was the push to having a sports chat? Oh, and the idea of having chat rooms for all the pointless leagues of Kabaddi* is retarded. That guy should expect...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Remember when Gargle-moo said that he wasn't a faggot like joshy? And it turned out, Gargle-moo was a much bigger faggot than joshy.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Look out, ol' Ashy is BACK! Ash reminds @Anne Hathaway Fan that he is a pisshead. Just like Ash. Isn't there that recording of Anne, just after Kfails self exploded, and he sounds like a pissed off homo? Yeah, a few people doubt Anne's GI Larp. Just as much as they doubt you got a degree...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Dani is suffering broom withdrawal.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Can you imagine that? Random kwiffar waddling up to politicians and stuff, trying to glad hand them. Looking forward to the FOI acquired video of various autards being escorted from the building.
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    Clip from the 1955 MS at Sunset. Full album is on the Hockey Puck High space on Dot Net.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    @fnaarf knows Ash so well. fnaarf's gender fluidity drives Ash wild... Maybe Ash has been AI'd... That was typed one handed. Quadpost. Seething. Can a nigger get a comma? Not all of it. Because she cares... deeply. The state of stream commentary. Citation needed. OTHER THAN JACK. A...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But it's like the emperor saying "Look, I'm in the all together" himself. The grift just wouldn't work. if the kwiffar were told "joshy is not the Messiah, he a fat, short, brokedick catboi fan". Still, it's not unique to Commie Farms. You should see some of the debasing things some people here...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Have your bosses contacted the Fuzz, about Ash's stalker campaign of harassment? She's been a little too quiet over here. Something makes me wonder if Ash has been advised not to sock up any more, nor contact people. Which is a shame for her. Because there are still all those internet randos...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Who expected that? That she'd do what she did here? Well, at least she's copying what she did. Not what others did.
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    General Dicks...

    Part two is up on the Net.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Hollywood God Archive...

    All of HGs accounts got nuked... https://old.bitchute.com/channel/NJTKySY7UsAI/ This is his Bitchute channel, tho... if you are in bongland, you'll need a VPN. As HG did say he was getting a lot of strikes... I did archive one of the channels...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    On Commie Farms, there are a lot of "One Handed Typist Researchers". There are Porncows, and an archive of their work. And yer general OF bints, as well as "e-schleb noodz". For all of joshy's tub thumpin' over pron... it's one of the main things that drives traffic to his hugbox. WHich is why...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash has plenty of places to post. The Internet is a big place. Almost as big as her arse. Ofc... there is one place... Satanic Back Masking means it's not libel. Or a threat in anyway.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Daddy issues. The broom's attitude towards Trump... very telling. joshy is still the authoritarian leftie he's always been. We love you, Big Mother.* It's not even that tho. If you split Commie Farms into two parts, ie 1. lolcows 2. The News Article bit (and joshy xerself has done this), the...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    They are smarter than him. You aren't a fan of the kwiffar harassing cows that joshy feels insecure over? Why, you literally must want the trannies to rape joshy to death.
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    Easter...

    Happy Easter, people.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Shure about that, Jan? I'm pretty sure Ash was up in Gargle-moo's dms, just as much as she was in Ken's. Call me a student of people and personality types. Y'see, kinda supports my theory. Remember when he did a massive IP ban, as to stop me laughing at him?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The internet. It also has her dox. Sorry, you'll have to sign up to the Society, there's an initiation, of sorts. Well, since Gargle-moo got sick of her DMin him 24/7, she just might well end up back here. btw... The view count on the OF forum is over 3.3k, and the KF one... still not hit 500.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It means cunt in the UK. Anyway, if Ash does call in, you can play Ash's Idea Of an Insult Bingo. "Capitalist Pig", "Zionist shill", "Whoremonger"... only joking, she wouldn't know that word. Her Mum on the other hand... btw, it isn't libel, if the bint you are libeling doesn't find out about...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She'll prolly just serial sock. I've heard tell, she has a habit of that. However, this seems apt... Yes, I subverted your expectations, by using the Fanny version... "Some kind of solitude is measured out in you You think you know me, but you haven't got a clue You can talk to me You can talk...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Knowing that any back chat would receive a pink triangle... within seconds. Oooooorrrr... lidl (an account that joined same time as one of joshy's bumchums came back) is a sock of someone close to joshy (ergo: not an adult human female) who fucks with the people joshy hates, but is too fat and...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Yes Ken, you want to drive engagement. RESQUIT THIS AT ONCE UBERBROOM! I think Kick are ahead of you there, buddy. As in, they have a rep for heavily botting content. Gays still logs out (and into one of their many Norman Bates type socks) and reads all of it. Get a blog, nancy.
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    Chaos Mix...

    https://archive.is/wip/U5l6G https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHAOS:_Charles_Manson,_the_CIA,_and_the_Secret_History_of_the_Sixties This is the first part of chapter one, if you go to Onionfarms.net, there is the second part of the chapter.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "We got ideas, to us that's dear Like capitalist, like communist. Like lots of things, you've heard about And redneckers, they get us pissed And stupid stuff, it makes us shout!" Bougie Ash, there. Who, thanks to "Western Capitalism", was given a house. Ash, who uses Wiki, as to cite things...
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/mfKs2 Star there... still unable to comprehend how awful Kamala Harris would be as President. And trying to get Hasimpleton's attention.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://archive.is/MnOGz She's lost some e-monies account, prolly trying to skinwalk joshy.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is huge. And mad. Did you ever find out, whether she managed to get her dox of that internet? Oh, Ash... you great big pudding. Dani has no friends. However, as Ash is such a good comrade, and around humanitarian, there is quite a bit of spare land, around the shoebox that was given to Ash...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Artist Formally Known As Vernon with "Don't you be a Laocadean". Cindy with the traffic report afterwards...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Shorter than gunt. He said for no particular reason. Gunt lost that weight, too. Ofc, gunt got AIDS first. ftfy. C'mon, he's taller (just) than the bints. But that Flip Chad is mogging the broom by at least an inch. Y'know joshy wears those sneeks that add a couple of inches height. And in that...
  35. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Hey, Dani, I desperately want to suck you off Hey, Ash! "Be seeing you"
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is the type of person to lie, order loads of Pizza, then say she didn't, but you might as well leave them with her. Also... Ash is much more likely to harass people, as her actions have shown. When Dani'qua got Ken's deets, from one of those sites, and gave the info to Ash... she misused...
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    I can't remember where I stole this joke, it was years ago, but it wasn't in Wales...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It is a niche internet gossip site. That's not how it works. It's whether they have a problem with you. And Gargle-moo, has problems. Like up the wazzoo. Lol. He wishes.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    You don't have a stable enough personality to have honest opinions. Therefore it's a bint. Not (more likely) swarthy skinned male. X Because you didn't know your Dad. Just like joshy. And tender... and bloated.
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