Hitler Speculation 🇩🇪🗿 What if Hitler got rid of Africa by creating a comically large forklift and lifting the continent from Earth?

Suznetsov

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Retired Staff

• Aug 30, 2025

• #1

 

𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑

George Bush Burger King

Hellovan Onion

• Aug 30, 2025

• #2

Not sure if the aliens would want it. The continent might even end up orbiting earth.

 

Stephen

Standing tall (six _____)

Baby Onion

• Sep 9, 2025

• #3

The moon would spawn a smaller, browner moon

 

Ash's Dildo

My uncle was convicted of underage sex solicitation

Hellovan Onion

• Sep 11, 2025

• #4

Literal shit nugger

 

Gore San

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Staff member

edgy bastard

• Sep 15, 2025

• #5

Let it crash back down into China and India.