Cowsphere Communities I am new to the scene. How do I milk lolcows, and what are the general basics of lolcowing?

Onion Null said:

The best advice is to just sit back relax and observe the flow. You don't need to actively "milk" them. It is much more fun to watch them milk themselves.

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Gore San said:

If they do show up you can just say something about their weird interests to get a funny reaction maybe.
@MylarBalloon123 fucks balloons and dresses like Sailor Moon (is doxed)
@BittersweetSymphony badly draws porn of amputee children (is doxed)
@zoey is a turbo sperg that is obsessed with some anime shota trap character and types in all caps when angry (is mostly doxed)
@ipreferpickles is a male feminist terrified of and obsessed with the soyshpere who thinks anyone who disagrees with him is a pedophile
@Adriana Bouvier is a doxed fat retarded turbo sperg trying to sue Josh but his lolsuit will never go anywhere
@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski is a ban on sight fat cunt that has been sperging about her dox being on the Internet for over 14 years who harasses the owner's work place with phone calls, left over 40 voicemails on his personal phone, and so much more
@Time 4 Guillotines is a self doxed skin walking hobo that met King Cobra and should jump off the bridge he lives under for being a fail troll who faildoxed me as a pooner, main is inactive but I suspect is socking somewhere
@WhiteGlove is the doxed fat pooner weeb he fail doxed me as and has a medically too tight vagina or something so wants to troon out, the account is inactive now though
@Sailor Troon is space police on kiwifarms and is supposedly doxed by the soyshpere, he doesn't understand jokes and has a room temperature IQ and poor reading comprehension but projects these qualities onto others as he expresses them himself
@GuntChatRegular2 constantly posts fanfiction about his para social obsession with null and spergs out when people disagree with him or call his posts bad
@Warrior of Light is dark ninja on kf, a doxed user that has a CPS investigation for child sex abuse but he's inactive
@RumpleSmooothSkin let himself get fucked by a stray dog and is one of the kf gooner dm leaks users (inactive)
@Puta Madre fucked his cat and is another gooner dm leak user, he got perma tard caged
@Fosteryou is a banned furry that was defending his friend peppermint swirl over fucking children and has a deviant art with the same username and makes furry words puns in his replies like "pawesome"
@Peppermint Swirl is a brony who mixes Christianity with my little pony and wants to fuck horses and children and probably horse children too, believes equestria is real and has a dox but is banned from here
This is all I can think of at the moment but there are still others and more might show up, also not everyone listed here is still around. You can still look at some of the posts or responses to them for some of these users.

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Gore San said:

If they do show up you can just say something about their weird interests to get a funny reaction maybe.
@MylarBalloon123 fucks balloons and dresses like Sailor Moon (is doxed)
@BittersweetSymphony badly draws porn of amputee children (is doxed)
@zoey is a turbo sperg that is obsessed with some anime shota trap character and types in all caps when angry (is mostly doxed)
@ipreferpickles is a male feminist terrified of and obsessed with the soyshpere who thinks anyone who disagrees with him is a pedophile
@Adriana Bouvier is a doxed fat retarded turbo sperg trying to sue Josh but his lolsuit will never go anywhere
@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski is a ban on sight fat cunt that has been sperging about her dox being on the Internet for over 14 years who harasses the owner's work place with phone calls, left over 40 voicemails on his personal phone, and so much more
@Time 4 Guillotines is a self doxed skin walking hobo that met King Cobra and should jump off the bridge he lives under for being a fail troll who faildoxed me as a pooner, main is inactive but I suspect is socking somewhere
@WhiteGlove is the doxed fat pooner weeb he fail doxed me as and has a medically too tight vagina or something so wants to troon out, the account is inactive now though
@Sailor Troon is space police on kiwifarms and is supposedly doxed by the soyshpere, he doesn't understand jokes and has a room temperature IQ and poor reading comprehension but projects these qualities onto others as he expresses them himself
@GuntChatRegular2 constantly posts fanfiction about his para social obsession with null and spergs out when people disagree with him or call his posts bad
@Warrior of Light is dark ninja on kf, a doxed user that has a CPS investigation for child sex abuse but he's inactive
@RumpleSmooothSkin let himself get fucked by a stray dog and is one of the kf gooner dm leaks users (inactive)
@Puta Madre fucked his cat and is another gooner dm leak user, he got perma tard caged
@Fosteryou is a banned furry that was defending his friend peppermint swirl over fucking children and has a deviant art with the same username and makes furry words puns in his replies like "pawesome"
@Peppermint Swirl is a brony who mixes Christianity with my little pony and wants to fuck horses and children and probably horse children too, believes equestria is real and has a dox but is banned from here
This is all I can think of at the moment but there are still others and more might show up, also not everyone listed here is still around. You can still look at some of the posts or responses to them for some of these users.

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BittersweetSymphony said:

Mind if I add cyanide to your milk then?

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Sailor Troon said:

You are mentally ill.

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BittersweetSymphony said:

Mind if I add cyanide to your milk then?

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Suznetsov said:

Yes, but how do you make them mad? How do you get milks from them?

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Kiwifarms Linked Thread 'Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)'

Apr 1, 2025

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Gore San said:

If they do show up you can just say something about their weird interests to get a funny reaction maybe.
@MylarBalloon123 fucks balloons and dresses like Sailor Moon (is doxed)
@BittersweetSymphony badly draws porn of amputee children (is doxed)
@zoey is a turbo sperg that is obsessed with some anime shota trap character and types in all caps when angry (is mostly doxed)
@ipreferpickles is a male feminist terrified of and obsessed with the soyshpere who thinks anyone who disagrees with him is a pedophile
@Adriana Bouvier is a doxed fat retarded turbo sperg trying to sue Josh but his lolsuit will never go anywhere
@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski is a ban on sight fat cunt that has been sperging about her dox being on the Internet for over 14 years who harasses the owner's work place with phone calls, left over 40 voicemails on his personal phone, and so much more
@Time 4 Guillotines is a self doxed skin walking hobo that met King Cobra and should jump off the bridge he lives under for being a fail troll who faildoxed me as a pooner, main is inactive but I suspect is socking somewhere
@WhiteGlove is the doxed fat pooner weeb he fail doxed me as and has a medically too tight vagina or something so wants to troon out, the account is inactive now though
@Sailor Troon is space police on kiwifarms and is supposedly doxed by the soyshpere, he doesn't understand jokes and has a room temperature IQ and poor reading comprehension but projects these qualities onto others as he expresses them himself
@GuntChatRegular2 constantly posts fanfiction about his para social obsession with null and spergs out when people disagree with him or call his posts bad
@Warrior of Light is dark ninja on kf, a doxed user that has a CPS investigation for child sex abuse but he's inactive
@RumpleSmooothSkin let himself get fucked by a stray dog and is one of the kf gooner dm leaks users (inactive)
@Puta Madre fucked his cat and is another gooner dm leak user, he got perma tard caged
@Fosteryou is a banned furry that was defending his friend peppermint swirl over fucking children and has a deviant art with the same username and makes furry words puns in his replies like "pawesome"
@Peppermint Swirl is a brony who mixes Christianity with my little pony and wants to fuck horses and children and probably horse children too, believes equestria is real and has a dox but is banned from here
This is all I can think of at the moment but there are still others and more might show up, also not everyone listed here is still around. You can still look at some of the posts or responses to them for some of these users.

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coffee adict said:

What the hell?

It gets worse as you go down holy shit

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