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What is Soyjak Forum?
Soyjak Forum, also known informally as the Shroom or Shorum, is a Soyjak Blog splinter made while/after Froot (fifth admin of Soyjak Party) was selling Soyjak Blog. It is currently owned by SmallAnus, or otherwise known as the site as “Shroot”. This site’s staff have spread multiple lies about us, including @MoonMetropolis and I, myself.
What are these lies?
Most of these lies are about us, the Soyjak Blog staff. I will first discuss @MoonMetropolis’s story.
@MoonMetropolis’s Involvement and Accusations against Him
@MoonMetropolis was first accused of being a pedophile in response to him calling out a moderator, Steve, on SoF(Soyjak Forum that way so people don’t confuse it for a much more terrible site) being a pEDophile. The main proof cited about @MoonMetropolis being a pedophile is now a deleted article on @MoonMetropolis’s newspaper about him saying that lolicon and AI-generated CP was illegal. This article is now deleted because he doesn’t side with lolicon, AI CP, and other horrible things anymore.
My Involvement and the Accusations against Me
I have been accused of being a pedophile who is part of a hostile Sharty splinter by the name of the Swinny. The pedophile part was me making a rape joke about Garf in a thread on SB (Soyjak Blog). I was immediately told that Garf was seventeen, which I didn’t know he was at the time. I immediately changed “rape” into “ruin” because the joke was offensive towards a minor.
As for the hostile Sharty splinter part, I was banned of the Party’s /soy/ board for a low-effort bait post I made on there. The post in question was LARPing as a Swinny promotion, which you can read more about the Swinny here. @Catter, being the faggot that he is, also said that I made a post calling for the raiding of JKLFarms on the same site. That post is fake for the painfully obvious reason that I found the thread myself, and there was no “(You)”, an indicator whether if someone made a thread on an anonymous forum or not. I ban evaded just to tell the Shroomers that I didn’t make the post, and the first response was “Kill Yourself”. Shroomers hate it when their daily moderator cock-sucking session gets interrupted with the undeniable truth.
 
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The article is not deleted: https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/...e-ai-generated-child-pornography-2ceb8f1ded20

Anyone who isn't retarded can plainly see the point that I was making. I was examining a complicated First Amendment issue. The article makes it pretty clear that I am not a pedophile.

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I'm a staunch First Amendment absolutist. The only people trying to persistently use that as "evidence" of me being a pervert are SmallAnus and his small clique on the Shroom and the Shiwi, and it's not like I'm the only soy site janny that they've tried to smear. In fact, there has never been a single janny on any soy site who hasn't had multiple baseless accusations of pedophilia flung at them, and it really gets quite tiring after a while. Despite what most soysphere users might think, "pedophile" is not just a meaningless insult, like calling someone a dumbass. It's a very serious accusation.

For the record, they also repeatedly tried to accuse @Gore Chan of being a pedophile (and a zoosadist), on similarly baseless grounds. SmallAnus accuses pretty much everyone who he dislikes of being a pedophile, and one doesn't exactly have to be a psychology major to understand the psychological implications of this.
 
MoonMetropolis said:
The article is not deleted: https://medium.com/@MoonMetropolis/...e-ai-generated-child-pornography-2ceb8f1ded20

Anyone who isn't retarded can plainly see the point that I was making. I was examining a complicated First Amendment issue. The article makes it pretty clear that I am not a pedophile.

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I'm a staunch First Amendment absolutist. The only people trying to persistently use that as "evidence" of me being a pervert are SmallAnus and his small clique on the Shroom and the Shiwi, and it's not like I'm the only soy site janny that they've tried to smear. In fact, there has never been a single janny on any soy site who hasn't had multiple baseless accusations of pedophilia flung at them, and it really gets quite tiring after a while. Despite what most soysphere users might think, "pedophile" is not just a meaningless insult, like calling someone a dumbass. It's a very serious accusation.

For the record, they also repeatedly tried to accuse @Gore Chan of being a pedophile (and a zoosadist), on similarly baseless grounds. SmallAnus accuses pretty much everyone who he dislikes of being a pedophile, and one doesn't exactly have to be a psychology major to understand the psychological implications of this.
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Also, would you mind explaining the @Gore Chan is a pedophile part? I need to know more.
 
It first began with @Apeson bending shit out of proportion with a screenshot of a raid against the Jassy that was hosted on here.
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This ignorant retard thinks that I, myself, am promoting a pedophile website. This is cherrypicking messages without the context. And trust me, this fucker hid a message that I sent just to make me look worse.

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The shocked message I made about CP being bumped on there is because SF started to raid, and that’s when I shut the thread down because I didn’t want any regular users finding CP and links to SF.

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My psychology behind this is that the Sharty may sometimes spam links to their site/promote itself on websites they don’t like as a way to say “haha faggot I won”, which is bragging about how much better their site is, not advertising. I wanted to tell them “haha nigger we won” by the same way.

And of course, Apeson lied again.

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The main problem with this though, is that @Catter double downed on @Apeson’s distortion of the truth.

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A nice reminder is that:
Person in Power ≠ Person always telling the truth
 
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Nusois be like:
>Libtard called me a Nazi! Kek! That word has lost all its meaning!
>You're a PEDOPHILE, or something.

Shut everything soy-related down. These 2009ers are bad enough; 2010 fetuses are the heat death of the Soyverse. These newfags have the brain the size of a silica gel bead. It's nearly impossible for them to:
  • Accept that they're wrong.
  • Show any compassion.
  • Acknowledge that their sh*thole wasn't any better than the current [boogeyman] not too long ago.
  • Take in outsider opinions.
  • Take in new ideas/concepts.
  • Take responsibility for their own actions.
    • Example: Sharty raids a harmless site, gets DDOSed or raided in return, and Nusoi doesn't comprehend that they started it first and cries that the stated site attacked them.
  • Have full awareness, not being oblivious.
*le Greentext uncompassionate Nusoi story:
<Hello Nusoi, I'm a magical genie. Thank you for freeing me from this Pepsi bottle. I shall grant you the power to let someone live or die.
>Oh, okay or something.
<This 19-year-old artist on Twitter-
>It's Xitter, retard.
<Okay, on Xitter, drew this very high-effort Soytan for his 17 followers.
>SLOPTRAN? SLOPTRAN WNBAG. BAIT BAIT BAIT HE'S BAITING ME KYS SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBA-
<Okay, yeah, quiet.
<Well, he's going to become a very successful man when he grows up, discovering the cure for all cancers and founding I-CURED-CANCER INC, which provides the cure to millions all over the globe for a low cost. He'll live happily with a loving family and never do wrong.
>I want him dead.
<Why? Should he die for this minor part of his life?
>He made a Sloptran. Sloptran tranny gooner needs to bleed. Total Sloptran Death NOW.
<But the next person to find the cure for cancer won't be for another 150 years...
>HES BAITING ME OR SOMETHING! SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBAW!
>I CHOSE DEATH I CHOSE DEATH!!!
<Alright, he shall die immediately with the snap of my finger. Are you sur-
>KILL HIM ALREADY.
<*snap
<Alright, he's dead. Sad, all for a site that isn't going to last another two years.
>COB WATCH REST IN PIS- what. BAD BAIT KYS PAJEET TROONIE GENIE YWNBAW ACK NOW KYS KYS...

Actually, this applies to the oldfags as well, who are still lingering. BOTH the Shroom and Schlog are showing Nusoi behavior like stated above, especially the Shroom, which is just as bad as a Reddit echochamber, but they don't even see it, nor will they ever. Sometime after the Homercord incident, the circuit breaker to their brain triggered, causing them to act like an autistic 12-year-old boy with an abusive father who constantly beats him to knock sense into him, but it never works because the boy's brain is dead-ass broken and is still going to scream at WAL-MART over Little Bites muffins. Shroomers are incapable of accepting they're wrong, either because they're oblivious or in denial. And I can see why, respectable people within their community, like Shroot or Oneshot Gooner Janny can spew anything they want without anything backing it or faking crap harder than CNN in 2016, and their userbase will believe it. And I can't really blame their users; it's a literal closed bubble where any criticism will get your IP banned from the site. The Shroom is legit on par with /r/Politics, and it mildly disappoints me that they'll never see it. The Schlog is almost the same, but with Goldberg's "freeze peach" policy and guest posting, the site can at least gather outside opinions regarding internal issues.

And again, to emphasize how bad it has gotten, the gooniest of Shemmycucks are way more enlightened than the average Nusoi whenever they break character. People who draw porn of their admins have better comprehension than the average Nusoi or Shroomcuck. Let. That. Sink. In.
 
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Redditor said:
Nusois be like:
>Libtard called me a Nazi! Kek! That word has lost all its meaning!
>You're a PEDOPHILE, or something.

Shut everything soy-related down. These 2009ers are bad enough; 2010 fetuses are the heat death of the Soyverse. These newfags have the brain the size of a silica gel bead. It's nearly impossible for them to:
  • Accept that they're wrong.
  • Show any compassion.
  • Acknowledge that their sh*thole wasn't any better than the current [boogeyman] not too long ago.
  • Take in outsider opinions.
  • Take in new ideas/concepts.
  • Take responsibility for their own actions.
    • Example: Sharty raids a harmless site, gets DDOSed or raided in return, and Nusoi doesn't comprehend that they started it first and cries that the stated site attacked them.
  • Have full awareness, not being oblivious.
*le Greentext uncompassionate Nusoi story:
<Hello Nusoi, I'm a magical genie. Thank you for freeing me from this Pepsi bottle. I shall grant you the power to let someone live or die.
>Oh, okay or something.
<This 19-year-old artist on Twitter-
>It's Xitter, retard.
<Okay, on Xitter, drew this very high-effort Soytan for his 17 followers.
>SLOPTRAN? SLOPTRAN WNBAG. BAIT BAIT BAIT HE'S BAITING ME KYS SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBA-
<Okay, yeah, quiet.
<Well, he's going to become a very successful man when he grows up, discovering the cure for all cancers and founding I-CURED-CANCER INC, which provides the cure to millions all over the globe for a low cost. He'll live happily with a loving family and never do wrong.
>I want him dead.
<Why? Should he die for this minor part of his life?
>He made a Sloptran. Sloptran tranny gooner needs to bleed. Total Sloptran Death NOW.
<But the next person to find the cure for cancer won't be for another 150 years...
>HES BAITING ME OR SOMETHING! SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBAW!
>I CHOSE DEATH I CHOSE DEATH!!!
<Alright, he shall die immediately with the snap of my finger. Are you sur-
>KILL HIM ALREADY.
<*snap
<Alright, he's dead. Sad, all for a site that isn't going to last another two years.
>COB WATCH REST IN PIS- what. BAD BAIT KYS PAJEET TROONIE GENIE YWNBAW ACK NOW KYS KYS...

Actually, this applies to the oldfags as well, who are still lingering. BOTH the Shroom and Schlog are showing Nusoi behavior like stated above, especially the Shroom, which is just as bad as a Reddit echochamber, but they don't even see it, nor will they ever. Sometime after the Homercord incident, the circuit breaker to their brain triggered, causing them to act like an autistic 12-year-old boy with an abusive father who constantly beats him to knock sense into him, but it never works because the boy's brain is dead-ass broken and is still going to scream at WAL-MART over Little Bites muffins. Shroomers are incapable of accepting they're wrong, either because they're oblivious or in denial. And I can see why, respectable people within their community, like Shroot or Oneshot Gooner Janny can spew anything they want without anything backing it or faking crap harder than CNN in 2016, and their userbase will believe it. And I can't really blame their users; it's a literal closed bubble where any criticism will get your IP banned from the site. The Shroom is legit on par with /r/Politics, and it mildly disappoints me that they'll never see it. The Schlog is almost the same, but at least with Goldberg's "freeze peach" policy and guest posting, the site can at least gather outside opinions regarding internal issues.

And again, to emphasize how bad it has gotten, the gooniest of Shemmycucks are way more enlightened than the average Nusoi whenever they break character. People who draw porn of their admins have better comprehension than the average Nusoi or Shroomcuck. Let. That. Sink. In.
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And to add on to this;
>Dude, it's just some internet imageboard. Who cares? Huge nothingburger.
I'd agree, but the problem is that Nusois are going to want you DEAD over the most mundane thing. They'll send you a box with crap laced with fent, spam email your university to get you kicked out, harass your family, vandalize your house, and so on.
>This never happened. Take your meds.
B_B_GHAST and Siliconebreast.

Soyteens are genuinely the worst. Always held a grudge against them, but it was the closest to a tranime-free community I could find.
>Not all Soyteens are bad!!! It's only some of them!
Yeah, but:
All. Soyteens. Are. Bastards.
 
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Redditor said:
Nusois be like:
>Libtard called me a Nazi! Kek! That word has lost all its meaning!
>You're a PEDOPHILE, or something.

Shut everything soy-related down. These 2009ers are bad enough; 2010 fetuses are the heat death of the Soyverse. These newfags have the brain the size of a silica gel bead. It's nearly impossible for them to:
  • Accept that they're wrong.
  • Show any compassion.
  • Acknowledge that their sh*thole wasn't any better than the current [boogeyman] not too long ago.
  • Take in outsider opinions.
  • Take in new ideas/concepts.
  • Take responsibility for their own actions.
    • Example: Sharty raids a harmless site, gets DDOSed or raided in return, and Nusoi doesn't comprehend that they started it first and cries that the stated site attacked them.
  • Have full awareness, not being oblivious.
*le Greentext uncompassionate Nusoi story:
<Hello Nusoi, I'm a magical genie. Thank you for freeing me from this Pepsi bottle. I shall grant you the power to let someone live or die.
>Oh, okay or something.
<This 19-year-old artist on Twitter-
>It's Xitter, retard.
<Okay, on Xitter, drew this very high-effort Soytan for his 17 followers.
>SLOPTRAN? SLOPTRAN WNBAG. BAIT BAIT BAIT HE'S BAITING ME KYS SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBA-
<Okay, yeah, quiet.
<Well, he's going to become a very successful man when he grows up, discovering the cure for all cancers and founding I-CURED-CANCER INC, which provides the cure to millions all over the globe for a low cost. He'll live happily with a loving family and never do wrong.
>I want him dead.
<Why? Should he die for this minor part of his life?
>He made a Sloptran. Sloptran tranny gooner needs to bleed. Total Sloptran Death NOW.
<But the next person to find the cure for cancer won't be for another 150 years...
>HES BAITING ME OR SOMETHING! SLOPTRAN GOONER YWNBAW!
>I CHOSE DEATH I CHOSE DEATH!!!
<Alright, he shall die immediately with the snap of my finger. Are you sur-
>KILL HIM ALREADY.
<*snap
<Alright, he's dead. Sad, all for a site that isn't going to last another two years.
>COB WATCH REST IN PIS- what. BAD BAIT KYS PAJEET TROONIE GENIE YWNBAW ACK NOW KYS KYS...

Actually, this applies to the oldfags as well, who are still lingering. BOTH the Shroom and Schlog are showing Nusoi behavior like stated above, especially the Shroom, which is just as bad as a Reddit echochamber, but they don't even see it, nor will they ever. Sometime after the Homercord incident, the circuit breaker to their brain triggered, causing them to act like an autistic 12-year-old boy with an abusive father who constantly beats him to knock sense into him, but it never works because the boy's brain is dead-ass broken and is still going to scream at WAL-MART over Little Bites muffins. Shroomers are incapable of accepting they're wrong, either because they're oblivious or in denial. And I can see why, respectable people within their community, like Shroot or Oneshot Gooner Janny can spew anything they want without anything backing it or faking crap harder than CNN in 2016, and their userbase will believe it. And I can't really blame their users; it's a literal closed bubble where any criticism will get your IP banned from the site. The Shroom is legit on par with /r/Politics, and it mildly disappoints me that they'll never see it. The Schlog is almost the same, but with Goldberg's "freeze peach" policy and guest posting, the site can at least gather outside opinions regarding internal issues.

And again, to emphasize how bad it has gotten, the gooniest of Shemmycucks are way more enlightened than the average Nusoi whenever they break character. People who draw porn of their admins have better comprehension than the average Nusoi or Shroomcuck. Let. That. Sink. In.
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The soysphere is, like Kiwi Farms, basically just one giant projection center dominated by pedophiles. Such is always the case with websites filled with chuds. If someone is on the far-right, then there's about a 100% chance that they are a degenerate pervert of some kind. When chuds constantly accuse other people of being "degenerates", pedophiles, groomers, etc., it's pure psychological projection on their part. People who aren’t degenerates generally don’t spend every single waking moment desperately trying to prove how completely not-degenerate they are by obsessively policing "degeneracy" on the internet, just like people who aren’t gay or autistic generally aren’t concerned with making sure that everyone knows how much they totally hate gay and/or autistic people.

Who is more "degenerate": a teenage furry, or the Sharty user spamming infant gore and CSAM in that teenage furry's Discord server? Soyteens are so spectacularly stupid that they don't even recognize the irony of acting like neo-puritan LARPers crusading against "degeneracy" while simultaneously being the most degenerate people on the face of the earth.

It's also worth noting that chuds are the only people on the planet who constantly talk about BBC and cuckolding. Hell, just look at the Sharty with its incessant BBC/Spadeson/blacked/cuckold spam. It almost always comes from the exact same people who spam TND garbage (again, without ever recognizing the irony of it). Chuds just can't help but project their fetishes onto others.

I fully agree: just shut down the soysphere at this point. It is an endlessly toxic, destructive black hole.
 
Smeared Mascara said:
That place was lame and gay. Bunch of teenagers running around being fucking annoying, and getting things cleared through two different mods only for a third mod to come up and say no.

Name and pfp changes without any warning or reason, a mod just thinks it "sounds better"

Fucking lame. I lasted about 4 hours in that place.
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You were on Soyjak Blog. This thread is about Soyjak Forum, which is a splinter of Soyjak Blog.
 
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Can someone deeboonk the Schlogcord trying to get Skibidididdies to DDOS the Shroom, if Snopes confirms it's ✅ then I don't think I can really defend the site anymore. I'm optimistic that it's just a huge falseflag.
 
Redditor said:
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Can someone deeboonk the Schlogcord trying to get Skibidididdies to DDOS the Shroom, if Snopes confirms it's ✅ then I don't think I can really defend the site anymore. I'm optimistic that it's just a huge falseflag.
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That was Jackson. SmallAnus is not wanting to return to the Schlog, along with “an open admin spot and needing to keep Froot happy”, Jackson could get SF to DDoS SoF. This was a long time ago, when Telnet still ruled the Schlog.
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Suznetsov said:
That was Jackson. SmallAnus is not wanting to return to the Schlog, along with “an open admin spot and needing to keep Froot happy”, Jackson could get SF to DDoS SoF. This was a long time ago, when Telnet still ruled the Schlog.
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Yep, the Schlog's current jannycord had nothing to do with it
In fact we've been victimized by the pedo Ackson since he forcefully took away our domains as a favor to the Shr**m and Anus. Hmm, why work together I wonder?
 
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