Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

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George Bush Burger King

Hellovan Onion

• Jun 9, 2025

• #541

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

 

Ash's Dildo

My uncle was convicted of underage sex solicitation

Hellovan Onion

• Jun 9, 2025

• #542

SIGBUS said:

lolcow.org is still owned by cjocker he must have auto renewal eating up his credit card every year

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lamk

 

Jazz_is_Immortal!

Baby Onion

• Jun 10, 2025

• #543

SIGBUS said:

lolcow.org is still owned by cjocker he must have auto renewal eating up his credit card every year

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That dumbass that site hasn't been online in years. I miss it though fun times.

 

Reason: Also is it a simulation thread if you don't have Nik Avocado's Ass cheeks as the theme pic. Also the auto playing obnoxious audio in notifications.

SIGBUS

null did not troon out in 2021

Remarkable Onion

• Jul 2, 2025

• #544

i still miss lolcow.org

 

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

An Onion Among Onions

• Jul 2, 2025

• #545

Onion Null said:

We could have a lolcow.org type section if there is interest.

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You could never hope to capture what made it so special.

 

Gangweed

I am vary smart

Remarkable Onion

• Jul 5, 2025

• #546

what if instead of cock vore vore cock

 

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

An Onion Among Onions

• Jul 9, 2025

• #547

Gangweed said:

what if instead of cock vore vore cock

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That's almost as unthinkable as you without a mop in your hand.

 

SIGBUS

null did not troon out in 2021

Remarkable Onion

• Aug 20, 2025

• #548

i still miss lolcow.org

 

Boobie Bomb

An Onion Among Onions

• Aug 20, 2025

• #549

SIGBUS said:

i still miss lolcow.org

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It'll sadly never come back

 

thefrogninja

🍉🍉 JDANKS420 🍉🍉

An Onion Among Onions

• Aug 20, 2025

• #550

SIGBUS said:

i still miss lolcow.org

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There was a lot of good investigations and write-ups that are now lost because cjoker's mom caught him jerking off and he pretended his pants slipped off because he was scared of a computer virus.

 

Ash's Dildo

My uncle was convicted of underage sex solicitation

Hellovan Onion

• Aug 20, 2025

• #551

Yeah I squarely blame this on SigsegV

 

VAIDS Victim

Cumsock Dodger

An Onion Among Onions

• Aug 20, 2025

• #552

AshleysBigOlBelly said:

Yeah I squarely blame this on SigsegV

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The world isn't free speech enough for his speech. It's sad.

 

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

An Onion Among Onions

• Aug 26, 2025

• #553

The Real Sam Asp Glassen said:

Yeah I squarely blame this on SigsegV

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