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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Ken stop this
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Sounds good. If anything we should be happy we caught the Green Reddit in a Catch 22 of their own lack of logic currently.

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The point of the site is allegedly to be a passive observer and they believe calling the cops is touching the poop(from post #746 of my thread).
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By that logic all of this is touching the poop as they were speaking with, drumroll please, the cops.

"Oh but you poop touch!", they might say and yeah but I admit to it and I didn't plan it on this site or their site. Which is, you know, against their little site rules. Oopsie! At least we did catch them shit touching. Not that we didn't know that but it's shit touching in their own words which is fucking hilarious.
Kiwifarms is the poop.
 
if you were ddos'ing kiwi farms and had thousands of ip addresses at your disposal, why wouldn't you randomly throttle all the clients to something like 10kb/s, 50kb/s, 100kb/s and tie up thousands of available sockets/threads as long as possible ?
because it's not a ddos, it's simply josh's excuse for fucking his site up
 
because it's not a ddos, it's simply josh's excuse for fucking his site up
His timeline makes no sense either.

According to him, the attack "renewed" at 9 AM EST, but he was able to get a hold of it a half hour later. I live on the east coast and was on KF those times, and the site was working (relatively) fine-ish. It didn't go down and having issues until AFTER the half-hour "mitigation", when it was 502/504-ing again. So was there a whole new set of DDoS attacks that he just completely failed to tell everyone? Because we all know how much he likes to announce whenever the site gets DDoS'd, so why not change the front page announcement with a new update?

It gets to the point where any layman can see the glaring holes in his "tech" explanations.
 
His timeline makes no sense either.

According to him, the attack "renewed" at 9 AM EST, but he was able to get a hold of it a half hour later. I live on the east coast and was on KF those times, and the site was working (relatively) fine-ish. It didn't go down and having issues until AFTER the half-hour "mitigation", when it was 502/504-ing again. So was there a whole new set of DDoS attacks that he just completely failed to tell everyone? Because we all know how much he likes to announce whenever the site gets DDoS'd, so why not change the front page announcement with a new update?

It gets to the point where any layman can see the glaring holes in his "tech" explanations.

Also, he's fat and gay.
 
They seem to just be spastic little idiots but I have this feeling that it's only a matter of time until some (or even a huge chunk) of shartyfags do something legitimately bad all under the guise that they're just jesters.
Soyteens have already done a ton of horrible things, especially in the early days of the Sharty. Most notable is the Mao's Destruction incident, where a group of soyteens on Discord groomed a mentally ill 15 year old girl into producing CSAM, burning herself, and killing her cat. Then there's Goth, the CP spammer who embedded Soyjak videos with infant rape and spammed Daisy's Destruction during imageboard raids. Modern Sharty's hatred for pedos and Discord largely stems from issues like this.

Nowadays though, the Sharty is a DNB site which Kiwifarmers go to when they want to make personal army requests and touch the poo without getting banned. It's basically the Farms' equivalent of a private Discord server. Soyteen culture has largely moved to Twitter, Tiktok, and 4chan.
 
Honestly kinda yeah? The people who feel the angriest towards transgenders, furries, or gay people tend to have some hobby that takes over their lives that is incredibly adjacent. “I fucking hate trannies! Oh, I mean, I’m a femboy there’s a difference!”

I saw on 4chan someone once lament on why weebs hate furries, and they concluded it’s because they’re two sides of the same coin. So when a weeb sees a furry, it’s like looking into a mirror and seeing how truly ugly they are. I think that’s how (some) soyteens and kiwis are.
I mean the other day I saw a soyteen on the blog have a massive mental breakdown because someone kept editing that one nigga from OneShot dying and to this day I am unsure if he was joking or not. Autists hate autists.
 
Off topic but, what are our thoughts on the sharty? All I know about them is they were kicked out of 4chan for being too annoying and retarded with morality. They’re also buddy buddy with KF and seems to just be KF with no rules.

They seem to just be spastic little idiots but I have this feeling that it's only a matter of time until some (or even a huge chunk) of shartyfags do something legitimately bad all under the guise that they're just jesters.

The funny thing is, the Sharty HAS been active on the Fish game and now this. There's been some Lolifags sneeding about their work having QoS all over it, and some of the stuff has been touched by some ShartyLingo.

I like the Sharty. They really get under Jersh's skin. They use multiple languages so Jersh can't keep up with them. They hacked newfag 4chan which was funny as hell. Moralfagging is frowned upon but there is a time and place for it. I don't see them as buddy buddy with KF. Jersh lets them crash there as he fears them. That's it. He saw them hack 4chan and he worries it can happen to him because he knows his site security is full of holes more than a good emmental. They have been known to dox people on the site they dislike and apparently have partially doxxed WelperHelper which is fucking hilarious.

I moderate a soyjak site but it's not the sharty.
 
Just so you think I'm joking about the thread Sneedson made - https://soyjakblog.com/threads/community-watch-onionfarms.6650/
This is the one I moderate.
The sharty calls the SCHLOG a DNB Site.
Its the most active soyjak forum iirc. Those are probably shroom users saying that about it but their site is more dead than the shlog. All the shroom does is stalk and thirst post our admin gore chan who is also admin on the shlog. That or they complain about our more active site. There is a huge feud between the branching soyjak forums because they split apart a while back.
 
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