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Freedom from the matrix by storyteller Lemmy

To be fair Ashley is unfuckable even if she were the last human being on earth besides you.
 
Reason: At that point your only option is sex dolls with chat gpt or animals.

I know this is getting off topic, but I just need to know this.

Like I've been into some pretty kinky scenes in the 27 years that I've been sexually active, but I literally do not understand what that guy is getting out of that.

I mean the Filipino looking broad who is kicking him has a great set of tits, but he's wearing a blindfold so he can't even enjoy them.

I mean there are way less painful ways to get off if you enjoy being degraded and humiliated. Like eating your girl's ass while she talks dirty to you and insults you 🤤

Seriously though what is the dick kicking about? Is he doing that for her? Is she getting off on that? How is he not rupturing a testicle?

Everything about this video confuses and concerns me.
 
Reason: Except the bon Jovi part because that song is pretty cool
Tough, but fair.
Option A

"Alexa, talk dirty to me."

Option B
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Become brony

Option C
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FAT retarded insane diabetic schizophrenic rage pig
 
Reason: Enjoy option A while you can because without humans it will only last about a week tops before the Internet dies and power plant fail.
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I know this is getting off topic, but I just need to know this.

Like I've been into some pretty kinky scenes in the 27 years that I've been sexually active, but I literally do not understand what that guy is getting out of that.

I mean the Filipino looking broad who is kicking him has a great set of tits, but he's wearing a blindfold so he can't even enjoy them.

I mean there are way less painful ways to get off if you enjoy being degraded and humiliated. Like eating your girl's ass while she talks dirty to you and insults you 🤤

Seriously though what is the dick kicking about? Is he doing that for her? Is she getting off on that? How is he not rupturing a testicle?

Everything about this video confuses and concerns me.
That's my dad by the way
 
I know this is getting off topic, but I just need to know this.

Like I've been into some pretty kinky scenes in the 27 years that I've been sexually active, but I literally do not understand what that guy is getting out of that.

I mean the Filipino looking broad who is kicking him has a great set of tits, but he's wearing a blindfold so he can't even enjoy them.

I mean there are way less painful ways to get off if you enjoy being degraded and humiliated. Like eating your girl's ass while she talks dirty to you and insults you 🤤

Seriously though what is the dick kicking about? Is he doing that for her? Is she getting off on that? How is he not rupturing a testicle?

Everything about this video confuses and concerns me.
Being blindfolded makes the sensation more intense. I learned that with my girlfriend back in high school.
 
Masochism is pretty well known about at this point, dude. Its like the surface of the iceberg.

No dude... I don't understand this at all. Like I get the idea of trading the sensation of pain for pleasure because there's bad wiring in your brain or whatever but what I'm not understanding is how is a testicle not being ruptured?

I'm a stupid fuck so I've been injured more than a couple of times on the job (I'm actually on light duty and working at home for the next few months because I fractured my kneecap)

That was a full-on full force kick from a fit woman directly into the sack. How did she not pop a ball? I had a buddy when I was a teenager credit card himself while we were skateboarding and he ruptured a testicle, that shits no joke, they took like a huge needles worth of blood out of his sack. Shit was GNARLY.

I get the people have different delights and I'm not going to understand all of them, I'm not talking about the phantasms and enchantments of sex. What I'm not understanding here dog is THE PHYSICS OF THIS. They don't even let you do that in the UFC.

That was like Charlie Brown doing the AAAAAUUUUGH football kick but Lucy didn't pull the football.

And the football was that guy's fucking nards.
 
I mean yeah but... The sensation he's feeling is being kicked in the penis and testicles tho.
 
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