Tattletale

is 100% of the reason Ken gets jammed up at work.
1. What I said about him going to Gaza was an obvious joke and I don't remember telling him to kill kids. If I did it should have been unspoken thing based on my post behavior that I was being insanely over the top and only a complete moron would take it at face value. It's already been established through my post history that most of the stuff I say is blown out of proportion and insanely over the top for a laugh.
2. Literally the only thing I would want to shoot in the face is you.