You don't know much of anything do you? @Iyo Sky was right on the money when he said you were prescription strength stupid. I have to be fingerprinted and checked against a state and national criminal database before I can even get licensed.
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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms
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The original Ashley
It's very simple, he realized he had a problem he took steps to get the qualified help he needed and moved on. You are still sitting there stuck in the past 14 years ago ever since you were booted from MPC.
She is so prescription strength stupid (I vote that we actually put prescription strength stupid in her username) that she still hasn't figured out why I stopped posting for like... EXACTLY 28 days a few months ago.
She definitely would have made rehab jokes by now if she wasn't a complete mongoloid.
I would love to prove to her my job, but there is literally no way that I can do that without exposing myself and the company, and even though I'm technically the HR department so I would be fielding all of her annoying calls, I would be more embarrassed of HER then anything I've ever said on this message board.
She can't get me fired, but she can annoy the fuck out of me. And that's almost just as bad. Ask Ken if you don't believe me.
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TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
Yes Ashley I don't know how publishing works. So can you tell me how the fuck you have 500 reviews on Amazon? Can you show me a single excerpt to show that you ever published a book, an essay, a short story, or even fiction?
Do you wanna know how much bullshit this is? You're telling me that Ashley, working under a pseudonym, can get 500 reviews?
If she really has published something she would provide proof.
I'm not being facetious when I say that I would buy it right now and give it a fair review. Because as much as I do hate this horrible herpe harpy, the one thing that I won't take away from her is she actually does know how to write pretty well when she applies herself.
I just don't believe that she's ever been driven enough to apply that writing to a novel. She's too lazy to do anything but pick fights with the internet all day for the last like 15 years.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
Just to show you how ridiculous that she's saying she has around 500 reviews on Amazon, here's a couple of authors who have less than that on some of their fiction or are around that number.
Except when she forgets proper punctuation to own the chuds.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
"Well maybe she means over here entire period of work?" You may be asking. Let's see another author and their series of books.
116 Reviews and let's see who this guy is:
So you're telling me she has 500 reviews on Amazon and that she's working under a pseudonym (because I don't see Ashley Hutsell Jankowski when I type in the Amazon search bar), and nobody has managed to find her?
116 Reviews and let's see who this guy is:
So you're telling me she has 500 reviews on Amazon and that she's working under a pseudonym (because I don't see Ashley Hutsell Jankowski when I type in the Amazon search bar), and nobody has managed to find her?
Real shit. I've read some great books by some established indie authors that haven't cracked 500 on Amazon yet. To make that claim is fucking RIDICULOUS.
I'm still working under the theory that it's her and her "husband" (the pathetic beta throwing his dick into her once or twice a month so he can take advantage of her government housing) taking turns writing as her.
That would explain why she's on here so goddamn much, and it would also account for why she seems to go from one very sophisticated writing style to a completely different, unintelligent angry manic one.
And there is no mental illness that I'm aware of that makes you go from prose and alliteration and a sprawling vocabulary one moment... Only to turn around and use simplistic, masculine style, anger driven rants that are childish and profanity laden.
The only answer is that it's two different people. Which would also coincidentally explain why Ashley goes from wannabe communist who chastises us for being racist and islamophobic, only to turn around and use words like "kike" and "faggot" with no regard.
We may not be dealing with a hypocrite so much as we're dealing with a duo.
That would explain why half the time I am attacked for being an alcoholic and a bad parent (because trying to attack somebody's shortcomings or their family is something that a woman would do) and then the other half of the time I am attacked for my military service and called a pedophile (because a man who doesn't feel as masculine as you will attack something like your army record, and the childish pedophilia accusation is the kind of slander that an emotionally stunted man would accuse you of when he can't think of anything else)
So which one are you today @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Betaman? Or Clark Cunt?
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
Let's jump from Fantasy into Horror, these are books made under Valancourt, an established publisher with more than a hundred books in their catalogue. I want to show a few of their fiction.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
I'm going to keep doing this just to show how full of shit this fatass is.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
Another piece of fiction that's around Ashley's supposed ballpark.
Real shit. I've read some great books by some established indie authors that haven't cracked 500 on Amazon yet. To make that claim is fucking RIDICULOUS.
I'm still working under the theory that it's her and her "husband" (the pathetic beta throwing his dick into her once or twice a month so he can take advantage of her government housing) taking turns writing as her.
That would explain why she's on here so goddamn much, and it would also account for why she seems to go from one very sophisticated writing style to a completely different, unintelligent angry manic one.
And there is no mental illness that I'm aware of that makes you go from prose and alliteration and a sprawling vocabulary one moment... Only to turn around and use simplistic, masculine style, anger driven rants that are childish and profanity laden.
The only answer is that it's two different people. Which would also coincidentally explain why Ashley goes from wannabe communist who chastises us for being racist and islamophobic, only to turn around and use words like "kike" and "faggot" with no regard.
We may not be dealing with a hypocrite so much as we're dealing with a duo.
That would explain why half the time I am attacked for being an alcoholic and a bad parent (because trying to attack somebody's shortcomings or their family is something that a woman would do) and then the other half of the time I am attacked for my military service and called a pedophile (because a man who doesn't feel as masculine as you will attack something like your army record, and the childish pedophilia accusation is the kind of slander that an emotionally stunted man would accuse you of when he can't think of anything else)
So which one are you today @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Betaman? Or Clark Cunt?
Bet money you won't address this because you NEVER respond to shit that hits too close to the truth
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TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
I'll bet you this fatass will never address the fact she doesn't have 500 reviews on Amazon and that she larps as an Author.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
Hey Ashley when you come back can you address how you have 500 reviews on Amazon?
What a WEIRD thing to say.
But Ok, you're the boss
Stick around, you'll figure it out like I did. She is a mongoloid of the highest caliber and lolcow with a conflict addiction who has been fighting with the internet for 15 years instead of making like the princess on Frozen
Why would you write this? I mean I'm not going to argue with it, it's the smartest post you've ever made on this board.
after the kind of "jokes" you make about black people and Jews?
my partner actually went through this process fairly recently! they were really peeved they had to pay for their own fingerprinting lol
So did I.
Tbf, prescription strength stupid is only racist and homophobic half the time, and that's when her "husband" is having a larp as her.
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski
Call me at: (423) 637-5732. My IP Address is: 68.169.141.139. My address can be found on the main fourm page.
An Onion Among Onions
@Onion Null can we give Ashley a badge that reads: "Not a real author". The only way she can get this off her account is by showing a single review of her alleged book(s).