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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
If you want to troll Mormons, tell them that Joseph Smith was a complete creep that preyed on young prepubescent girls where much like Muhammad from Islam, Joseph Smith would marry these little girls and had sex with them. This isn't some fabrication from Wikipedia, this is historic fact where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints disclosed everything they had about Joseph Smith to the public when they wanted to be more transparent and they unintentionally exposed their founder as a pedophile. There's a reason why most people (including other Christians) consider the Mormons as a heretical cult and some consider the Mormons as more closer to Scientology than it does to Christianity because had Joseph Smith was born in either the 20th century or 21st century, then Joseph Smith would've rivaled L. Ron Hubbard as a science fiction writer (because Smith and Hubbard had vivid imaginations when it came to their writing, they both founded some pretty destructive cults, and both men liked them really young).

As for Jersh himself, much of the shit that ED documented about Jersh is real. While ED has the bad habit to overexaggerate things (even back in the day, ED was always seen as more like a cheap supermarket tabloid rather than being an objective documentation platform), the stuff that Stocking would reveal about Jersh are real (Jersh would even confirm the things Stocking said about him) and the creepy shit that Jersh would post in the Blockland forums from back in the day are as clear as day and none of those are fabrications.

Furthermore, seeing how a Kiwi mod got exposed being a degenerate gooner shows me that the Kiwis are now having their very own Groyper moment which is to deny, deny, and deny.

If you know anything about the Groypers, back in the day they were the biggest trolls on the Internet and no one could challenge them; that is until the Groypers got too overconfident and prideful that the Groypers became their own worst enemies. Nick Fuentes was the biggest heckler at the time where he loved the attention. Probably the most notable moment of the Groypers was when they crashed TPUSA and they heckled Charlie Kirk at this own event IRL where they asked a quesiton and I quote, "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" and to the credit of the Groypers, they exposed Charlie Kirk as another poser within the Right because Charlie Kirk wasn't fully on board with the Dissident Right. However, Nick Fuentes and his inner circle would fly too close to the Sun because Nick Fuentes going on a date with that catboy twink, Ali Alexander sexting young underaged boys, Nick Fuentes knowing fully well that some people in his inner circle are unironic pedophiles, Nick Fuentes saying that having sex with women is gay, and Nick Fuentes accidentally streaming gay porn (where he blamed the Jews for his own mistake) would make the Groyper movement rot away from the inside. The question "How does anal sex help us win the culture war?" would come back to haunt the Groypers because the same quesiton they said to Charlie Kirk years ago now applies to Nick Fuentes and the Groyper movement. Every time Nick Fuentes or anyone from his inner circle find themselves in a scandal, the brainwashed Groypers always show up right on time to defend their Mexican catboy god from any scandals that Nick Fuentes finds himself in (no matter how vile the scandal is). These days the Groypers are now a shadow of their former glory as most people (including the Right) see Nick Fuentes and the Groypers as a bunch of pathetic clowns.

The Kiwis here are having their own Groyper moment. A normal person would look at Kiwi Farms as it is today and say to themselves "This is a cult". But to the terminally online Kiwis that haven't seen the Sun in years, they think Jersh can do no wrong. It's clear as day that this Kiwi mod is a degenerate gooner but Jersh has managed to convince his cult that everything is fine.

Kiwi Farms have a lot in common with the Groypers than they like to admit.
 
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The UM thread has been NUKED!

FREE SPEECH SHALL NEVER PERISH FROM THIS EARTH! Unless it offends Josh
Holy shit :story:
Trying to say that the thread on Useful_Mistake just didn't exist when it's well documented on the Farms, on here, and on 4chan. So why lie about it?
This is shit Ethan Ralph would pull in terms of rewriting history I have no comment but: HOLY SHIT KIWIFARMS HAS ZERO CREDIBILITY NOW. :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
 
No no, it totally didn't happen though! Didn't you hear my stalker(9, count em 9!, unwanted contacts today!)? We just made that up because Onion Farms are so heckin' mean!

Useful Mistake being a lolicon and being a mod on KiwiFarms makes him a hypocrite by definition.

Then again, Joshua Moon is a shotacon.

Oops! All hypocrites!
 
Another selection of subhumans, this time from retards who also hail from soyjakblog dot com:
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@PlayerExponent/p0rt42 on soyjakblog: pedophile who owned homercord and also affiliated with foodists

Other magnificent moments from soyjakblog creatures, including gay erp between a Brazilian ( @Nome ) and another faggot ( @L33t Hax0r ) trying to turn him into a femboy,

the gorrilion socks of a pooner ( terrycrews - @I'm better than you, @bingin, and @Pro-Islam = Anti-Women ) and the troonslop obsessed social reject that followers xer around ( @jimbo. )

the literal redditor that guntguards pedophiles and child groomers ( @Redderp )

the czech, potential murderer that loves to talk about how much he loves to jerk off to gore of dead women ( @Gurai )

the glowing jew that just loves to defend ai cp, who totally not a pedo btw ( @TheySeeMeRowlin )

the many blog posts of some jobless emo that larps as an anime villain because his fat e-girlfriend left him or similarly some whiny teenage girl that threatenes to kill herself because her e-boyfreind blocked her on telegram. ( @Creasman and @kuzburger respectively )

Finally how can we forget the British furfag who datamined nearly everyone on that shithole and threatened to release the data all because he got banned for a day. ( @Lawyer From Legoland )

In summary: Jocelyn already knew all those creatures were nothing but trouble, and opted to let them in and coddle them until he couldn't get away with it, all because of his delusional belief that their presence would lead to an artificial boost in KF's activity and more paypiggies, the latter of which didn't even happen.
Hi, Ytsuken. Did you mention the fact that you got banned from the Schlog for linking to CP?

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No?

How about the fact that you masturbate to infant gore?

For those who don't know, here is Ytsuken (the person who made this post) sharing his favorite baby gore on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (click at your own risk): https://archive.is/OHdem

Ytsuken tried (and failed) to make a Kiwi Farms thread about the Schlog. That thread blew up in his face when people pointed out what a sick fuck he is, and the thread then got deleted by a janny.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself, you putrid waste of DNA. I mean it. Slit your wrists in a bathtub and bleed to death. You will be doing the world a huge favor.

Oh, and I fucking hate Kiwi Troons, you absolute fucking retard.
 
Hi, Ytsuken. Did you mention the fact that you got banned from the Schlog for linking to CP?

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No?

How about the fact that you masturbate to infant gore?

For those who don't know, here is Ytsuken (the person who made this post) sharing his favorite baby gore on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (click at your own risk): https://archive.is/OHdem

Ytsuken tried (and failed) to make a Kiwi Farms thread about the Schlog. That thread blew up in his face when people pointed out what a sick fuck he is, and the thread then got deleted by a janny.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself, you putrid waste of DNA. I mean it. Slit your wrists in a bathtub and bleed to death. You will be doing the world a huge favor.

Oh, and I fucking hate Kiwi Troons, you absolute fucking retard.
How do you know that sailor troon and him are the same person?
 
Hi, Ytsuken. Did you mention the fact that you got banned from the Schlog for linking to CP?

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No?

How about the fact that you masturbate to infant gore?

For those who don't know, here is Ytsuken (the person who made this post) sharing his favorite baby gore on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (click at your own risk): https://archive.is/OHdem

Ytsuken tried (and failed) to make a Kiwi Farms thread about the Schlog. That thread blew up in his face when people pointed out what a sick fuck he is, and the thread then got deleted by a janny.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself, you putrid waste of DNA. I mean it. Slit your wrists in a bathtub and bleed to death. You will be doing the world a huge favor.

Oh, and I fucking hate Kiwi Troons, you absolute fucking retard.
Holy shit is that actually him? Big if true. I had no idea.
 
As for Jersh himself, much of the shit that ED documented about Jersh is real.
The funniest thing is that Josh has his own thread in Prospering Grounds(a section hidden from non-logged in users) on Kiwi farms, which has a screenshot of his infamous line:
Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.
So most kiwis are aware of that, but either pretend like it never happened or use half-assed excuses like "that was just a shitpost, don't trust everything that is posted on the net". Meanwhile i some tranny posted a similar thing, kiwis would be at their throat.
Hypocrisy.
A normal person would look at Kiwi Farms as it is today and say to themselves "This is a cult".
More like "WTF, why are they harassing and doxing those people?!"
 
Totally agree. People seem to be enjoying her antics enough to warrant her own seperate thread and I know she's harassed at least two other Onions. It's been like a crossover episode today with her denying the existence of the Useful_Mistake thread and other things though so that's been fucking hilarious.
then go make that thread. i can help you out if you need help
 
Hi, Ytsuken. Did you mention the fact that you got banned from the Schlog for linking to CP?

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No?

How about the fact that you masturbate to infant gore?

For those who don't know, here is Ytsuken (the person who made this post) sharing his favorite baby gore on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums (click at your own risk): https://archive.is/OHdem

Ytsuken tried (and failed) to make a Kiwi Farms thread about the Schlog. That thread blew up in his face when people pointed out what a sick fuck he is, and the thread then got deleted by a janny.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself, you putrid waste of DNA. I mean it. Slit your wrists in a bathtub and bleed to death. You will be doing the world a huge favor.

Oh, and I fucking hate Kiwi Troons, you absolute fucking retard.
You really need to lurk moar. I already brought up Ytsuken on the post previous to the one you just quoted, in which I even documented his prediction for the gore in question.
 
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