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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

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mangolassi said:
Ken's never going to find a mentally healthy 18 year old girl to fuck but I bet if you shaved and drove to Rhode Island he'd fuck you in the ass. You already behave like this mega-weirdo's defensive little catamite anyway.
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I knew this old slaps the car meme would set her FAT rage pig ass off squealing like a car alarm that no one bothers to stop at 3 am in the morning.
 
mangolassi said:
Tl;dr
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Reason: Hope you didn't expect me to read any of that or let you quote this. Your phone number is (423) 637-5732 something something gang stalking
mangolassi said:
That really is such a great photo lol. The dumb, cow-like uncomprehending stare, the weird sad attempt at being self-deprecating by wearing a child's party hat (bought by sister), the fact there's nobody else at the birthday party and either Ken took the picture himself or his sister did out of pity for her failtarded idiot brother who deserves nothing in life.
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Ashley just can't stay away from here. She is just like an alcoholic and this forum is her bottle.
 
mangolassi said:
Conservatives barely qualify as human and part of that is having maybe 3 jokes they repeat over and over and they're too dumb and uncreative to learn anything else. Two of the jokes are racist and the last one is about how you hate women.
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She says as she repeats jokes every other post.
mangolassi said:
Yeah I bet that's the only problem you have with adult relationships, you're too nice and responsible.
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Correct.
mangolassi said:
That's nice but can you please ring up the gas I put in my car? A line is building up.
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Yes we get it, you need the gas so you go get raped by Nazis.
 
mangolassi said:
That's nice but can you please ring up the gas I put in my car? A line is building up.
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I'm calling your local police to report you as a drunk driver.
 
Reason: In b4 tldr reeeee post
mangolassi said:
A reminder Ken isn't obsessed with Null's downfall because he thinks there's anything morally wrong with harassing people or mocking 17 year old transkids when they jump to their death or any other gross thing Null does makes him angry on a human level, it's because Josh did a MATI about how pathetic Ken is and because Ken is envious of the money Null makes.
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Null simping from Ashley Hutsell Jankowski.
mangolassi said:
Ken doesn't have real beliefs, he's an autistic robot that only knows how to appear to have 'acceptable" opinions and stay out of trouble for what he really wants. Which is why there's the hilarious contradiction between Ken claiming to care about "LGBT rights" but also wanting the users of kiwifarms, a tranny-murdering forum filled with nazi kooks to like and accept him.
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Yeah, who cares? You come here to ask Onionfarms for information on Null (even though once again, this is a *Nazi website)
*Citation needed.
mangolassi said:
His attempts to fit in there failed so hard that the slightly less autistic leader of KF made an hour long video about what a dumb outcast failure of a man Ken is. If Ken cared about LGBT people then why did he spend years trying and failing to make a group of bigoted terrorists accept him? Ken doesn't give a fuck about LGBT people.
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You don't either, you use troon as an insult against fnaarf.
mangolassi said:
Similarly he doesn't care about anyone in the Islamic community
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Based.
mangolassi said:
he autistically latched onto irl because one of his moderators has talked about committing war crimes against Muslims and Ken isn't offended by it.
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Based.
mangolassi said:
Ken doesn't care about anyone else, the only things he cares about are attention and his own perverted sexual needs, which is why he thought stating that he'd be up for "dating" an 18 year old at age 45 would keep people from thinking he's a creepy pedo loser. He has an infantile sense of rules following to stay out of trouble without understanding the human reasons why it's sick for a 45 year old to fuck a highschool kid even though it's technically legal. This tendency has always and will forever come across as sleazy and dishonest and annoying to regular people, which is why Ken is alone.
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Okay and?
mangolassi said:
Nobody from Kiwifarms is ever migrating here to give Ken attention or money.
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Except you migrated over here. In fact you made a thread about An0mnious on this website.
mangolassi said:
That group already made it clear they don't like or respect him and mocked him. And why would they, why are you going to claim to care about LGBT people while wanting LGBT-hating terrorists around you?
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Hey Ashley why did you join Lounge96 even though Gargamel and his ilk don't like Muslims and the LGBT community?
mangolassi said:
The tiny group of drunks and psychos camping here won't support Ken when he loses his job or gets cancer.
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Are you going to give Ken cancer?
mangolassi said:
He is never going to conjure 150k out of the air just by asking for it.
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That's a thing you can do?
mangolassi said:
He doesn't have any friends irl and when he becomes infirm from age none of the sociopaths he's courted here are going to help him. Instead of being a decent human being and entering dignified old age with a wife and friends that love him, Kenny chose the route of settling for approval by appeasing evil losers on the internet and besides that only caring about what his dick wants.
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And yet you keep joining said 'evil losers' everyday. In fact, you praised another of these 'evil losers' Gargamel when he gave you a voice on Lounge96.
mangolassi said:
He'll die a divorced pauper because a worthless parasite like "Jack" pretends to like him. When Ken dies Null will probably not even notice. Don't cry for Kennypig, he's already dead.
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Yet you are trying to get him out of his job because...?
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
It's so funny I will die old and alone then get eaten by my cats before police break down my door finding a hoarders den with a rotten half eaten corpse buried in trash because neighbors reported a foul smell.
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Reason: Her cats will eat her like she ate her cats that died after smelling her die-a beet-is foot.
Hey Ashley I'm not reading all of that skitzo screed since I'm on vacation, have fun calling Ken for another 12 hours straight
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
Nobody from Kiwifarms is ever migrating here to give Ken attention or money. That group already made it clear they don't like or respect him and mocked him. And why would they, why are you going to claim to care about LGBT people while wanting LGBT-hating terrorists around you? Their human brains detect inconsistencies and trickery from a very stupid and dishonest man, but Kenny-bot did the math and decided he's got everyone fooled.
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How many times has Ashley claimed this is a terrorist website?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
The world may never know
 
ANNE HATHAWAY FAN said:
The way he mag dumps into those piles of bodies makes me miss being in the army. Because you never know who's underneath all those corpses, begging to allah that they are going to be spared. You always have to fire a couple of extra rounds into the pile, just to make sure they know that their last moments on this Earth are spent KNOWING that their prayers to their pedophile prophet fell on deaf ears 😊
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Your moderator who claims to have occupied Iraq detailed doing war crimes just a few pages back
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
Conservatives barely qualify as human and part of that is having maybe 3 jokes they repeat over and over and they're too dumb and uncreative to learn anything else. Two of the jokes are racist and the last one is about how you hate women.



Yeah I bet that's the only problem you have with adult relationships, you're too nice and responsible.
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Ashley, if I am to be unironic for a moment, I would wager that I am one of the more left leaning users here. I am like 30% serious about my shitposting in this ghey forum.
 
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