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Anne Hathaway is 42 and interesting

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Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section? 🤔

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Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day.

Fuck, I can probably rattle off 5 or 10 right now off the top of my head.
 
One thing is for certain, in spite of being only a yeah apart one has aged significantly better then the other.
 
I was going to post a side by side but god damn it ken the site won't upload images again because you need to clear the thing again.
 
Jack said:
Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section? 🤔

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Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day.

Fuck, I can probably rattle off 5 or 10 right now off the top of my head.
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Go ahead.
 
Reason: Wait I just made this better. Dunce cap
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
Welcome back, how was your stint in jail for meth use and assaulting your mother?
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HEROIN use and SEXUALLY assaulting my mother, thank you very much.

Nektar Geist said:
Well, I ain't talking about Shakespeare's wife.
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You know Shakespeare left Anne Hathaway his "second best mattress" after his death? That Mugus was trolling back when the closest thing to the internet was the printing press.
 
Jack said:
I mean kind of like that, except not a disappointment.
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Like the average BP poster is to their father, if they had one. Either fatherless behavior or a disappointment to their dad. No in-between.
 
Nektar Geist said:

Why Shakespeare Left His 'Second Best Bed' to his Wife - Heritage Will Writing

NEW scientific evidence suggests that William Shakespeare’s famous snub to his wife may in fact have been a tender show of love. The world’s greatest playwright only left Anne Hathaway his “second best bed” in his will. However, on the 400th anniversary of the Bard’s death, X-ray and infra-red...
www.heritagewillwriting.co.uk www.heritagewillwriting.co.uk
Dude, you really like proving to the world, in general, that Sherman's are mentally handicapped. And gauche.
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Me, looking at your article:

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Oh well you know what Nektar, PLEASE forgive me for not keeping up to date with the latest news about fucking 400 YEAR OLD BRITISH MATTRESS JOKES, you smegma dicked limey twat.
 
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Nektar Geist said:
Its nearly 10 years old, that article. But. Yeah. Septics. Not one for reading.
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Again I'm sorry I haven't kept up to the current decade of a four century year old troll on Anne Hathaway. And the article says it MAY not have been a troll, so you really haven't disproven anything.

Maybe you should just stop bringing me every little article off the net like it's paramount to the conversation.

And even if you're right, the general consensus for 400 FUCKING YEARS was that it was a troll, so what is your point? That I'm supposed to be researching daily little bullshit anecdotes I've picked up over the course of 41 years? Cuz I'm not going to do that, soooo.....

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Nektar Geist said:
Because you are a tard.
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You want me to keep up to date with the latest theories on 400 year old mattress jokes, and if I don't I'm a tard?

Come on man, you can do better than this. Trying to take the superior intelligence stance over this just smacks of desperation. If you're going to try to pick a fake fight with me at least pick your spots.

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Nektar Geist said:
You are a tard, regardless. Ofc, you fail to realize this... because you are a tard.
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Cool story bro, here's a simple chocolate brownie recipe for you to enjoy:

Ingredients:
- 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
- 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, melted
- 2 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/3 cup (40g) unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1/2 cup (65g) all-purpose flour
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder

Instructions:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour in an 8-inch square baking pan.

In a large mixing bowl, combine the melted butter and sugar. Stir until well combined.

Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.

Add the cocoa powder, flour, salt, and baking powder to the mixture. Stir until just combined. Be careful not to overmix.

Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and spread it out evenly.

Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with moist crumbs (not wet batter).

Allow the brownies to cool in the pan before slicing and serving.

Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate brownies! Let me know if you need any further assistance.
 
I thought the joke was supposed to be the second best bed was the one they fucked on. Since the best bed was meant for guests as wealth flex or something. Not entirely sure.
 
Nektar Geist said:
Its "I was just thunking". You need to step away from the crack and discord.
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Well I started in present tense and then retyped it past tense, and I guess it just slipped through the cracks that time.

You're going to police every little spilling errer and gammur mistake I made now?

Sure, that seems like a productive use of your time.
 
Jack said:
I guess it just slipped through the cracks that time.
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Like when Ashley sharts instead of farts. Resulting in the majority of her posts here.
 
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