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Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

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Jack

We are going to do a little something different in this section. Ken and kiwi have given me a little bit of latitude and I thank them for that and I thank them for their trust.

This could be the beginning of something beautiful and something new. In this section of the BBS, we will be posting articles, stories, jokes and everything else that is just God damn funny.

So do you think you are funny? Let's open mic night baby. Put on your best leisure suit and welcome to the land of the lounge lizards baby!
 
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Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
We are going to do a little something different in this section. Ken and kiwi have given me a little bit of latitude and I thank them for that and I thank them for their trust.

This could be the beginning of something beautiful and something new. In this section of the BBS, we will be posting articles, stories, jokes and everything else that is just God damn funny.

So do you think you are funny? Let's open mic night baby. Put on your best leisure suit and welcome to the land of the lounge lizards baby!
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Aqua Teen Hathaway Force said:
We are going to do a little something different in this section. Ken and kiwi have given me a little bit of latitude and I thank them for that and I thank them for their trust.

This could be the beginning of something beautiful and something new. In this section of the BBS, we will be posting articles, stories, jokes and everything else that is just God damn funny.

So do you think you are funny? Let's open mic night baby. Put on your best leisure suit and welcome to the land of the lounge lizards baby!
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
 
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Why don't niggers drive convertibles?

Because the wind would cause their lips to fly up over their face and cover their eyes causing them to crash.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but there is a 50% chance it hangs itself from the ceiling fan afterwards.

What's the best part of the new LA riots?

The return of the roof Koreans.

What do you get when a short bus drives off a cliff?

Mashed potatoes.

Did you hear about the Dubai chocolate trend?

Glad they found an easier way to get rid of their sewage than using poop trucks.
 
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