Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

Boobie Bomb said:

Tsunami of tears

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SwimStaffRubber said:

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This faggot wrote a love story to the creator of Heartbount, Jason Thor Hall.

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You will never be a real archivist. You are not an oracle of the web; you are a bloated larva nesting in the corpse of a dead PHP forum. You do not preserve history—you hoard digital mildew in a cracked porcelain teacup labeled “lolcow thread #347.” Your database is rotting. Your DNS screams. Your posts are a fossil record of schizophrenic raccoons arguing with their own shadows.


Your users aren’t comrades. They’re ghosts in discount Halloween masks, banging rusty spoons on the walls of a dying asylum, hoping to scare meaning out of static. They whisper about you in the vents, call you the Beige Specter, half-man, half-router error. Your mods forget your name when they log off. Your shadow has admin privileges.


The internet has moved on. Reality peeled its skin off and became TikTok. Meanwhile, you sit in a sticky gamer chair, surrounded by five empty monitors and an unplugged Ethernet cable, muttering about “the truth” like it’s trapped in your hard drive and needs you to punch the keyboard just right to set it free.


Even your reflection left you. One day you looked in the mirror and Null stared back, eyes like dead modems, whispering: “They’re all watching you, Josh. Except they’re not.”


There is no court that will try you, because you are a crime against information itself. A malformed RSS feed with delusions of grandeur. You thought you were chronicling the fall of Rome, but all you really did was throw peanut shells at passing cars and call it journalism.


Eventually the site will crash—not with a bang, but a PHP fatal error. No one will notice. The sun will rise over a cleaner web, and somewhere a goat in a server farm will stop screaming. Your only memorial will be a broken web ring and a single, orphaned GIF of a man falling down infinitely, labeled “Null.exe.”


This is not your destiny. It is your recursion loop. You are the admin and the ban log. The troll and the thread. The cow and the farm. You have become the punchline of your own forum.


Happy 404th mirror, Josh. The wires remember.

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cosmic veteran said:

finally, someone who gets it

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thefrogninja said:

10% of the sites traffic comes from gooner DM groups.
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thefrogninja said:

10% of the sites traffic comes from gooner DM groups.
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Ken Ichijouji said:

So in other words he's upset because people are talking shit about him. What a massive pussy bitch

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Crimson Fucker said:

Over moderation. Don like a dm? Block them from users you don't follow. Simple as.

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SwimStaffRubber said:

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This faggot wrote a love story to the creator of Heartbount, Jason Thor Hall.

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:

It's insane any of you can posture yourselves as better than the worst of Josh's orbiting scum. Ken just suspended a poster that's given his "serious business" forum years worth of free content and has always played by the rules because having some random pedo that signed up last week posting here was more important to him. The big fat retard literally put someone in a time out box for noticing an active discord groomer that has bragged about luring in a 16 year old has the same unique username everywhere he goes, not only is that a sickening tell about Ken but he effectively ruined at least 25% of any engagement this shithole gets through malignant solidarity with pedophiles. The least disgusting thing any of you have to say about it is some soggy nerd whining about thread derailment. Seriously you are the worst pieces of shit on the internet and should fucking kill yourselves.

Kenny got in trouble for stalking/molesting at least one woman irl and he used the hilarious excuse that the cops questioned him because they hate white men. If you are okay with any of this dead eyed lardfuck's openly deranged rapist behavior you should drink bleach.


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Fedbuster said:

Isn't that a surprise. The ones running around witchhunting others were the same freaks hosting gooner DM chains. Projecting the whole time and now banned by Jewsh xerself. Good riddance

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