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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
SwanSwanson said:

Have any of you shoplifted before?

Merely hypothetical. Most people say that shoplifters are always women and I don't think that is true and I wonder how many Female Kiwis have done it before or anything merely a discussion, and please keep it hypothetical and don't get into details that identify you, Were you caught? Did you...
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kiwis defending shoplifting

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One of the mods too, holy fuck
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Honeypot thread for the irl niggers and white trash
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
There's a lot to criticize Nintendo for (like them being fucking draconian with copyright enforcement in regards to console emulators) but let's be real here for a moment; the only way Nintendo is ever going to see getting their asses handed to them is if they pull a Sega with their consoles (they were really close to being in that same position with the botched release of the WiiU) and if they pull an Ubisoft with their first-party video game IPs (Nintendo tends to play it safe with their first-party IPs so this won't happen anytime soon).

I don't think the Switch 2 is going to be a commercial failure where unlike the WiiU, the Switch 2 has more features that people were asking for with the original Switch and at least the Switch 2 will have more games that will come with it on launch to get people interested to buy the console compared to how things were with the WiiU.

Speaking of games, there's at least going to be a couple of notable first-party titles to keep people interested along with more third-party support on launch to give people a reason to buy the Switch 2. I know the new Mario Kart game is mindbogglingly expensive but this isn't entirely Nintendo's fault, the rest of the video game industry is getting greedy and they're now seeking to price hike their games; so as much as I hate to see this, we're probably going to see video games in general in the near future costing around 70 to 90 dollars due to inflation. Furthermore, unlike other video game developers, Nintendo tends to play it safe with the formula for their IPs and tend to stay consistent with usually a gimmick or an interesting twist to keep people buying their first-party games (Mario defeating the evil King Bowser, Donkey Kong defeating anyone threatening his homeland, Link defeating the evil Ganon in the Legend of Zelda games, etc) so I don't think Nintendo will drop the ball in this department anytime soon.

Plus Nintendo now has their own line of theme park attractions found exclusively in Universal Studios theme parks so Nintendo is on a roll here.

Shit is getting expensive for gaming these days but I don't see that stopping Nintendo anytime soon.
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They can fully brick your switch 2 on a whim, it's in the terms it f service.
 
Fedbuster said:
I would guess it would be Naggotfigger being next. They seem to randomly project often about loli while they draw a lot of anime characters all over the farms. IIRC They were also one of the Hogandork weens and the one who redrew one of Hogandork's limbless loli characters while explicitly emphasizing that they could draw it better while mocking them.
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I love that the nickname Hogendork stuck.
 
SwanSwanson said:

Have any of you shoplifted before?

Merely hypothetical. Most people say that shoplifters are always women and I don't think that is true and I wonder how many Female Kiwis have done it before or anything merely a discussion, and please keep it hypothetical and don't get into details that identify you, Were you caught? Did you...
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kiwis defending shoplifting

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One of the mods too, holy fuck
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Arrest that bastard.
 
SwanSwanson said:

Have any of you shoplifted before?

Merely hypothetical. Most people say that shoplifters are always women and I don't think that is true and I wonder how many Female Kiwis have done it before or anything merely a discussion, and please keep it hypothetical and don't get into details that identify you, Were you caught? Did you...
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kiwis defending shoplifting

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One of the mods too, holy fuck
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This mod is in charge of the Beauty Parlor by the way.
Crimson Fucker said:
Kiwifails was right about your IP and justified in taking away your PFP. Explain what fujoshi is to the rest of the users, go on. It's why you got banned.

Unfortunately that user odd opossum who is a male radfem troon that got banned for posting fujoshi.
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What did kiwifails get banned for?
 
PleasantSpark said:
>watermarking clips they do not have the right to do it to "own video essays"
>video essays can just go to the source of the clips, which they most certainly are doing
>KiwiFarms thinks people lift from their site always
>Not the case as some of the video/lolcow/others are a-loggers of lolcows
>this would totally not fail lmfao
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I hope everyone else watermarks their clips now so kiwifarms has to go through extra steps and we will know the original source when reposted by other users.
 
Bear Hammer said:
Hogenween artists like him constantly try to prove they are "better" at drawing than Alex, and it's so weird.

I remember when paperroads tried to do a "drawing" challenge to feel like he was better, flaming barghast would post her mediocre art to say "haha, my drawings are BETTER than these scribbles of a pedophilic mad man! Please give me validation now.."

It's sad.
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There isn't much to prove. Pretty sure a real armless child could draw better than his drawings of armless children. Just don't put them in the same room together.
 
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A soyteen named LarpBait was banned for attempting give every post in the Man-Hate thread a MATI sticker.
 
Reason: And why did you start this argument in a different thread if you're supposedly unbothered?
Celebrate Nite said:
I'm noticing a trend where a lot of KF users hate videos that are longer than, like, 10 minutes. As if they all have ADHD and can't pay attention to something for too long or else they get bored. It's even worse when it involves a topic that they supposedly care about.

Its one thing to hate these kinds of videos because the narrator's voice may be the kind that drones on for fucking ever and doesn't really get to the point, but its another thing entirely if you're just hating on it because the narrator decided to go autistically detailed about something they are passionate about.... which I thought would be a good thing for KF.
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I wouldn't mind the length of turkey tom videos if he wasn't an annoying retard with a stupid voice that talks about nothing for an hour to stretch the video for jewtube sheckles. I actually prefer longer videos most of the time.
 
ipreferpickles said:
I wouldn't care if he didn't keep flipping out about it. Why back him up?


I also don't know why you're acting like this either. @cosmic veteran is arkomia, he admitted to it. That's all there is to this.
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Because there is blood in the water so to speak. Still waiting for you to admit you were odd opossum the whole time. You made it pretty obvious. I just disagreed with Danny at the time to get under his skin. Seems I'm getting under yours.
 
Reason: This isn't even out of character for me.
ipreferpickles said:
I've already posted what more than likely got them banned, anyone can look that up for themselves. Why do you keep bringing up fujoshi? Did you pick a random embarrassing fetish because of arkomia's toilet fetish or did you take it off another person?
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Because that's what you posted on kiwifarms and what Danny said. So it must be true.
 
Reason: Funny how those two users you claim are the same person didn't have matching IPs like you did. It's like one claim is baseless but the other isn't.
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Sure buddy. Let's go with that excuse.
 
Reason: It's hilarious how he started this whole off topic thing with those other users because someone disagreed with him on the Internet. Bro's mad and projecting hard.
Ikolthur Benoit said:
A few people I know of were saying the same. And I haven't believed it first, but...
It's like with troonworld of Doom community fame. You don't see it coming initially because you use the site often.
Then you start notice something's off but use site anyway. Though your interest in participating wears off little by little
Then some faggot finds it's his sacred duty to overreach and bullshit about something. And you wake up expecting stable, normal day off but some of you pals reach you out and say "yo dude what's happening there" and say that some bunch of niggers are after me.
Happened to me recently. It's buffling and utterly dissapointing that in terms to validate themselves or hide behind their own insecurities they attack fellow kiwis who are more or less decent humans.
It proved that trying to be reasonable doesn't work, so guess my lads were right all along.
Quite heartbreking shit honestly.
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i think a big one for me is realizing how many replies are nonsense in most threads. like say what you would about the original political thread, but it was great because it was both slow and informative. you'd have maybe 5 pages a day but it was all clear DC insiders, now you'll have 20 pages in a day and its guys talking about israel or porn or the same tired arguments and most of the regulars are jews and mormons and they all have neocon opinions.

Same thing with most lolcow threads, the days of something like the Contra thread where every page was someone posting some deep dive and psycho analysis are gone, now you have threads like Ethan Ralphs or Boss man Jack's or Anisas where 90% of the posts are people saying "i don't like this person" and reacting without any real input.

so many threads it feels like you need to use the highlight but it doesn't include relevant posts but the ones with the most activity and that usually means the kiwifarms version of "i did nazi that coming" tier retardation.

Its especially heartbreaking when you look earlier in threads and so many accounts older than 2 years are just banned or the posters just stopped showing up.
Bear Hammer said:
"NO! YOU WILL NOT HECKIN USE THIS VIDEO OF AN AUTISTIC MAN THAT I DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERNET WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!"

I am so glad I am done with that retarded faggy site, praise Josh moon for kicking me out of that tard bin.
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at least null got hundreds from you before you realized how awful it was.
Celebrate Nite said:
I'm noticing a trend where a lot of KF users hate videos that are longer than, like, 10 minutes. As if they all have ADHD and can't pay attention to something for too long or else they get bored. It's even worse when it involves a topic that they supposedly care about.

Its one thing to hate these kinds of videos because the narrator's voice may be the kind that drones on for fucking ever and doesn't really get to the point, but its another thing entirely if you're just hating on it because the narrator decided to go autistically detailed about something they are passionate about.... which I thought would be a good thing for KF.
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nah i understand it, the sterotypical "video essay" from a decade ago and the youtube algo favoring assholes doing long videos for the ad money means most videos over 10 minutes are more stretched out than the war arc of Naruto.

it reminds me of how a big reason twitter took off was in response to bloggers and them being so up their ass about their writings when someone can just summarize the same mood in under 150 characters.

Way too few video essay types make actually paying attention worth it, it reminds me of the Nostalgia critic, if you didn't give a fuck about the skits, you're basically forced to sit through half a video of nonsense. its the same reason people listen to shit on 2x speed now, so many people won't get to the fucking point.

a great example is the chris chan doc, the first dozen episodes he's summarizing shit and you're running through entire year long arcs in an hour but the last dozen episodes are the opposite and you're being read entire facebook chats of pure nothingness

I admit to mostly watching shit on 2x speed, even comedy because a lot of it is pure garbage. if i'm listening to 2hrs of kino casino lots of it is fucking filler. Meanwhile if its interesting content, i'll watch hours of something.
 
SwanSwanson said:

Have any of you shoplifted before?

Merely hypothetical. Most people say that shoplifters are always women and I don't think that is true and I wonder how many Female Kiwis have done it before or anything merely a discussion, and please keep it hypothetical and don't get into details that identify you, Were you caught? Did you...
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It's disheartening to see people shoplifting from small businesses. Equally disturbing, I also found something embarrassing.
 
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