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Can you expand on the porn part? I've heard in passing he's some kind of nonce but I don't know the story behind it.

He doesn't believe in free speech, at all. He believes in convenient speech, as in, what will make him money.

Why did he come back to the USA? Because he's shit on the UK for not having free speech and the US does+guns+eagles, but then complains he doesn't have free speech in the US...
In the past he used to run a /phile/ board on 8chan that was full to the brim of actually illegal speech (this was a few years after he affirmed his love for "neko shotacon"). KF is chock full of revenge porn and used to host what is known as "zoophile/zoosadist" content involving everything from some chick fucking her dog to depraved sickos fiendishly torturing animals.

I really don't get why he came back to the U.S., he had to have known the exorbitant cost of living here. Must be for grift purposes, maybe represent himself pro se?
 
Daddy issues. The broom's attitude towards Trump... very telling. joshy is still the authoritarian leftie he's always been. We love you, Big Mother.*

It's not even that tho. If you split Commie Farms into two parts, ie 1. lolcows 2. The News Article bit (and joshy xerself has done this), the lolcow side is majority unfunny wannabe YTers, wanting to shill their unfunny shit. I mention this, because there was a time some people were making really awful animations about Plodwinson, in the gunt forum. I mean, they were fucking terrible, but they were being pushed by the "in crowd". Indeed...

joshy's life depends on him being terminally online. Ok, "post modernity world" everyone is more online, but we know that joshy is a pasty ass shutin. joshy tried hard to destroy any memory of Punt the Gunt, yet the archives survive. Maybe the broom would have got more sympathy...

BUT. He's always about punching down, and his "free speech" is based on having a massive "morally dubious" porn et al videos... for... "research purposes".

Still, isn't that a defining characteristic of a lolcow? The sense of entitlement, oh and the lack of self awareness.






*That's Bowie, that is.
This is eerily reminiscent of how Nick Fuentes does his grift.

If you know anything about Fuentes, one of the things he does for his grift is telling his audience that women (including white women) are the spawn of Satan and women are only there to hold you back and they destroy civilizations so don't get married and have kids with them (despite Fuentes making contradicting statements that you still need to save the white race).

Why does Fuentes does this? Because he knows damn well if his audience of incels start to figure out that to be happy in life then just get a job, practice good hygiene, go to the gym, buy some better looking clothes, stop being terminally online, and working out the flaws in their personalities will make their lives 100 times better then they will leave Fuentes as they will have no reason to continue following Fuentes and have no reason to continue being perpetually angry anymore. I notice a pattern where the people that are much better off in life tend to be far less prone to being engaged in political extremism of any kind. Why be a neo-Nazi or a Communist or an Anarchist when things are going well for you? (It's no coincidence that the people that adopt extremist beliefs usually come from an impoverished background.)

Fuentes depends on miserable people to fuel his source of revenue and if the day comes that his audience of incels realizes that it's not really the Jews or women that are at fault for why their lives suck when it's really their own fault and realize that they must self-improve to be in better standing then Fuentes wouldn't have much of an audience to begin with. It's why Fuentes tells his audience to don't pursue anything that can make them happy because that means Fuentes may potentially lose a loyal paypig.

It's the same with Jersh where he needs other miserable people that are terminally online to keep his grift going; "The world is attacking you and there are dark forces that wish you dead, I'm the most debanked person on the planet! Give me your money and together we can fight these evildoers! Israel is the enemy and the Jews shall perish! Hitler should've gone even further!" which is just Jersh showing off his main character syndrome and his retarded cult believes in his bullshit.

There wouldn't really be a Kiwi Farms if most of the Kiwis stopped being terminally online, go outside, hang out with friends and family, take advantage of any opportunities to generate higher income, work out, find a rewarding hobby, travel the world, and just enjoy life.

The most well off people in life don't use Kiwi Farms for a reason.

Jersh depends on miserable paypigs and prefers that they stay miserable so he can control them better, like a cult leader using manipulation tactics to keep their followers in check or else.
 
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A fun game is checking the regular posters in the Musk thread's overlap with the poorfag and how-are-you-doing threads. Minimum wagies saying that they have a better life than the richest man on earth while they figure out how to make ramen noodles taste less shitty really is something. Musk is a rocket sped but by every metric, their lives are worse off than his. One of the BPhags in it was talking about working at a plant nursery and how much it sucked while saying how much of a failure Musk is because his net worth dipped with the stock market.

Edit: Was it ever figured out who Toji and Nameless One were socks of?
 
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A fun game is checking the regular posters in the Musk thread's overlap with the poorfag and how-are-you-doing threads. Minimum wagies saying that they have a better life than the richest man on earth while they figure out how to make ramen noodles taste less shitty really is something. Musk is a rocket sped but by every metric, their lives are worse off than his. One of the BPhags in it was talking about working at a plant nursery and how much it sucked while saying how much of a failure Musk is because his net worth dipped with the stock market.

Edit: Was it ever figured out who Toji and Nameless One were socks of?
In every thread about hard work, the rich, or social and economic ability, there are hordes of farmers who refuse to accept that working hard, not being a nuisance at work, standing your ground and learning more, pushing yourself and being valuable as a person and employee, will bring you more wealth, success and happiness.

They reject the notion of hard work with "ok, boomer", "keep licking the corporate boot" and "i'll just pull myself up by bootstraps", while then complaining that they can't afford a house (they can), how life is shit, how they have no money (while spending loads on T+H, consumer shite and buying media instead of pirating it) and how everything is so unfair because the older generation worked and they want it handed to them on a plate.

I put it down to redditors flooding the farms because the lefty view of the world is "give me everything for free because I deserve it for being black/gay/young/pathetic/terminally online".
 
It's not lefties posting that kind of stuff onto KF, it's always the A&H crowd.
Yeah it is. I only post on A+H but it's full of lefties (I'm not into the political spectrum I just use lefty as an idea to describe people's characteristics.). If it's the traditional 'right' posting about not working then it shows how mad the world has gone.
 
A fun game is checking the regular posters in the Musk thread's overlap with the poorfag and how-are-you-doing threads. Minimum wagies saying that they have a better life than the richest man on earth while they figure out how to make ramen noodles taste less shitty really is something. Musk is a rocket sped but by every metric, their lives are worse off than his. One of the BPhags in it was talking about working at a plant nursery and how much it sucked while saying how much of a failure Musk is because his net worth dipped with the stock market.
Ah, so, they’re like
But way less honest.
 
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"Women can not truly hate rape."
 
A fun game is checking the regular posters in the Musk thread's overlap with the poorfag and how-are-you-doing threads. Minimum wagies saying that they have a better life than the richest man on earth while they figure out how to make ramen noodles taste less shitty really is something. Musk is a rocket sped but by every metric, their lives are worse off than his. One of the BPhags in it was talking about working at a plant nursery and how much it sucked while saying how much of a failure Musk is because his net worth dipped with the stock market.

Edit: Was it ever figured out who Toji and Nameless One were socks of?
Yeah the people who think musk is going to go bankrupt or something are delusional. The dude fucking won at life and will continue being one of the most powerful people in the country for the next four years at least.
 
I think the grift by jersh to get $12,000/a month is a veiled threat in the early stages. He will, without doubt, sell his site out to whichever company or intelligence agency wants it. He's said time and time again, across the last couple of years how much he hates the posters, hates the site and wishes he wasn't in charge of it. He wants to sell out and go live life and maybe that's why he has returned to the us, to sell the site to the glowies.

With 4Chan getting hacked, and most flooding to the farms, what would be a better time than now to sell out to glowies?
 
the kiwiflare is still disabled. I guess Josh doesn't want to use it anymore
I imagine maybe Jersh found a solution that mitigates the need for a DDoS guard. I'm sure Jersh will still keep it in the foreseeable future.
A fun game is checking the regular posters in the Musk thread's overlap with the poorfag and how-are-you-doing threads. Minimum wagies saying that they have a better life than the richest man on earth while they figure out how to make ramen noodles taste less shitty really is something. Musk is a rocket sped but by every metric, their lives are worse off than his. One of the BPhags in it was talking about working at a plant nursery and how much it sucked while saying how much of a failure Musk is because his net worth dipped with the stock market.

Edit: Was it ever figured out who Toji and Nameless One were socks of?
Elon Musk is a sped without a shadow of a doubt but he's a sped that won at life.

Elon Musk doesn't care; he's still rich, he owns several million dollar properties, he owns several rare and expensive vintage cars, he can afford to drink expensive fine wines and whiskeys, he can play video games using some of the most cutting edge computer hardware and audio hardware that money can buy, he can shop at Erewhon (or at some other luxury grocery store in America) to buy his groceries, he can buy Rolex, Grand Seiko, and Tudor watches because he can, he can have dinner with any world leader casually, he can order fresh water made with ice melted from a glacier in Antarctica or Alaska and said water be filtered with fancy rocks from the island of Fiji to be delivered to him overnight, he can afford a bathrobe made of pure silk dyed in tyrian purple, he can afford boxes of saffron, he owns a yacht, the list goes on.

If you are the richest person in the world and someone calls you a faggot or a nigger or a troon or any other slur or insult that you can think of, what do their words mean to you? Nothing, to you they would be the unhinged ramblings of a forgettable plebeian that has no power over you, why the fuck would you care about what a mere commoner thinks of you?

This may my surprising to Kiwi Farms (or other troll communities that have a negative view on Elon Musk) but they are part of the plebeian class, the people that can't do better than a minimum wage job that spend their money eating instant ramen noodles or going to McDonald's and changing the oil in their car engine (if any of them even drive).

Elon Musk is a lolcow but unlike most lolcows, Musk is a lolcow that made it in life. Anything negative Kiwi Farms (or anyone else on the Internet) has to say about Elon Musk means nothing to him. What's a peasant to a serf? What's a serf to a noble? What's a noble to a king or an emperor? What's a king or an emperor to a deity?

By the time Trump is finished with his 2nd term in office, Elon Musk will still have his billions and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Calling Elon Musk a faggot isn't going to make him broke or make him go away. Elon Musk will most likely outlive Kiwi Farms and he will still be making money being a real life version of Scrooge McDuck in the foreseeable future for a while.
 
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Calling Elon Musk a faggot isn't going to make him broke or make him go away. Elon Musk will most likely outlive Kiwi Farms and he will still be making money being a real life version of Scrooge McDuck in the foreseeable future for a while.
Honestly he doesn't seem happy. Even when in live he's miserable. He may be the richest mfer in history but there's no way he's happy. His family hatex him and I pretty sure he hates himself too. I'd pity him. If it weren't for the fact he plays behind a facade.
 
I know this is going to sound super mega autistic but Kiwi Farms is like the Sith Order in Star Wars.

If you know anything about Star Wars lore, the Sith crave power and will do anything to get it and this includes backstabbing their fellow Sith to become number one.

I don't know if Lilidrip got disciplined for flying too close to the Sun for trying to throw another Kiwi under the bus but everyone on the farms( whether they want to admit it or not) want to be on the top; they want to be Palatine's apprentice.

Only instead of an oppressive intergalactic empire, it's a gay ass website with nothing much to show for.

the eternal redditor
 
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