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The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this isn't Null original code, just a copy and paste job.

guwii.com

Count Up from Date and Time with Javascript - guwii

Expanding on my previous Javascript countdown timer, I’ve got an easy count up from date counter using pure JavaScript here for you! Example: Counting up from 1st Jan 2014 12:00:00 00days00hours00minutes00seconds The basic HTML: <div class="countup" id="countup1"> <span class="timeel...
guwii.com guwii.com
 
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Meowsolini said:
View attachment 67127
The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS to put it nicely.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was also going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this comes from an SO question so it's not Null original code, just a copy and paste job (unless this is his SO account).

stackoverflow.com

Javascript Count Up In Three Minute Intervals

Found a JS Count Up Timer here Is there anyway I can make the minutes increase by three every three minutes? instead of the minutes counting by one? Been messing with it but I seem to break it ever...
stackoverflow.com stackoverflow.com
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Nigga, you jerk off to dogs. Kill yourself
 
Meowsolini said:
View attachment 67127
The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this isn't Null original code, just a copy and paste job.

guwii.com

Count Up from Date and Time with Javascript - guwii

Expanding on my previous Javascript countdown timer, I’ve got an easy count up from date counter using pure JavaScript here for you! Example: Counting up from 1st Jan 2014 12:00:00 00days00hours00minutes00seconds The basic HTML: <div class="countup" id="countup1"> <span class="timeel...
guwii.com guwii.com
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he couldn't even be arsed to use chatgpt. for fuck's sake
 
Autism Rulez said:
Kiwis and other virtue jerkers think that, but I doubt the internet or public as a whole do. "Teen" has been the #1 search term on porn sites since they became a thing.
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They call them puriteens and KF is absolutely full of them. You're right though, in the real world almost no one cares.
cosmic veteran said:
he couldn't even be arsed to use chatgpt. for fuck's sake
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I decided to try this and it took me exactly two chatgpt prompts to get better code that worked.
 
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Autism Rulez said:
"Teen" has been the #1 search term on porn sites since they became a thing.
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morbid fact: teenage/underage prostitution is now a common thing.

I wish I can make this up but no, this is an actual thing that's happening for years ever since services like onlyfans existed.

Meowsolini said:
I decided to try this and it took me exactly two chatgpt prompts to get better code that worked.
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lay it on us
 
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really hilarious how AIs can outwit you. so much for the self-proclaimed (((security engineer)))

The Real Odd Opossum said:
Nigga, you jerk off to dogs. Kill yourself
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Meowsolini said:
View attachment 67127
The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS to put it nicely.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years...
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  • Sherlock Homo
  • Dumb
lmao, now look who's talking. no one cares, ginger pedofur
 
cosmic veteran said:
morbid fact: teenage/underage prostitution is now a common thing.

I wish I can make this up but no, this is an actual thing that's happening for years ever since services like onlyfans existed.


lay I one us
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I think it's been happening for thousands of years among the poorer classes of society, but agree Onlyfans and Instagram have made it more common and accessible. Prostitution being empowering is a new sales tactic, as far as I know, but I haven't researched it extensively.
 
Autism Rulez said:
I think it's been happening for thousands of years among the poorer classes of society, but agree Onlyfans and Instagram have made it more common and accessible. Prostitution being empowering is a new sales tactic, as far as I know, but I haven't researched it extensively.
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It started in the early twenties with feminist and sexual revolutionist within Weimar Germany and amongst other socialist groups. although it hasn't been on an industrial scale like this. I do believe it's the first time in history were prostitution has been seen as a legitimized business and socially accepted.
 
kiwifails said:
It started in the early twenties with feminist and sexual revolutionist within Weimar Germany and amongst other socialist groups. although it hasn't been on an industrial scale like this. I do believe it's the first time in history were prostitution has been seen as a legitimized business and socially accepted.
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Onlyfans is strictly 18+ and they have strong interest in keeping it that way (just look what happened to pornhub).
Underage girls on the platform are rare and heavily scandalized.
While on the other hand no one gives a shit if some ghetto hooker is 17.
 
hitax said:
Onlyfans is strictly 18+ and they have strong interest in keeping it that way (just look what happened to pornhub).
Underage girls on the platform are rare and heavily scandalized.
While on the other hand no one gives a shit if some ghetto hooker is 17.
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Wasn't talking about fans only
Places like Facebook Instagram and discord as well telegram are know to have issues with child trafficking and prostitution
 
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt said:
A relationship between consenting adults is not a paraphilla.
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I was more referring to the furry shit, not the faggotry.
Jerking it to animals is absolutely a paraphilia, it's not a hot take or controversial to say.
Anyway, account is unbanned on the condition that I turn in my socks again and let you be.
Stop encouraging these degenerate fucks who jerk off to dogs to come here, kthxbai
 
cosmic veteran said:
really hilarious how AIs can outwit you. so much for the self-proclaimed (((security engineer)))


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Meowsolini said:
View attachment 67127
The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS to put it nicely.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years...
Click to expand...
  • Tantrum
  • Sherlock Homo
  • Dumb
lmao, now look who's talking. no one cares, ginger pedofur
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What in the fuck are you even on about, Arkomia? I never claimed that about myself and the furfag got an ouchie sticker for being a faggot that fucks dogs.
Go worry about finding the best adhesive to stick cameras to the inside of toilets with and leave the shit talking to people who natively speak English, SEAmonkey
 
Time 4 Guillotines said:
I was more referring to the furry shit, not the faggotry.
Jerking it to animals is absolutely a paraphilia, it's not a hot take or controversial to say.
Anyway, account is unbanned on the condition that I turn in my socks again and let you be.
Stop encouraging these degenerate fucks who jerk off to dogs to come here, kthxbai
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Two adults in furry suits are still two adults in furry suits. I am sure it is cringe as hell with someone dressed up as Yogi Bear or Snagglepuss but that's a far cry from sneaking up on a Brown Bear or Puma IRL and trying to bone them.
 
Ashley Hutsell Jankowski said:
Oh my god sir you won the internet! Megalolz that a bunch of children got their limbs blown off by explosives used by a genocidal ethnostate stealing all their land. Le troll face I know you also love being a 35 year old alcoholic living at home!!!
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This but unironically. I hope Israel does a Holocaust on Muslims out of sheer irony and then gets blown up solving two problems at once. Fuck em both and carpet bomb the entire middle east, no survivors.
 
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