What's the most thrilling thing about phoneposting?

[🛸👽𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑👁️🔮]

I would like to hear your opinions

 

[Nektar Geist]

"Phoooooonnepppooooor!"

Had to do it.

 

[Blaine Gaven Ross]

Easy way to collect salt is by simply announcing it.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Reading the tribulations that have befallen my chosen cows while in the comfort of my bed. Pretty fucking sweet, man.

 

[Puta Madre]

You can do it anywhere! At work, on the loo, on a rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless!

 

[Blaine Gaven Ross]

You can do it anywhere! At work, on the loo, on a rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless!

Could you do it while lusting after animals as you pump your fist into roadkill?

 

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

P H O N E P O S T I N G

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C O M F Y P O S T I N G​

 

[polonium]

The most thrilling thing about phoneposting is all the dicks up my b-hole

 

[Slaughter]

Reading the tribulations that have befallen my chosen cows while in the comfort of my bed. Pretty fucking sweet, man.

You can bed rot while on a computer if you're lazy enough.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

You can bed rot while on a computer if you're lazy enough.

True, but back in my day bedrotting was just called depression or hysteria (but only for the ladies.)

 

[polonium]

You can bed rot while on a computer if you're lazy enough.

The sweet spot for bedposting is the tablet because it's got enough screen real estate to make screenshots visible but it's portable enough that you can still stare mindlessly at it as you wander around your house trying to find the toilet before you pee yourself.

Phoneposting comes into its own when you're on the go. Nothing relieves the boredom of a post office queue or a poo that won't snap off quite like calling someone a nigger on the internet.

 

[Puta Madre]

The sweet spot for bedposting is the tablet because it's got enough screen real estate to make screenshots visible but you can still state mindlessly at it as you wander around your house trying to find the toilet before you pee yourself.

Phoneposting comes into its own when you're on the go. Nothing relieves the boredom of a post office queue or a poo that won't snap off quite like calling someone a nigger on the internet.

A laptop is even better, as you have the power to do things besides browse the Internet and goon. You could play some Steam games while you rot on the toilet, perchance! :-)

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I love fucking cats! You can do it anywhere! At work, on the loo, on a rollercoaster, my autism is endless!

The best part is you get to shit post literally and figuratively. I love making terrible posts while on the toilet. For me it's a triple entendre because of the shock content I sometimes use.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

A laptop is even better, as you have the power to do things besides browse the Internet and do your daily gooning and edging sessions. You could play some jelking games while you sit on a toilet with the plunger in it going up your arse, perchance! :-)

 

[assgoblin]

All my friends are in there