matter of fact i got one
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thank you finally someone said it
the last laugh
Remarkable Onion
I will until you post something coherent and interesting.
Betamale deflection attempt to get people to stop saying things you don't like.
Get it together.
You just gonna schizo post word salads into the void forever. You peaked awhile ago bro. This is just sad.
Hold on. I don't understand. I put on the circus and it's still not good? I made sure to give you ammunition to fire away but I don't understand.
This is primetime bully material.
I get why you related so much to Jack
You adored Jack. Don't understand your point here bud. You two orbited around each other like moons. The chemistry was so close I thought some spontaneous gay sex would happen. Go run on the treadmill big boy. Do some crunches. Telling you man. You would get hella get laid instead of worrying about the length of my cock when I own you with words.
If you bring up kiwi fails. You're just gay at this point.
You wanted to kiss that little chomo on the lips
Hey Savy. I also forgot to mention. Melody is a fat dyke that lives with another fat dyke that she's married to. I don't understand how they can afford a brand new car like that. She was nothing but a disrespectful cunt toward me and would ignore me. Every time I made every one laugh she would be the only one in the group that didn't. I don't know why you befriend people like that. You always just sand bag yourself when you hang around low self esteem people that smoke weed all day and don't work unless her wife is the man in the relationship getting the bread. In really don't understand how Crescent tolerated her shit either. She would make disparaging comments about him while we were in the minecraft server. Or that time we were in the vrchat server and she wouldn't stick up for us when we were getting bullied.
All of you are out of touch and I hate the fact I was even BANNED from the discord server because all of you wanted to dog pile me. Dude you guys had a user in that shit that had a Nazi officer pfp but I get banned because I have white nationalist views. No one would even have known I was until I opened up about it. When we first started dating you were fine with my beliefs but then when your LGBT buddies catch the shit they throw at me it's a huge problem.
I think I was a great boyfriend. I watched you play the bass, some drums and also helped with song writing. Who else will you have do that for you? Gloomy was the one that was coming on to me and I turned her down. She kept doing it and I was transparent about it. But here's the thing with Gloomy. She was actually respectful to me and would take my advice but because me and you were dating I didn't cheat but I think I should have dumped you for her. You wasted my time Savannah and I don't fucking see why you never fess up to what you did? You dropped out of High School, you can't do simple math. I never viewed you as dumb I just saw you for who you were but you're fucked.
You fucking just play steam games all day every day and I don't see how you were able to buy the steam deck if you don't have income. And your house is a mess. You had fucking dishes on the floor girl. What the fuck is the matter with you? You wash your ass I witnessed that and I enjoyed watching you rub soap on your body. Goddamn that was so sexy. The way you would put your laptop on the sink and I got to watch that. Like you're skinny but not like a skeleton. So I know you don't smell but why is your house such a fucking mess.
It'll be ironic if I'm the one that can drum bitch. I did it when I was 12 LOL but now that I'm older I could literally practice until I was god. I like Jay but Joey had the hits better and percussion breaks on point and I told you this. I showed you Joey's shit. You think the modern band is hot? No, this guy was something else and if you want to learn then he's a great example. You're not going to be good if you don't pay attention. So do yourself a favor. Stop wasting your time and follow your fucking dream. You don't have a job. You smoke weed all day and every day. Get your hands on a used drum set AND FUCKING PRACTICE!!! Prove me I'm just a fat fuck on a keyboard. Prove me "your stalker" that I'm just overly obsessed and play a fucking solo like the heavens gave you drum sticks instead of blaming me and being with fake ass people. Your "friends" are going to hold you back girl. They are the reason you smoke. That shit is so stupid and no body listens to me. I don't care about prerogatives and YOLO. Just stop it. If you want to get High, go do amazing things instead of taking the easy way to get the Euphoric emotions. Everyone wants to do low vibe shit and it's gross. All these wanna be satanist think they know what the fuck their talking about but yet they do drugs, drink and have wasteful sex. It's gross so cut it out.
You have how many hours on Beam Sav? You could have been in a band with those hours you put into that game. Instead of counter stalking me with your fake friends, take my advice here I'll even link a vid of Joey.
My bro obsessed over this guy because he tried to emulate exactly what he was doing. And he was getting there until he started shooting up on H. So you just throwing away your potential. I take it very personal. Like come on why are you wasting away dude what the fuck.
Anyways. keep being in denial I don't get why you like to play games with me when I was there for you for a whole year. I was on your side through it all and you just want to be a pot head. PROVE ME WRONG.
All of you are out of touch and I hate the fact I was even BANNED from the discord server because all of you wanted to dog pile me. Dude you guys had a user in that shit that had a Nazi officer pfp but I get banned because I have white nationalist views. No one would even have known I was until I opened up about it. When we first started dating you were fine with my beliefs but then when your LGBT buddies catch the shit they throw at me it's a huge problem.
I think I was a great boyfriend. I watched you play the bass, some drums and also helped with song writing. Who else will you have do that for you? Gloomy was the one that was coming on to me and I turned her down. She kept doing it and I was transparent about it. But here's the thing with Gloomy. She was actually respectful to me and would take my advice but because me and you were dating I didn't cheat but I think I should have dumped you for her. You wasted my time Savannah and I don't fucking see why you never fess up to what you did? You dropped out of High School, you can't do simple math. I never viewed you as dumb I just saw you for who you were but you're fucked.
You fucking just play steam games all day every day and I don't see how you were able to buy the steam deck if you don't have income. And your house is a mess. You had fucking dishes on the floor girl. What the fuck is the matter with you? You wash your ass I witnessed that and I enjoyed watching you rub soap on your body. Goddamn that was so sexy. The way you would put your laptop on the sink and I got to watch that. Like you're skinny but not like a skeleton. So I know you don't smell but why is your house such a fucking mess.
It'll be ironic if I'm the one that can drum bitch. I did it when I was 12 LOL but now that I'm older I could literally practice until I was god. I like Jay but Joey had the hits better and percussion breaks on point and I told you this. I showed you Joey's shit. You think the modern band is hot? No, this guy was something else and if you want to learn then he's a great example. You're not going to be good if you don't pay attention. So do yourself a favor. Stop wasting your time and follow your fucking dream. You don't have a job. You smoke weed all day and every day. Get your hands on a used drum set AND FUCKING PRACTICE!!! Prove me I'm just a fat fuck on a keyboard. Prove me "your stalker" that I'm just overly obsessed and play a fucking solo like the heavens gave you drum sticks instead of blaming me and being with fake ass people. Your "friends" are going to hold you back girl. They are the reason you smoke. That shit is so stupid and no body listens to me. I don't care about prerogatives and YOLO. Just stop it. If you want to get High, go do amazing things instead of taking the easy way to get the Euphoric emotions. Everyone wants to do low vibe shit and it's gross. All these wanna be satanist think they know what the fuck their talking about but yet they do drugs, drink and have wasteful sex. It's gross so cut it out.
You have how many hours on Beam Sav? You could have been in a band with those hours you put into that game. Instead of counter stalking me with your fake friends, take my advice here I'll even link a vid of Joey.
My bro obsessed over this guy because he tried to emulate exactly what he was doing. And he was getting there until he started shooting up on H. So you just throwing away your potential. I take it very personal. Like come on why are you wasting away dude what the fuck.
Anyways. keep being in denial I don't get why you like to play games with me when I was there for you for a whole year. I was on your side through it all and you just want to be a pot head. PROVE ME WRONG.
Yeah sure. You were so fixated on him you started having delusions that he was running an undercover scheme to undermine the forum and lounge 96.
TL;DR SNCA
Anyways. Sorry I took attention off of you Violet Gold.
I hope you're doing good. You've been on my mind today. I reread your messages. I fucking miss when we were a clique. It's so hard to get shit together. It's so hard to score me a new queen. But you will always be my ghost girl. No other will replace you. I think I should up the aesthetics so the original comes off as a shrine. Sweet Dreams <3
I hope you're doing good. You've been on my mind today. I reread your messages. I fucking miss when we were a clique. It's so hard to get shit together. It's so hard to score me a new queen. But you will always be my ghost girl. No other will replace you. I think I should up the aesthetics so the original comes off as a shrine. Sweet Dreams <3
omg what did I do??? I just wanted to talk like we used to. Are you like keeping tabs on me? I miss when we used to roll hard omg. I fucked up or something did I? Did you send one of your buddies to check my stuff and see I was saying something that would hurt your feelings? Why did you mute me on discord???
i just want to cry. you remember today is the anniversary right? im so in my feelings...
i hate this shit so much i was in such a good mood today until I saw your discord. im here for you i just is it because of the nazi stuff?
ik im so busy but i fucking hate this shit you were so close to me and i remember when you would donate i fucking hate living sometimes too and i feel like shit youre upset at me and everyone
plz talk to me im so sorry if i said something i know i blew up your messages but i miss talking
hey hey hey remember when i gave you the golden thingy on tf2 and made you so happy? yeah and you cried lol i felt so good when i did that
fuck i hate to lose you again i feel like i just push you away or something plz dont be mad at me
fuck
I hope you didn't take wrong what I said the other day. I was just being honest.
i just want to cry. you remember today is the anniversary right? im so in my feelings...
i hate this shit so much i was in such a good mood today until I saw your discord. im here for you i just is it because of the nazi stuff?
ik im so busy but i fucking hate this shit you were so close to me and i remember when you would donate i fucking hate living sometimes too and i feel like shit youre upset at me and everyone
plz talk to me im so sorry if i said something i know i blew up your messages but i miss talking
hey hey hey remember when i gave you the golden thingy on tf2 and made you so happy? yeah and you cried lol i felt so good when i did that
fuck i hate to lose you again i feel like i just push you away or something plz dont be mad at me
fuck
I hope you didn't take wrong what I said the other day. I was just being honest.
the last laugh
Remarkable Onion
This isn't a circus, at least when you were schizoing about alogging the one woman and pretending to be another woman you were doing something interesting. This is just sad flailing for attention. You peaked, we're onto the boring era now of nonsense. Now you just blog post schizogpt babble.
uh
maybe youre just that good and just an old internet user with experience but lol youre the first to get into my head
listen man im sorry if i did anything to you
nah you're just prestige
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the last laugh
Remarkable Onion
no probably not.
"old internet" is a meme my guy.
if that's a fancy way of saying a retard with an opinion sure.
Violet Gold.
Please don't kill yourself. How about this. What if you could be a female co-host? You are ADHD and full of energy when you're not high or drunk. I have no one to help me do a show but you know what. What if I helped give you a voice? Please don't follow through with this. Ghost Girl. What if I guided you to home plate to bat? You have a beautiful voice. I won't do anything stupid. Listen Violet, let's not follow through with suicide I can't live with this guilt. I was bullied too. I was made fun of too. I feel like I have no real friends too beside like 3 people. Think about it Violet. Be my co-host? Every Saturday at a certain time or whatever works for you. We can argue with each other and you can voice your beliefs & opinnions. I know you still watch GypsieCrusader. Violet please don't suicide I'm begging you.
I know you said it's not my fault but fuck you are still a great person. Come be my wing girl like old times. You are so fine Violet Gold. You are so fucking fine.
I wish we would cuddle. Just drop everything and lets be together. God I'm so intimate with emotions. You are so fucking fine. I'm seduced by you. I'm brought to my fucking knees for you. I'm obsessed. I don't want even have sex. I just want to slow dance under the autumn midnight with the moon, the breeze and our rosey cheeks feeling to warm because we are orbiting around each other so bond fully. I want you. I want you. I WANT YOU. Fuck this shit baby.
I'm obsessed. I'm so obsessed. I'm so unhealthily obsessed with you. I can't get away from you. I can't stop thinking of you. I give up I can't hold it in anymore. I'm so unhealthily obsessed with you. Are you casting spells on me? What the fuck are you doing Violet? I'm so obsessed with you it's fucking me up. I really don't want to fuck you. I just want you. God I just want to touch your face so gently and rub some lavender oil all over you and make you feel so good. Violet please just surrender because I surrender. I fucking give up. You got me. You got me. I give up just talk to me. Omg we can cuddle, do sleep calls. I'm a psychopath for you. I wouldn't hurt you I promise but I'm so intimate with myself today thinking about you. I can't help it. You wanted an obsessed boyfriend and you had one. omg I just want you so bad. Maybe I shouldn't have the ability to travel. I think I would subconsciously fly to your state and lurk around like a ghoul. I mean you wanted this right??? HAHAHAHA. You wanted this right? I think you have it. I need you. I need you. I need you. I literally want to cross dress or do something that makes me feel like I'm one with you.
I can tie you up. I have been practicing bondage. I know you like that. You're into submission aren't you? I know you might like consensual rape but I don't think I could do that. But I would tie you up and get you all riled up inside. Again I know my body would want me to do sexual stuff but I just want you in my possession. I want you to get into my head like you used to. I want you to talk down to me and berate me. Please I need you to belittle me and make fun of my body. I need this I need it. Fucking get into my head. Fucking get into my head. Please degrade me.
We both have issues but you shouldn't kill yourself. Or maybe you should tie me up and strip me naked and scare the shit out of me. I'm into fear. You cant tie me up in a basement and taunt me. Cackle and be that deranged demon you are. I'm sick Violet. I'm sick. You're sick too. We're perfect for each other. I'm shaking so much right now. I can't help it.
Please don't kill yourself. How about this. What if you could be a female co-host? You are ADHD and full of energy when you're not high or drunk. I have no one to help me do a show but you know what. What if I helped give you a voice? Please don't follow through with this. Ghost Girl. What if I guided you to home plate to bat? You have a beautiful voice. I won't do anything stupid. Listen Violet, let's not follow through with suicide I can't live with this guilt. I was bullied too. I was made fun of too. I feel like I have no real friends too beside like 3 people. Think about it Violet. Be my co-host? Every Saturday at a certain time or whatever works for you. We can argue with each other and you can voice your beliefs & opinnions. I know you still watch GypsieCrusader. Violet please don't suicide I'm begging you.
I know you said it's not my fault but fuck you are still a great person. Come be my wing girl like old times. You are so fine Violet Gold. You are so fucking fine.
I wish we would cuddle. Just drop everything and lets be together. God I'm so intimate with emotions. You are so fucking fine. I'm seduced by you. I'm brought to my fucking knees for you. I'm obsessed. I don't want even have sex. I just want to slow dance under the autumn midnight with the moon, the breeze and our rosey cheeks feeling to warm because we are orbiting around each other so bond fully. I want you. I want you. I WANT YOU. Fuck this shit baby.
I'm obsessed. I'm so obsessed. I'm so unhealthily obsessed with you. I can't get away from you. I can't stop thinking of you. I give up I can't hold it in anymore. I'm so unhealthily obsessed with you. Are you casting spells on me? What the fuck are you doing Violet? I'm so obsessed with you it's fucking me up. I really don't want to fuck you. I just want you. God I just want to touch your face so gently and rub some lavender oil all over you and make you feel so good. Violet please just surrender because I surrender. I fucking give up. You got me. You got me. I give up just talk to me. Omg we can cuddle, do sleep calls. I'm a psychopath for you. I wouldn't hurt you I promise but I'm so intimate with myself today thinking about you. I can't help it. You wanted an obsessed boyfriend and you had one. omg I just want you so bad. Maybe I shouldn't have the ability to travel. I think I would subconsciously fly to your state and lurk around like a ghoul. I mean you wanted this right??? HAHAHAHA. You wanted this right? I think you have it. I need you. I need you. I need you. I literally want to cross dress or do something that makes me feel like I'm one with you.
I can tie you up. I have been practicing bondage. I know you like that. You're into submission aren't you? I know you might like consensual rape but I don't think I could do that. But I would tie you up and get you all riled up inside. Again I know my body would want me to do sexual stuff but I just want you in my possession. I want you to get into my head like you used to. I want you to talk down to me and berate me. Please I need you to belittle me and make fun of my body. I need this I need it. Fucking get into my head. Fucking get into my head. Please degrade me.
We both have issues but you shouldn't kill yourself. Or maybe you should tie me up and strip me naked and scare the shit out of me. I'm into fear. You cant tie me up in a basement and taunt me. Cackle and be that deranged demon you are. I'm sick Violet. I'm sick. You're sick too. We're perfect for each other. I'm shaking so much right now. I can't help it.
the last laugh
Remarkable Onion
are you going to explain what any of this means my guy?
It's an imaginary girl I talk to
