This is like the sixth time green / purple redditors took a very obvious joke I have made seriously, and now will try to use this against me forever, you are all genuinely autistic, that's the only possible reason I can think of how you are all users of a website that requires you to have knowledge about internet culture and can't tell posts that SCREAM THAT THEY ARE SHITPOSTS. You are all actual subhumans, almost nigger tier actually. The fact that this places humor is usually so boring is why I don't really use this site or other similar forms anymore.
Same shit when I told a reference to destiny's dream about AOC (and included an end post that should have made it more obvious) and zoeyniggers twisted it to make it appear like I was being 100% serious.