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Jack
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Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread
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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
Calling whippets "drugs" is like calling joker 2 a "movie"
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kiwifails
J
Jack
Daniel has a VAGIIIIINA!
And he's a homo.
And he's a homo.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
This Never Happened. He's not homeless, he's LARPing, he thinks it makes him interesting, he's that boring.
I just wanted to share some HG.
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kiwifails
What makes you believe that he's larping as being homeless?
Thanks
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
He's a liar. Plus, if he was really homeless, he'd be dead by now, like actually pitching a tent somewhere, he wouldn't survive. Maybe he's saying it because PPP was technically homeless, after Surfink ratted him out to the Police. Even then, PPP managed to put out content. Waffle stomp. A classic.
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Jack
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kiwifails
That's like calling water wet
Possible however being homeless in America is not nearly as hard as it sounds. There's endless amounts of free food and handouts and plenty of places to seek shelter. However it is very dangerous. As you have little protection from becoming a victim of crime.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lamey, who has z3r0 (geddit?) friends, has to slink back to loli96 and try and butter up Dani. Oooooffff. Downs bads.
Uuuummm. You are an autard, whose damaged their brain, and therefore have forgotten...
You did associate yourself with her, and cut Trollcow into your thighs. Remember making this video, then bottling it and deleting it? This is why you archive EVERYTHING.
Jane Doe 1
Dormant
If he was homeless I'd doubt he'd have money to spend on Intellus reports, paying whatever phone/internet bill he has, and creating sock accounts on hundreds of website everyday.
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kiwifails
We don't know if he's collecting some kind of tug boat. And most of those things are really cheap; he could have an Obama phone. There's also internet libraries. The cheapest phone plan I found was pay as you go, unlimited data, $60.
He's admitted to flying signs for money. Panhandling like this can easily net you considerable profit. We also know he works jobs through temp labor.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
No. We don't KNOW that he works. No videos of him doing any form of labour. He's never demonstrated the ability to do anything other than make a tit of himself online. But, I do believe he begs. That's the bottom, that's basically the "I've given up, and have nothing to offer society" option. And most beggars aren't homeless, just addicts, who'll get up, go to their spot and beg until they get enough to score.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Do we know how tall he is? If he's tall he probably works security.
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kiwifails
He claimed he was working a carnival that's temp labor. Though we only have his word on this.
It's his specialty
This I do believe is true,
because it's the bottom feeder type of behavior Is expect from him
Same difference he's most likely a seasonal shelter rat
Jane Doe 1
Dormant
He said he's over 6' and that he worked as a carney, but this could be false.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Naught is an admitted nonce. There is no "appearance" about it. Plus, good chance you'll be buddy buddy again, as you are all birds of the same feather.
Deleted User
An Onion Among Onions
This Danny boy
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's begging. And no one has disputed that. Maybe you should tell us how much you make at the Y rest room
"I even work sometimes" You are retarded, tho. And a known liar.
Dude, you simped for pissminge. You too stupid to work. I said the same thing about Plodwinson.
Here is my guess: He probably gets temporary assignments from a temp agency. Now the way it worked with some of them was that you would register with the agency and then show up at the office at 6:30 or 7:00 in the morning. The office would wait for a client company to call in when one of it's regular employees calls in sick or goes on vacation or has some kind of personal emergency. The person in the office will ask Dan if he wants the assignment (which could last anywhere from one day to several months. So if this is the case with Dan, he is probably getting assignments as a day laborer.
However, there are two big strings attached. You need reliable transportation to get to the job assignments.
If you show up to work drunk or stoned. you're gone.
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