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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

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Chrysler Building said:
This is the post version of that pepe meme where he's dropped the lunch tray on the ground in front of his crush
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Hey Ashley... Stop fantasizing about licking my wife's asshole for a second (we all know you are)

I was bored tonight so I decided to treat myself. I started off with trying the authentic Bosnian place next to my house. Glad I did, it was awesome.

I spent about a C note on a 30 year old bottle of scotch and got drunk on that. After that I doordashed a 12 rack of Modelo which I'm currently sipping.

My pecker got hard and the missus wasn't available, so you know what I did? I paid some stripper on xHamster about 200 bucks to do the most degrading, disgusting, humiliating things that I could NEVER ask my wife to do.

The moral of the story? I paid some third world hooker like $20 to put a butt plug up her ass while she had my name written on her cheeks (proof in pfp)

Nobody is ever going to spend any money on you girl. You are a lost cause. Like if I heard somebody paid $2 to drop it into your throat with herpes, I would automatically assume that currency was in pesos.

Now go gossip about this to Gargamel, slapnuts. No man will ever spend on you what my disposable income for a night is.
 
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VAIDS Victim said:
Is your name Jack? Should have got her to write Anne Hathaway Fan.
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I am comfortable with revealing my first name. I won't give out much more details than that. Ken has gigantic balls for exposing himself the way he does online especially on a wild west BBS like this.

And as much as I hate Daniel for stabbing me in the back I respect him too for standing by his real name. That really is gangster shit.

But yes my real first name is Jonathan, but I've gone by Jack my whole life because that's the nickname for it.
 
too much lovering scare unyuns!
 
YandereTheory said:
if crimson transformed into that. dude is getting dicked down from me
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You know the gag where they blindfold you and make you kiss a pig? That but I'm going to replace the pig with Ashley. So basically the same thing.
 
VAIDS Victim said:
Ashley is kind of obsessed with you ATM @Aqua Teen Hathaway Force . It starts here and she seems to imply you bullied me for my racism: https://lounge96.org/threads/of-general-1-0.14/page-66#post-3891 also thinks I want to "take a on a whirl on your big distended cirrhosis gut". Her words not mine.
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Yo credit where credit is due: she is cool for watching David Lynch movies. Other than that I can't help the fat pig. She's just hopeless brah.

I once fucked some dancer in Cambodia who I KNEW had gonorrhea. She gave me gonorrhea dude. I willingly got gonorrhea because I had sex with her bareback.

The moral of the story is I'm a sexual scumbag. And Ashley is still too disgusting for me to even spit on.
 
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