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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Chris-Chan won. A lot of the Kiwis (including Null himself) still don't have a family of their own and still don't have kids of their own. Some of them even make fun of lolcows being happily married while they have nothing which tells me more about Kiwi Farms than it does about the lolcows they make fun of.

If the people you see as losers have a better chance at happiness and finding love than you do then are you really a winner? Kiwi Farms is on suicide watch when even the biggest loser on the Internet has a better chance at finding love than they do.

Funny thing is that many Kiwis have forgotten what the old Internet was really like.

Stuff like porn was everywhere, everyone said slurs, and it wasn't just racist memes that were more prevalent back then but really edgy memes related to the much less talked about aspects of human sexuality (like Pedobear and Molester Moon) were far more prevalent in Internet culture back then.

When Kiwis talk about how the Internet was greater back then (to be fair, the Internet used to be more wild and free back in the day), they often have blind nostalgia for stuff like Moonman and old Alt-Right memes of yesterday but they forget (or choose to forget) the other stuff that was very prevalent in the old days of the Internet, like porn and edgy rape jokes.

I like to make the argument that the Kiwis of today would not survive the Internet from the before time because the old school Internet also detested right-wing extremists and religious nationalists. If you took a Kiwi back in time with how they act now, people of back then would call Kiwis as "Faggots" and "Moralfags" for preaching tradcon stuff (people made fun of the Left back then but they've also made fun of the Right when the situation called for it).
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The other part though is that the internet was a lot more sincere. I read old Usenet posts in my spare time and it's a little impressive and sad at how sincerely everyone engaged with each other there. When the internet was text based it was a lot more level headed, once images were introduced it was over, more or less.
 
Larva said:
Oh fuck off already isamanlet!
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"how about telling you about MY baby?"
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Maybe the Kiwis would probably be able to score like Chris-Chan has if they just get off the Internet and for once talk to a real life woman.

I don't think I'm wrong for arguing that some people on Kiwi Farms seem more terminally online with lolcows than the lolcows in of themselves (you won't be able to get the ladies by siting in-front of your monitor just to look at lolcows 24/7 because life slips by you pretty fast).

Like it or not, these days Chris-Chan tries to live his life as he wants it to be and has enough confidence to openly be proud of being who he is. Women like that in someone when they meet someone which is why you see cases of women rejecting the rich buff guy for some loser if the loser can prove to be more confident than the Chad stereotype.

A lot of these self-proclaim Chuds/Chads online talk the talk but they don't walk the walk.

Chris-Chan has walked the walk and in a strange twist of events, Chris-Chan is more Chad/Chud than most Kiwis (or other troll groups for that matter) on the count that he scored big and will have his own offspring soon.
 
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Maybe the Kiwis would probably be able to score like Chris-Chan has if they just get off the Internet and for once talk to a real life woman.

I don't think I'm wrong for arguing that some people on Kiwi Farms seem more terminally online with lolcows than the lolcows in of themselves (you won't be able to get the ladies by siting in-front of your monitor just to look at lolcows 24/7 because life slips by you pretty fast).

Like it or not, these days Chris-Chan tries to live his life as he wants it to be and has enough confidence to openly be proud of being who he is. Women like that in someone when they meet someone which is why you see cases of women rejecting the rich buff guy for some loser if the loser can prove to be more confident than the Chad stereotype.

A lot of these self-proclaim Chuds/Chads online talk the talk but they don't walk the walk.

Chris-Chan has walked the walk and in a strange twist of events, Chris-Chan is more Chad/Chud than most Kiwis (or other troll groups for that matter) on the count that he scored big and will have his own offspring soon.
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Hopefully not continuing the tradition of incest.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Maybe the Kiwis would probably be able to score like Chris-Chan has if they just get off the Internet and for once talk to a real life woman.

I don't think I'm wrong for arguing that some people on Kiwi Farms seem more terminally online with lolcows than the lolcows in of themselves (you won't be able to get the ladies by siting in-front of your monitor just to look at lolcows 24/7 because life slips by you pretty fast).

Like it or not, these days Chris-Chan tries to live his life as he wants it to be and has enough confidence to openly be proud of being who he is. Women like that in someone when they meet someone which is why you see cases of women rejecting the rich buff guy for some loser if the loser can prove to be more confident than the Chad stereotype.

A lot of these self-proclaim Chuds/Chads online talk the talk but they don't walk the walk.

Chris-Chan has walked the walk and in a strange twist of events, Chris-Chan is more Chad/Chud than most Kiwis (or other troll groups for that matter) on the count that he scored big and will have his own offspring soon.
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A lesson for us all tbh, can you imagine wasting your life on some internet forum in the middle of the ni....

*looks at my clock, clears throat and stomps my feet*

uh uh niggers chads muh staceys and bbc fuck ummmm trannies! trannies! trannies!
 
VAIDS Victim said:
That's called a lesbian with clitoromegaly.
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Of coursen’t.

Larva said:
Ah yes, the proper reaction to finding out Chris Chan is going to be a dad: Powerleveling too much.
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All I say can say is that Rogue, Internet Man said it best: Chris-Chan is most likely lying through their ass (you can call them a him, idgaf in this case) and this isn’t actually happening.
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Don't fall for the rumor that Chris Chan has impregnated Flutter - at least, not yet! Chris has a history of lying or falling for nonsensical delusions from ...
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What does Bleach have to do with Bluesky?
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Well, blud ain't far off. KiwiFarms is a pedophile cult group that supports their fellow pedos while denying others who are against them.
 
Larva said:
Man, the announcement really broke them if they're powerleveling this much about their relationships and babymaking attempts.
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There's a joke in here about Chris chan subsisting on goy slop food and still knocking a woman up while nominally more healthy people can't get preggers





EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
I WILL NOT POWER LEVEL ABOUT MY FERTILITY IN RESPONSE TO CHRIS CHAN'S BIG NEWS
YOU MAY NOW GO ABOUT YOU'RE BUSINESS AFTER RECEIVING THIS ALL IMPORTANT NEWS STORY
 
Larva said:
Man, the announcement really broke them if they're powerleveling this much about their relationships and babymaking attempts.
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Maybe it's the universe trying to tell them something and that something is that Kiwi Farms (and other similar troll communities) should just get a life already and focus more on themselves rather than worrying about everything else (in a thousand years, who's really going to care about most of the people that Kiwi Farms talks about).

Laughing at the same lolcow for around 20 years because they made a shitty Sonic x Pokemon crossover comic isn't exactly a sign of maturity; it's practically old high school drama that many don't give a shit about anymore (it's like watching a guy in their 40's talk about some guy that burped in math class once and it was the funniest shit ever to them at the time but no one else really cares about that).

They do say that the Internet is like a second high school and they're right because some people out there on the Internet has peaked in the metaphorical high school.
 
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Chris-Chan won.
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I don't know if I consider reproducing an inherent win. You may argue it is biologically but most of your genes will be gone in about 7 generations.
I've known borderline retarded parents that are under guardianship legally of their own parents. It's unfair to the child because even if they don't have any bad intentions at all, they neglect their children by accident through their lack of intelligence and foresight.

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VAIDS Victim said:
I don't know if I consider reproducing an inherent win. You may argue it is biologically but most of your genes will be gone in about 7 generations.
I've known borderline retarded parents that are under guardianship legally of their own parents. It's unfair to the child because even if they don't have any bad intentions at all, they neglect their children by accident through their lack of intelligence and foresight.

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Yeah, id say it's more of him beating null in a race to the finish (giggity) which to be fair isn't a big accomplishment in most cases unless it's speed eating pizza.
 
The Washington Ogre said:
When the admin of the site wrote a novel about how sad he is that his dick doesn't work and will never have a family of his own, the autistic mother fucker marrying and having kids is winning compared to him by his own standards.
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That was funny when he said "non-reproductives" shouldn't get a say and then didn't reproduce.
 
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