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Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread
- Thread starter Chemo
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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
Why does your site keep going down and up and down again?
The site makes regular backups. When it usually goes down, it is usually because I need to go and clear out the excess backups. This usually only takes a few minutes.
Goyim life imitating kike art, duh.
Why work hard when I can whine hard enough not to work?
Heat, air conditioning, free showers.
69epicgamer69
Remarkable Onion
Paid for hoboing sounds pretty good. I think it's a good idea and fits his personality well. There's some work required to get there like a license and then that special qualification license but it's prob not that hard.
It really isn't, I mean, there are plenty of Somali refugees driving trucks in America.
Probably the biggest hangup is the need to piss clean, and the prohibition of alcohol in the truck.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Idk he does the white supremacy thing all over the site. But I do know ken hates it. Those threads being joke threads and getting locked for shit flinging makes it worse imo because that's typically what joke threads devolve into anyway. Like you said it's basically forum culture. Locking them was a cringe move on his part. Regardless of his motive.
Reason: Which is suspicious in these circumstances.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
The site goes up and down more than a prostitute riding a drunken Bill Clinton.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Almost certainly a deal breaker for him
It's about time that Onion Farms, an autism forum about an autism forum, finally had a section to discuss retarded Listerine drinking tribes First Nations. We need a place to discuss Chief Sipping Bull's latest antics. We need a dedicated subforum to talk about the Papoopiipii and their latest obscure happenings.
I, as an Onion Farmer, literally cannot get enough brown penis and it's time for our White Supremacist overlord @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt to acknowledge that we all need more gay interracial shit on our lolcow forum
I, as an Onion Farmer, literally cannot get enough brown penis and it's time for our White Supremacist overlord @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt to acknowledge that we all need more gay interracial shit on our lolcow forum
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Well, it's been a very fuckin autistic struggle session, between Paladin Boo + her grooming victim, some of you stupid niggers, Kengle, myself.
Is there anything worth reporting here in my public diary? I suppose. I'm quite ready to dip out on the state. I want to be so far away from chugs, it makes me miss beaners.
I can hit the fuck off button and get the free ride out of town literally whenever, but I wouldn't feel ok doing so until I had about a G in my pocket.
Maybe another winter here in the North? The weather gets literally deadly but I'm familiar, just a matter of having the right gear. Only the rats get driven inside by the cold.
I don't know. I feel stuck despite the reality that I can step on the highway and be in anyone's backyard nextweek. I said it to a friend earlier. "Stuck" is an illusory feeling for those that know better but illusory feelings can still suck.
I'm stuck between stuck and fuck it, I suppose.
Well, it's been a very fuckin autistic struggle session, between Paladin Boo + her grooming victim, some of you stupid niggers, Kengle, myself.
Is there anything worth reporting here in my public diary? I suppose. I'm quite ready to dip out on the state. I want to be so far away from chugs, it makes me miss beaners.
I can hit the fuck off button and get the free ride out of town literally whenever, but I wouldn't feel ok doing so until I had about a G in my pocket.
Maybe another winter here in the North? The weather gets literally deadly but I'm familiar, just a matter of having the right gear. Only the rats get driven inside by the cold.
I don't know. I feel stuck despite the reality that I can step on the highway and be in anyone's backyard nextweek. I said it to a friend earlier. "Stuck" is an illusory feeling for those that know better but illusory feelings can still suck.
I'm stuck between stuck and fuck it, I suppose.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Carve more names into your body like an emo
Look at what this mongoloid has decided to do to our entirely unaesthetic shit hole
This is some broke dick farms shit, fr fr
It's just web 1.0 garbage arbitrarily shoehorned in by a fucking boomer who cannot stop making things worse, but that's just my opinion.
What's yours?
Also, inb4 butthurt boomer trashes the thread because he handles criticism about as well as Josh, just quieter, like a woman
Row row, fight the powah
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Answer for your crimes against aesthetics! No one asked for this new (((feature))) and it's so unbelievably ugly compared to what we already had
This is some broke dick farms shit, fr fr
It's just web 1.0 garbage arbitrarily shoehorned in by a fucking boomer who cannot stop making things worse, but that's just my opinion.
What's yours?
Also, inb4 butthurt boomer trashes the thread because he handles criticism about as well as Josh, just quieter, like a woman
Row row, fight the powah
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Answer for your crimes against aesthetics! No one asked for this new (((feature))) and it's so unbelievably ugly compared to what we already had
@Time 4 Guillotines you are posting here of your own free will.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED WHEN IT COMES TO DESIGNING LITERALLY ANYTHING. STOP DESIGNING, YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
And no, I'm compelled to post here until I get fed up with dealing with your autism, then I'm flouncing. If you act like a faggot and ban me after I already left (like last time) or I see you running your flabby boomer dick sucker about me, I will be compelled to return for another round of Even Worse Than Ashley.
Fix the fucking icons, dumbass
You're not missing anything good, other than the idea @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt thought this was a good design choice. Instead of the public domain icon list we were using before (like KF, which is what made it funny) he's replaced it with random clip art he found on Google images. It's fucking dogshit. Just take away the really cool sticker set we have and replace it with Facebook tier generic shit, it'd be less hideous than this retarded Babbies First Website shit he decided to do for literally no reason other than a fucked up lobe in the brain
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