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[ipreferpickles]

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.

Did he lock you out of your last Odd Opossum account, Daniel?

 

[youthfulshannel]

Not Daniel, but I wouldn't want to carry water for the burger boiler after knowing him for a while. Something something, he was only sort of into lolicon.

Daniel, you're too frantic and high energy to sock Odd Opossum, it doesn't work. You should sock Hodoria, I think you could do a great Hodoria.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Daniel, you're too frantic and high energy to sock Odd Opossum, it doesn't work. You should sock Hodoria, I think you could do a great Hodoria.

I don't why he bothers trying to pretend to be KF users, he always ends up sperging about the same things.

 

[Gargamel]

I don't why he bothers trying to pretend to be KF users, he always ends up sperging about the same things.

It's like he's not even trying.

 

[unyuns]

what if billie ellish looked up onionfarms for some reason
then she saw my account and all my fantasies about her
and then she made an account and messaged me
then proved that it was her
then we became bf and gf
my perfect sugar momma and she buys me all of my desired cars and spoils me
shes so lonely, she even told an interviewer she masturbates infront of mirrors
Oh billie if you ever read this baby, you can masturbate all you want in front of me and steam me up
fucking so sad that she has no compass to find me
you people are so delusional you think im trolling
fuck off with that shit
now shes borderline gay now fuck me

Magnesium Corp and Kiwifails just can't quit each other and have decided to tie the knot. I hope you will all be accepting of their nontraditional relationship.

In the land of the eunuchs, the snipped and broken-dicked man is king.

all of this waka doo stuff makes me wanna jerk off

OM NOM NOM, I'm a gonna eat my baby and blame Null! OM NOM NOM.

Are you telling me I've got a horn dick? That sounds fucking awesome

When a guy asks someone to blow their horn it turns out it's scientifically accurate.

 

[Gargamel]

Has anyone said Null yet? Fuck that N**** (See Ken, I kept my promise)

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Praise be to Socky

 

[mtil]

I wonder if I should purchase lube tomorrow from Spencers. I kind of want to stick something in my ass and pop it out like an egg

 

[unyuns]

I'm not going to entertain his apparent need to lock out furries, gays, and Jews.

Do pharaohs like chinks, nips, gooks, or whatever the fuck your cute ass is?

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME PEDOPHILE LADY.

It's like the stories you hear about World War 1 when soldiers would celebrate together on Christmas.
Except infinitely more autistic

I'm gay and I don't think about other peoples' cocks.

Why do you?

Sounds like a pooner who detransitioned only to find that the facial hair and deep voice is permanent

 

[VAIDS Victim]

tried to convince me to close the forum to all furries, gays, and Jews, among other groups

 

[Kan]

I'm clearly a drawing.

 

[Gore San]

Two adults in furry suits are still two adults in furry suits. I am sure it is cringe as hell with someone dressed up as Yogi Bear or Snagglepuss but that's a far cry from sneaking up on a Brown Bear or Puma IRL and trying to bone them.

 

[Kan]

Ashley started it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

And that was back in like 1999 before eating ass was fashionable and widely accepted.
But I digress...

 

[unyuns]

She told me I was the only guy who can make her squirt

You have not seen men eating out of womens anus

wypipo don season dey breast milk

In Canada, milk comes in Socks.

The billionaire midget from Ghana is one of a kind.

To be fair, you don't even need a degree to understand that majority of normie women are nuts.

The rule of thumb is what separates men from animals is the Mediterranean Sea.

I mean, you are the one to post “pulped dick” on my profile.

I know your mom's definitely an animal. Hairy ass gorilla looking bitch.

She uses two bottles of jergens a day for her knuckles because they drag on the pavement when she walks.

 

[Gore San]

The markings on the bottom of her foot say
1982 made in China

 

[Jack]

Damn I got random texted 3 times in a row today.

I wasn't even trying to be funny with that ass eating story, it was just something that really happened to me as a kid.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

unyuns le ebic XDering

 

[Kan]

The red angry foot is forbidden

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

What compels you to put fish on your dick?