Cowsphere 🐮 Daniel Lopez mega thread

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

For now this forum is private until I figure something out.

@Moontroon : After setup, the forum will be open to staff. Registered Members who want access to the forum can message a staff person on an individual basis. Yes I know people will bust my balls over this but I have to balance freedom of speech over what is in the best interests of the forum into the future.

Your thread was sent to the bullshit and autism forum.

 

[Gargamel]

Your thread was sent to the bullshit and autism forum.

It wasn't welcome in the Jew forum, evidently.

Jewed if you do, Jewed if you don't!

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

It wasn't welcome in the Jew forum, evidently.

I deleted the forum. It's not necesssary.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

For now this forum is private until I figure something out.

@Moontroon : After setup, the forum will be open to staff. Registered Members who want access to the forum can message a staff person on an individual basis. Yes I know people will bust my balls over this but I have to balance freedom of speech over what is in the best interests of the forum into the future.

Does White Pride keep you awake at night?

Your thread was sent to the bullshit and autism forum.

You heard it here first folks. @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt thinks the White race is a joke.

I deleted the forum. It's not necesssary.

Good to know kikes haven't yet fully infected your mind.

I have to balance freedom of speech over what is in the best interests of the forum into the future.

No one will ever come for this place, no matter what we post. Be more of a Null and less of a Mark Suckaturd. Your constant cucking harms the site more than it will ever help.
Also Nigeria is a nigger

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

No one will ever come for this place, no matter what we post. Be more of a Null and less of a Mark Suckaturd. Your constant cucking harms the site more than it will ever help.
Also Nigeria is a nigger

Null isn't the one person I want to copy.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I guess somebody found Daniel Lopez

Yeah, they swatted my dumpster. SWAT team blew the hinges right off, threw a flash bang in and shot my pet rat. Shit was so cash.

 

[Gore San]

Yeah, they swatted my dumpster. SWAT team blew the hinges right off, threw a flash bang in and shot my pet rat. Shit was so cash.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Tough times. So I've got myself comfortable enough but am out of money. Went and got registered for plasma out here but I had to do a protein test before I'd be able to donate with this company again, which takes like a week to get results back.
I'd just go fly a sign but this city is quite aggressive against soliciting, so I may have to take up panhandling for a bit, which is cringe.
Thinking about flying a sign that says "Need Work, Not A Handout". People will still give money, might find some honest day labor and it'll be hard for the cops to really tell me some shit. That or just a joke sign. "Legalize Medicinal Hookers" worked very well in other places
Idk, shit's gay but it'll be better shortly. Doing my best to avoid fucking with a shelter, especially while the weather is nice.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Tough times. So I've got myself comfortable enough but am out of money. Went and got registered for plasma out here but I had to do a protein test before I'd be able to donate with this company again, which takes like a week to get results back.

Can you register with a food bank, just to have something to eat while you wait to donate plasma? Are you on any form of social assistance? Did you end up buying a storage unit and were you planning on living in it?

Doing my best to avoid fucking with a shelter

Don't blame you, they can have bed bugs and various forms of lice plus the homeless that are so mentally Ill they'd be better off institutionalized.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Can you register with a food bank, just to have something to eat while you wait to donate plasma?

Yeah but food isn't an issue. I got vittles for the week. More concerned with doing laundry, getting some work boots, getting phone service on again, etc

Are you on any form of social assistance?

Naw, I try not to take it. Food stamps might be nice but again not a huge concern. Ramen+tuna+multivitamins is cheap until I get money coming in

Did you end up buying a storage unit and were you planning on living in it?

Yeah, I got a storage unit and a gym membership for showers. Haven't been using the storage unit to crash since it'd suck to get kicked out of one when I don't have the money to get another yet. First hundred from plasma will go to a rainy day fund, so maybe I will.
I usually stay nomadic with where I camp for the night. You can sleep just about anywhere if you're up early and I get up at 5AM

Oh shid. So I just called the local police department for clarification on flying a sign, assuming the home bums I talked to didn't actually know what they were talking about. Apparently not illegal unless you're on private property and you can't be aggressive, but otherwise it's all good.
We gonna get them medicinal hookers legalized today

 

[Choo-ChooChoo-Choo is verified member.]

Naw, I try not to take it. Food stamps might be nice but again not a huge concern. Ramen+tuna+multivitamins is cheap until I get money coming in

Look up youtube ramen hacks so you aren't dying of protein deficiency/ mercury poisoning. Get a carton of eggs and crack one into the broth while its boiling. A green onion or two costs nothing and is easy to steal and greatly improves the flavor and texture of your shit. Just pilfer a little steak if you can get away with it and chop it up.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Was a tough grind yesterday. Made enough to do much laundry, stock up on two weeks of nicotines and got a half gram dab pen.
But yeah, these people are conservitards and my funny signs didn't do much. Going to try "$5 or I'm Voting Kamala!" today.
Oh, also, some obnoxious shitkicker felt the need to tell me to get a job so I'll be applying for emergency food stamps today, in his honor. A nigga out here just trying to make it for a week but now I'll be taking a few hundred dollars of tax payer money since these Midwest hicks would rather it go to "hard working" Somalians
Protip: A certain bourgeois grocery chain is a great place to recycle food stamps. You can go in and buy the largest tub of coconut oil (or two) with your gibs, walk out and right back in the other doors to customer service and do a no receipt return. Bam, $50-$100 of fancy craft beer.

Look up youtube ramen hacks so you aren't dying of protein deficiency/ mercury poisoning. Get a carton of eggs and crack one into the broth while its boiling. A green onion or two costs nothing and is easy to steal and greatly improves the flavor and texture of your shit. Just pilfer a little steak if you can get away with it and chop it up.

>Boiling
Lol yeah, if you didn't gather I'm currently hoboin' after running away from the carnival. But yeah, eating this poorly is a temporary thing. I'm heading to Casper at the end of next month and will get a cooking job somewhere decent, plus my plasma donation shekels.

 

[unyuns]

>Boiling
Lol yeah, if you didn't gather I'm currently hoboin' after running away from the carnival. But yeah, eating this poorly is a temporary thing. I'm heading to Casper at the end of next month and will get a cooking job somewhere decent, plus my plasma donation shekels.

unyuns say to cooking egg in noodles water to avail! boil hot heat is for cook. egg short time cooking. egg easy. unyuns not wanting silly carnival hobo man to death die.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

unyuns not wanting silly carnival hobo man to death die

I'll be right m8. Just a touch of mild discomfort until next week. Plasma pays $500 a month which is more than enough to be able to get back to working a normie job until I'm ready to change cities again

 

[unyuns]

I'll be right m8. Just a touch of mild discomfort until next week. Plasma pays $500 a month which is more than enough to be able to get back to working a normie job until I'm ready to change cities again

unyuns worry about nutriments long term success!

 

[polonium]

Protip: A certain bourgeois grocery chain is a great place to recycle food stamps. You can go in and buy the largest tub of coconut oil (or two) with your gibs, walk out and right back in the other doors to customer service and do a no receipt return. Bam, $50-$100 of fancy craft beer.

Why would a store let you return food items, that's just fucking insane. Didn't they learn anything from the ice-cream licking and the tylenol murders and shit

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Why would a store let you return food items, that's just fucking insane. Didn't they learn anything from the ice-cream licking and the tylenol murders and shit

Has to be unopened and tamper evident. They've always checked that the coconut oil is still sealed before accepting it back.
I remember the ice cream niggers, it was bizarre that whatever brand that was didn't put plastic around the lid

 

[polonium]

Has to be unopened and tamper evident. They've always checked that the coconut oil is still sealed before accepting it back.
I remember the ice cream niggers, it was bizarre that whatever brand that was didn't put plastic around the lid

I've spent a fair time carefully removing the lids on "tamper evident" water bottles with a heat gun so I could fill them with vodka and reseal them to get them into festivals and sporting events as "it's water bro look it's still sealed" so no, I would not accept a return on a food item

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I've spent a fair time carefully removing the lids on "tamper evident" water bottles with a heat gun so I could fill them with vodka and reseal them to get them into festivals and sporting events as "it's water bro look it's still sealed"

We used to just duct tape plastic flasks to our backs. Something something, America spent $1mil, Russia used a pencil.
Idk, if someone wanted to hurt people with food there's a myriad of ways. Hand-out ricin laced breakfast tacos to all the bridge bums, put cyanide in a bottles of codeine and leave them laying around the hood, etc.

 

[polonium]

We used to just duct tape plastic flasks to our backs. Something something, America spent $1mil, Russia used a pencil.
Idk, if someone wanted to hurt people with food there's a myriad of ways. Hand-out ricin laced breakfast tacos to all the bridge bums, put cyanide in a bottles of codeine and leave them laying around the hood, etc.

Cool cool and all but if I buy coconut oil that turns out to be tainted with hobo jizz then the supermarket becomes part of the chain of liability and if it turns out they let any ol' whacked out AIDS riddled ex-carny drop off jars with no paperwork then they might as well bend over and spread their cheeks because it's going in dry