Cowsphere 🐮 Daniel Lopez mega thread

[Jane Doe 1]

Nope, just same old autistic ramblings about Nazis trannies and grooming.

Never change Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, never change.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

is that you in your picture?

Your voice isn't awful, congrats

Yes ma'am. And thank ya.
I've decided to say yolo and post as myself. Kiwi Kultur is a cancer and I think this is a meaningful way to reject it. Some boring sperg will delve into my interesting but eccentric life, 5 or 6 insults will develop+be repeated ad nauseam and that'll be it. The big bad boogieman that's intended to keep me cowering at the idea of being doooxxxxxxed.

 

[fag0t]

his endgame? getting raped by black guys of course

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

his endgame? getting raped by black guys of course

 

[Jane Doe 1]

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That's not enough BBC in this pic for you.

 

[fag0t]

>lopez
wtf he actually was mexican

 

[Jane Doe 1]

>lopez
wtf he actually was mexican

He did say he was a Mexican Muslim.

Also I see the Ashley posts are all cleaned up, I'm guessing they were sent to the sperg cage.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I've decided to go be a carnie. Some guy came into the shelter bitching he'd just been fired so I hightailed it over there. It's going to be a very unusual experience but it's always been a bucket list item.
I've been wifi dependent for a hot minute but once I get paid out when we move towns I'll grab a SIM card so y'all can enjoy the greasy squalor behind the scenes

I'm consolidating my belongings and heading to the bunk house tonight, so I'll see you guys as I have time to wander off for some wifi

 

[Gore San]

Yes ma'am. And thank ya.
I've decided to say yolo and post as myself. Kiwi Kultur is a cancer and I think this is a meaningful way to reject it. Some boring sperg will delve into my interesting but eccentric life, 5 or 6 insults will develop+be repeated ad nauseam and that'll be it. The big bad boogieman that's intended to keep me cowering at the idea of being doooxxxxxxed.

Count dankula if he were an American.

I've decided to go be a carnie. Some guy came into the shelter bitching he'd just been fired so I hightailed it over there. It's going to be a very unusual experience but it's always been a bucket list item.
I've been wifi dependent for a hot minute but once I get paid out when we move towns I'll grab a SIM card so y'all can enjoy the greasy squalor behind the scenes
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I'm consolidating my belongings and heading to the bunk house tonight, so I'll see you guys as I have time to wander off for some wifi

Living his childhood dream of running away and joining a circus.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Living his childhood dream of running away and joining a circus.

It's pretty dope so far. Gonna be running the game booths, so I'll get to use my need to babble constructively. Best part is the pay will be completely off the books. If all goes well I'll stick with the company until the end of the season and maybe go winter in Casper until the next season. Gonna be real fun getting my Joe Dirt on


Carnie life is so much harder than I thought it would be. Easily the most chad shit I've done. I pulled in an impressive amount for my game stall about also worked a 12 hour shift without a lunch break. This will be where I earn my surname, because I'm not giving up

Day 3 of being a carnie. My genuine reaction

 

[Gore San]

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

the bananas

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

this truly is a forum

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I'm really enjoying this bizarre lifestyle. The crew is a bunch of misfits and outcasts that are interesting in their own ways. I'm fitting in fine, as one would suspect. There's more downtime than I'd have figured and the entire pay structure is meant to keep you in debt to "the company store" if you're not extremely thrifty.
I wish I could provide live updates and photos but I'm sure someone would be salty enough to try and get my deplatformed from a traveling carnival lol.
I'll provide photos and maybe some vlog stuff once the info is a week or two out of date.
One thing I wish I'd have minded in the forums I read on living this lifestyle is the need to have a side hustle. I figured I'd have to be dealing meth or something wild but just have a speakeasy in my bunkhouse or selling breakfast tacos would have doubled my money, let alone selling prerolls of mids.
If I stick it out, I'll know how to actually profit next season.
Our run ends in November and those that don't fuck off will be invited to stay at the bosses compound until the next run.
Regardless, this has been a very interesting couple of weeks and not to be too much of a hippy dick the Universe with provide

 

[Gore San]

this truly is a forum

It's the forum of all time.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Day 4 of being a carnie. I woke up needing to rock a piss but feeling too lazy to take the five minute walk to the port-a-potties (and not trusting my peepee dance would get me there on time) I reached for ye olde trusty piss jug.
Sadly, it was not Old Pissy I grabbed, but my bottle of bleach. In true Trailer Park Boys fashion, within 3 seconds of letting loose the bleach erupted into a geyser, not unlike the mentos+diet coke phenomenon, spraying my dick and balls with bleach and gassing my room with what I imagine was low grade mustard gas.
I am become Ricky, destroyer of pepperoni sticks

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

I am severely sunburned :(
Also, there's some variety of coof going around the camp. Still, the show must go on.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I am on lithium to prevent manic episodes, Antabuse to make me want to die if I fuck up and drink alcohol again and Klonopin to reduce my anxiety and subsequent tard rage. Meds taken and the gay duck has won.

Are you on Klonopin long term? That stuff is addictive. Buspar is a non-addictive alternative and Abilify could be added on for bipolar, rather than lithium you need blood tests while taking. What kind of bipolar do you have?

I am severely sunburned :(
Also, there's some variety of coof going around the camp. Still, the show must go on.

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Get vaxed and wear sunscreen you drug fiend.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Are you on Klonopin long term?

No, I could follow up for more but ran out a couple days ago. No withdrawal

What kind of bipolar do you have?

Bipolar 2.

Get vaxed and wear sunscreen you drug fiend.

I am vaxed for covid and yeah, was a hell of a day to lose my hat and not have cash for sunscreen.
Check out the gnar gnar swelling this shit caused. It's not even that bad of a burn, couple blisters but the oedema spooked me.

 

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