So THATS why we have a Coke subforum.
Well, I am just a therapist here at 'The Cult', so don't expect me to latch onto everything as I think Christine should really just join a church instead of starting one. Hence why I made my joke on the other Onion, so that anyone can attend a service even during the lockdown.
Look at how more lucid these letters have been, if only Christine realized God works through people then I feel like these really autistic miracles and time coded guesses would gain some traction. Christine fails to realize that in this analogy she would have already come astride a white horse as the first herald of the apocalypse(aka cycle). Instead I believe Terry was the first Herald of the Internet Anonymity Age as we know it and Isabella(the real one, not me) is Death in this analogy.
As is, this is currently one of the best ways to keep the Onion afloat along with the relaxed nature of this site in comparison. Who cares about doxing? Seems like an addiction to me.