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@SIGSEGV (aliases Dennis Thompson, Big Dick Johnson. Real name Ernest Khalimov) is a former Kiwi Farms poster, current Onion Farms moderator and FBI informant.
He currently identifies as Segfaultgender, pronouns Sig/Sigself. While we may be here to laugh at him, please try to be respectful of SIG's chosen identity.

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His self portrait, arrogantly used as his avatar on his various profiles.

He is known mainly for making terrible posts, swinging his digital broom and his undying love for "Big Chungus Cock Vore".
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SIGSEGV is also famous for his l337 hacking skills, having created the legendary Linux-based ransomware known only as "Bear Computer".
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Bear Computer

In December 2020, he posted an overt threat towards a rival deepweb hacking group known as the "Demonrats". As they were terrified of his massive gun collection and confusingly large penis, he was reported to the FBI and subsequently vanned. After extensive brainwashing, he was turned loose on the forums, acting as an involuntary informant reporting on other violent extremists.

Do not trust this man, do not fall for his lies. He has no qualms about sending you to the gulags and forcing you to watch "Hottest Big Chungus Cock Vore SFM 2020" until your mind has sunk so deep into overwhelming despair that you lose all will to live.
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Onion Farms Account: https://www.onionfarms.com/members/sigsegv.159/
Kiwi Farms Account (Banned lol): https://kiwifarms.net/members/sigsegv.50365/
lolcow.org (aka the superior Lolcow Forum) Account: https://www.lolcow.org/members/sigsegv.2/
 
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