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Mormon Shaggy / Geoffrey Joseph Edevane

Prophetic Clown

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The Esoteric Church of Mormon Shaggy has requested I come here and proselytize about the true faith. You must all convert to save your souls


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DOX cuz I was asked to include it
Full Name: Geoffrey Edevane
Height: 5'7" Weight: 190 Date of Birth: 10/10/1988
Hair Color: Brown ,Eye Color: Green Age: 34 Race: Caucasian
Home Address: 1958 Redwood Drive
City: Martinez State: CA .Zip:94553

Here is a short list of what the true lord of Content and Mormonism does on stream.

  • Pulls a .38 on the regular (he owns 4 all illegally obtained only 2 work)
  • Guns are now in Arizona after Warhammer (John Keese) contacted his church in an attempt to get him kicked out and he had to give up his guns, drinking, drugs and hookers
  • Once he lost his guns he spent hundreds (he has claimed over $600) on various melee weapons including the iconic pain cane as seen in my pfp
  • He believes he can take his pain cane out in public because it can be used as a cane
  • He gets laid regularly by join to a local asian whore house called Alice’s. He doesn’t like the blue moon because the women there are older
  • He hangs out with cool people like Surfer and preaches how Jesus was an alien, how he will become a Mormon god and how he baptizes the dead
  • He threatens to kill or bomb his haters (he also thinks everyone who dislikes him is a paedophile)
  • Used to cook horrific food but has such stopped and most of those streams appear to be lost to time
  • Vomits often on stream after drinking bottom shelf liquor
  • And best of all he spent nearly 2 hours reading how to make bombs on a live stream and promising to do a bomb making stream in his Dad’s house (he lives in a trailer on his dad’s lawn)
  • Got fired due to homophobic slurs and then threatened to kill people with a knife and guns and got restraining orders taken out on him


So in conclusion just like Jesus, Mormon Shaggy is able to feed a huge crowd with a single loaf of kino while followers of other content creators have to fight over crumbs.
Here are two really good streams created by a clip channel called Esoteric Shaggyism that will give you all a good starting spot to get into Mormon Shaggy.
For deeper reading go over his many restraining orders or fan fictions
Fan fics
https://storywrite.com/Geoffrey_Edevane
Elder scrolls cringe
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/f/u/47431402

Legal issues
see attached
 

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  • 22-CIV-02084 - Temporary Restraining Order Granted SIGNED BY JUDGE DAVIS 05232022.pdf
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Pulls a .38 on the regular (he owns 4 all illegally obtained only 2 work)
Yaniv trait.
Got fired due to homophobic slurs and then threatened to kill people with a knife and guns and got restraining orders taken out on him
Likely to start beefs. V cowish
He hangs out with cool people like Surfer and preaches how Jesus was an alien, how he will become a Mormon god and how he baptizes the dead
Hmmm. X on the "cool people like Surfer", but as the rest of that is completely hat stand...
He gets laid regularly by join to a local asian whore house called Alice’s. He doesn’t like the blue moon because the women there are older
Sex wrong...
(he lives in a trailer on his dad’s lawn)
Combines living with 'rents, with living in a trailer. Nice combo.

Will the rest of the CoE be emigrating over?

I snipped his bit from the KF Council of Evil thread
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DOB is wrong btw.
And OP was...
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Ask this guy about his opinion on child sex dolls...
 

naught

`he who laughs last laughs best`
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am i meant to know who this lolcow is? he references the naught persona on metokur.us :story:
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Dox here: Geoffrey Joseph Edevane 34 years old​


Disqus: https://archive.ph/MCnqS found via his Warhammer 40k autism. Archive: https://archive.ph/te05G
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Facebook: ghostarchive.org confirms full legal name, religious status, and location,
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StoryWrite archive: https://archive.ph/gkc8x
AllPoetry archive: https://archive.ph/GzP1M
Youtube archive: https://archive.ph/9TqdA
Twitter archive: https://archive.ph/auSmi
ElderScrolls archive: https://archive.ph/UQXbT
ComicFury archive: https://archive.ph/bVgaf
Lovecraft autism: https://archive.ph/w4O29
Myspace archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20220916215743/https://myspace.com/cyruk22/mixes

what the legal stuff about? archive: https://archive.ph/gMglH * https://archive.ph/c03HO
Edit: this is why his name being referenced in legal docs. link * https://archive.ph/aC0B4
 

Battle of Brainiac

Janny disrespecter
Hellovan Onion
Yaniv trait.

Likely to start beefs. V cowish

Hmmm. X on the "cool people like Surfer", but as the rest of that is completely hat stand...

Sex wrong...

Combines living with 'rents, with living in a trailer. Nice combo.

Will the rest of the CoE be emigrating over?

I snipped his bit from the KF Council of Evil thread
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DOB is wrong btw.
And OP was...
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Ask this guy about his opinion on child sex dolls...
Funny story. When the pamperchu leaks happened this guy privately started to dm users who posted in the council of evil thread claiming he privately verified that the audio logs were all totally reported to the feds? This guy is still a user in the mky biz community even after the thread was made. Im not sure what his entire angle was in all this but its clearly not to expose the council imo. I wouldnt trust his word on anything.

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For all you new Shaggy alogs. Enjoy
 

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  • 1958RedwoodDr,Martinez,CA,94553-InteliusReport.pdf
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  • Shaggy Restraining Orders.zip
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Empresa

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BREAKING NEWS SHAGGY HAS BEEN SWATTED!
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holy shit esoteric has already compiled shaggy coping on stream into a video
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all we have left is this thumbnail
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Shaggy says swatting that's a crime dude as if cp isn't.
 
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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There has been little word about the swatting of Mormon on the Farms. Probably because Emp scooped them. C'mon, Shaggy is tarded enough to swat himself.

nfn SWAT calls, forum with a thread on videos of people dying... hmmm, is there a dead pool for Cows getting killed by a SWAT call? This is what Videodrome was all about.
 
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