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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
How much does Josh really think he'd get for a clip channel on youtube?

Maybe i'm wrong, but even if he somehow managed to get all the ad revenue he is looking at maybe $10 a week at most. which for the effort isn't fucking worth it. that also implies he's getting ads on every video, no one uses ad block and he's knocking 10k+ views on clips every week. Maybe i'm being an ass but wouldn't/coudn't he be better off doing some Mechanical turk or asking one of his closest associates to let him use their info to earn a living on fivrr or anywhere else, for fucks sake, he's desperate to get $5 a week, when most of the US is over $15 an hour, even a shitty entry level job would get him way more money.

And if we're being honest its sort of hilarious that he isn't really that much better off than Ethan Ralph, whatever 3rd world country he lives in is probably on par with the safest part of mexico, Ethan stays in random houses just off of the resort towns in yucatan, where the police are still incentivezed to give a fuck. meanwhile Josh bounces from one 3rd world country that could very likely end up being part of the russian/ukraine war to another.

Despite how pathetic Ethan is for being a morbidly obesse man in his 30s, Josh is exactly in the same predicament except Ethan repeatedly tricks women into sex and was able to fuck both a teenage girl and a girl with a BMI under 20. Also Ethan has slightly more charisma and at least can say he both has kids and his 2022 was mostly good, Null himself admits to his site dying fast, the only new users are the free speech spergs or terfs who fuck his site even harder and make it harder to keep running, while the last 7 months have been a shit show for Null, Ethan has been boring since Flam doxxed himself and basically took the trolls eye of sauron off ethan/he got the chris-chan curse.

the fact that the worst thing that's happened to Ethan in the 2nd half of the year is his father in law leaking text messages while null has his whole website shitshow proves Ethan had a much better 2nd half of 2022.

if you genuinely only had to compare the current lives of both and cross out the common factors, Ethan has a steady streaming career still, and a woman that is his slave (exactly what Null has been begging for since the blockland forum days) and Josh has a site that can barely stay online and what users it has usually contribute to its demise in some way, and he's freezing his ass off in a literal warzone where the crime rate is somehow higher than it is in Ethan's 3rd world hut neighborhood. Beyond that Josh is doing all the kiwifarms work for free, Ethan at least isn't working for free whenever he plays fox news clips while also on kiwifarms.

if we're being honest Ethan has been the clear winner, beyond that fate has constantly proven him right, Ethan's enemies have all had quite amazing demises in the last 6 months while Josh's closet associate/free lawyer buddy has become a lolcow who will basically turn on josh the same way dick did. Josh will now have the problem of actually being forced to pay for legal advice from here on out. All signs point to 2023 being rough as shit for Josh, while Ethan ends up winning by just being his usual self, for fucks sake even his thread has slightly turned and a few admit to even liking him embracing his southern heel role.
 
How much does Josh really think he'd get for a clip channel on youtube?

Maybe i'm wrong, but even if he somehow managed to get all the ad revenue he is looking at maybe $10 a week at most. which for the effort isn't fucking worth it. that also implies he's getting ads on every video, no one uses ad block and he's knocking 10k+ views on clips every week. Maybe i'm being an ass but wouldn't/coudn't he be better off doing some Mechanical turk or asking one of his closest associates to let him use their info to earn a living on fivrr or anywhere else, for fucks sake, he's desperate to get $5 a week, when most of the US is over $15 an hour, even a shitty entry level job would get him way more money.

And if we're being honest its sort of hilarious that he isn't really that much better off than Ethan Ralph, whatever 3rd world country he lives in is probably on par with the safest part of mexico, Ethan stays in random houses just off of the resort towns in yucatan, where the police are still incentivezed to give a fuck. meanwhile Josh bounces from one 3rd world country that could very likely end up being part of the russian/ukraine war to another.

Despite how pathetic Ethan is for being a morbidly obesse man in his 30s, Josh is exactly in the same predicament except Ethan repeatedly tricks women into sex and was able to fuck both a teenage girl and a girl with a BMI under 20. Also Ethan has slightly more charisma and at least can say he both has kids and his 2022 was mostly good, Null himself admits to his site dying fast, the only new users are the free speech spergs or terfs who fuck his site even harder and make it harder to keep running, while the last 7 months have been a shit show for Null, Ethan has been boring since Flam doxxed himself and basically took the trolls eye of sauron off ethan/he got the chris-chan curse.

the fact that the worst thing that's happened to Ethan in the 2nd half of the year is his father in law leaking text messages while null has his whole website shitshow proves Ethan had a much better 2nd half of 2022.

if you genuinely only had to compare the current lives of both and cross out the common factors, Ethan has a steady streaming career still, and a woman that is his slave (exactly what Null has been begging for since the blockland forum days) and Josh has a site that can barely stay online and what users it has usually contribute to its demise in some way, and he's freezing his ass off in a literal warzone where the crime rate is somehow higher than it is in Ethan's 3rd world hut neighborhood. Beyond that Josh is doing all the kiwifarms work for free, Ethan at least isn't working for free whenever he plays fox news clips while also on kiwifarms.

if we're being honest Ethan has been the clear winner, beyond that fate has constantly proven him right, Ethan's enemies have all had quite amazing demises in the last 6 months while Josh's closet associate/free lawyer buddy has become a lolcow who will basically turn on josh the same way dick did. Josh will now have the problem of actually being forced to pay for legal advice from here on out. All signs point to 2023 being rough as shit for Josh, while Ethan ends up winning by just being his usual self, for fucks sake even his thread has slightly turned and a few admit to even liking him embracing his southern heel role.
Josh can't use Nick for legal advice. Nick is only licensed to practice in Minnesota. I don't know if Nick can represent someone in federal court. Josh uses a law firm based out of Washington DC. From what I've seen by the yelp reviews there was one review about Nick representing a client over traffic case. The other reviews aren't relevant to him representing anyone in court. Nick earns his salary from his streams on YouTube, Twitter, Twitch and possibly business ties with celebrities such as Vic. Basically Nick earns his money as a celebrity-like socialite.
 
Idk. What is the point of using the internet when you get banned over the most benign shit or nothing at all while active fedposters and other goons get away with shitting up entire websites with impunity?
the demonrats have gone to far this time.
 
Josh decides to use the gunt board as his personal army
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Got a bunch of up votes, wonder why the post is gone now.
Oh hate banned and all their posts deleted for "spam"
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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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Because Josh needs someone to receive his mail in the states, he decides the best option is to hire some homeless local crackhead, move him into a cheap one-bedroom house in a "shithole city," and become his landlord in exchange for scanning his mail.

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He can't hire one of his own users because he cannot trust them to not fuck it up. Who could blame him?

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Gee imagine if he got off his fat ass and moved to a state like Florida where you can kill trespassers it would be easier and make him look like a man instead of the bitch he is.
Josh is very paranoid and that overrides a lot of common sense. Hr has a forum membership that would be the envy of a lot of forums. Cheap living? A drive of a few hours from Pensacola would have solved that. Remember that tabloid newspaper he tried to publish? An intern majoring in digital communications from a community college would have worked. Revenue stream? If he had toned down KF a bit he could an opportunity to earn revenue through ad streaming. He threw this all away.
 
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
 
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
So let me see if I am getting this correctly. He wants to make money typing commentary watching reruns of the Simpsons while begging his Pay-Piggies for dollars. I bet you would make more working in WalMart than you would get from your Gumroad.
 
Gee imagine if he got off his fat ass and moved to a state like Florida where you can kill trespassers it would be easier and make him look like a man instead of the bitch he is.
that wouldn't work for the same reason this won't work, its not the 90s. As Jorge Zimmermann showed us, the state doesn't give a shit if you're justified if you're on the wrong side of the progressive stack and for that same reason any redneck null hires can and will squat on the property and either let some enemy of his take the mail or better yet post it online for people the same way Ethan's father-in-laws would.

i know people that are in their 3rd year of being evicted, and any court would side against a guy like null, and thats not accounting for how hilariously shitty the lawyer he'll end up hiring will be.
Josh is very paranoid and that overrides a lot of common sense. Hr has a forum membership that would be the envy of a lot of forums. Cheap living? A drive of a few hours from Pensacola would have solved that. Remember that tabloid newspaper he tried to publish? An intern majoring in digital communications from a community college would have worked. Revenue stream? If he had toned down KF a bit he could an opportunity to earn revenue through ad streaming. He threw this all away.
you really need to have somewhere for those arcs, that was like 2017 right? my common sense says it should have happened before the EDF month in jan 2017 and him trying to do the whole server and isp adventure but it feels more likely that he did it around the start of IBS later that year.

also while he might refuse toning it down for non-existent ad dollars, at least two different Mike & Svens have their own separate way to process payments to gain access to their websites filled with hate speech and beloved community forums, why the fuck couldn't he do something similar? as you said a membership of 90,000 people, if even 1% of those people are paying $10 a month to access a champagne room style sub forum he'd be sitting quite pretty, as patreon has shown people don't really give a fuck if you charge them once or monthly the amount of people that would draw a line is basically negligible, which is what marketers found out in the 80s, and patreon helped fat useless retards with podcasts in the 2010s, hell almost every podcast has a useless $50/month tier now on patreon. there is no reason he couldn't be clearing 200k a month with the amount of retarded simps there are on that site; the horrifying thing is realizing the sort of shit null would get up to if he could even clear 200k a year. the last time null had spending money and free time was the blockland days.

speaking of pedos... dick masterson does nothing but hang out with pedos all day and he was able to set up NP2 in a week, and Null himself admits that Null is the sole reason NP2 crashed and burned and Dick Masterson would be king of the internet if he didn't try to help him. I personally feel pedos might have a bigger part to play in that whole scheme, as do the drug accusations people leveled at dick that seemingly went nowhere, but if null wants to say he's worse than pedos so be it

seriously though, i'm supposed to believe Null hasn't been able to have the social skills that other fat autistic nazis have been forced to acquire in order to keep their small forums going all this time?

just from how much minor e-fame he's gotten since starting MATI and the website i highly doubt there isn't a few web devs that could help him with this and would love to help him. for fucks sake anyone i know that doesn't autisticlly follow this stuff but knows null thinks he's some zoomer mix of Louis Theroux and Abbie Hoffman.

they buy that whole "last DJ" bullshit Null's been spewing for almost a decade now and would actually give him some good advice.
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
first off thats not happening, its just him spitballing the way every broke retard does, its how people talk about becoming an e-celeb or stand up or cam girl. its all talk and they move on because they're lazy, the ones that actually try don't realize the investment vs payoff ratio and how much having legit skill will factor into that and will stop before gaining any real momentum, especially null who autistically hated streaming games on trovo because he had to stop playing videogames he was obsessed with like ss13 in order to play rage bait like like is strange so people could superchat him and encourage his bad wings/dsp impression.

the fact that ss13 was such a huge part of his life he personal army'd the forum into helping him have the biggest ss13 server and also was playing it during his last dozen appearances on the dick show and to this fucking day hasn't streamed himself playing shows how fucking retarded he really is.
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Josh, despite being obsessed with the Sneed meme to the point of naming his software after it, has somehow never seen a single episode of the Simpsons. If you want to watch a fat guy provide shit tier commentary for a Simpsons episode, you better pay up Paypiggy and subscribe to his Gumroad.
null would make more money showing off his naked body on cam than doing simpsons write ups, especially him, he's neither cultured nor good at critique which is why he's boring as shit when he's not just summarizing kiwifarm threads, for fucks sake he's not even entertaining then either.

There's a reason Jim could make 10k on an indie platform watching a cheaply made saturday morning cartoon.

We all know what a Null write up would be "they're a bunch of fags, they're acting like cucks, this guy is based, this guy is not" as much as he bitches at ralph he's not better and he doesn't seem to realize that the key to being entertaining is to have fun or be able to pretend you are. the reason MATI works is because he's giving a summary of a thread in a way that is enjoyable.
 
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