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You try but all you manage to do is make yourself pass out. SADsmother self with pillow
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You try but all you manage to do is make yourself pass out. SADsmother self with pillow
NOODLE ARMS at the readyequip NOODLE ARMS
shut the fuck up. you don't even know where the door is or if there's even a door.>opens the door with noodle arms
The nearest exits are the window (Blocked by the diet coke pile) and the doorassess room for nearest exit
your eyes adjust as light shines through the doorway for the first time in a week. Welcome to the outside world.>opens the door with noodle arms
Yes there is a doorshut the fuck up. you don't even know where the door is or if there's even a door.
You cant get the doorknob handle with your NOODLE ARMS but you can unscrew it with your trusty silver coin. DOORKNOB addedmight come in handy later when we need to make a quick exit
NOODLE ARMSview INVENTORY
FUCK YES! Diet coke cans CRUSHEDreturn to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH
glass flies out the window as you smash it open with your GUNTutilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)
ugh, retard. we don't even know if we have a gamer chair because you didn't OBSERVE ROOMStrap my fat gunt into my gamer chair.