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Her and 17's weird angular designs always came off as off-putting to me as a teen. Which was good since they were villains. Ahh well, at least Josh picked something within his reach (sex doll) to shoot for.
>masturbating to DBZ bitches at all
LOL
As someone who went to college for coding and took database and concurrency classes this is very fucking funny.
Both hotwheels and Josh can't code for shit and lacks the education/rational thought capacity and it shows.
If they just want a damn post per hour counter why are they adding to the database a new column PER HOUR that never gets deleted? What's wrong with just updating a single column/row per hour? There are post numbers for each chan post already. Just use the newest version of that number minus the number you got last hour. How fucking hard is that? WHY DO IT FOR EACH POST? WHY?
Am I missing something here? I just can't believe they are that fucking dumb when I am typing this out, it's unbelievable. Making me feel like I must be missing something here.
That 8chan schizo posting is looking pretty convincing as Josh is probably taking someone's code when they are offered as he clearly can't think or code.
Both hotwheels and Josh can't code for shit and lacks the education/rational thought capacity and it shows.
If they just want a damn post per hour counter why are they adding to the database a new column PER HOUR that never gets deleted? What's wrong with just updating a single column/row per hour? There are post numbers for each chan post already. Just use the newest version of that number minus the number you got last hour. How fucking hard is that? WHY DO IT FOR EACH POST? WHY?
Am I missing something here? I just can't believe they are that fucking dumb when I am typing this out, it's unbelievable. Making me feel like I must be missing something here.
That 8chan schizo posting is looking pretty convincing as Josh is probably taking someone's code when they are offered as he clearly can't think or code.
Then he is perfect for our feeder evverlord jersh wouldn't you say?
I am shipping them together
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON WEB PROGAMMING/PHP
You just figured this out? I knew it years ago when he would just randomly fuck up the website for sometimes weeks on end and say “I am still trying to figure this out! Stop bothering me!”. Then when he does its always something easy and he just made it harder and would always downplay it as some impossible task only he could fix and noone else because hes a coding GOD!
No I got it he is dumb at coding. Knew that long ago.
But this is next level, nearly impossibly dumb.
I guess I need to explain it to non coders. I went to college for CS. And database only degree is already considered nigger cattles by us CS mains. If you get it you'd only know how to put SQL commands together (trivial if you aren't braindead, imagine some big tables for big boys and its your job to mash them together to create new big tables) and maybe some python/web programing. It's already considered of the easiest CS related field and usually separated from us CS students (shitter teachers who are often not even professors) They are usually subject to a shortened graduation time as well (2-3 year vs 4 for undergrad, 1-1.5 vs 1.5-2 for master) I only went for a single CS database course and in one course I am learning what they spent 2 semesters to learn. 2 fucking semesters (4-8 courses depend on school's load, or in human term a year of college) and that class was among the easy ones for CS students.
So just imagine they are the CS reject subhumans.
Even those subhuman freshman should be able to figure that particular problem out.
Hell if you just explain the concepts to an above 100 IQ high schooler they should have no problem figuring that one out. It's just so basic, even if you learn mySQL online by watching Youtube videos you should see what Jersh did wrong within a few days of watching.
Let's really dumb this down: If you want your store's avg sale for each hour, would you calculate average after each sale and spend 10 seconds fiddling with calculator and papers AFTER EACH SALE or would you rather just spend 2 minutes each HOUR counting? ITS THAT FUCKING BASIC AND THOSE 2 BIGBOYS CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT LIKE ITS A MYSTERY.
Jersh and Hotwheel's IQ can't be higher than 110, most likely 2 digits. But they both act so fucking big brained online and refuse any help.
I might be off my schizo meds but are you into DOTA2? Only saw them using berry cool before
We get it, you have a CS degree.
that's exactly what I want you to think :^)
I remember one episode Jim came on and talked about what a loser weirdo Josh was. Would be good to find.
Josh has blocked Lynx, or so he claims via screenshots, on twitter as far as 2020 even on newest account at that time.
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An edgy teenager, terminally online. If you've spent time on imageboards in your formative years, you will know a lot of things a child isn't supposed to know. Besides, TOR and hurtcore? It's like apples and eggs. How's knowledge of TOR is too much for a teenager?
Here is the proof of this btw. Pretty interesting thread overall. Amazing how Josh is seething over some guy years into the future that you block him on you're new twitter accounts. I tried to archive this, but archive.is seems to be not working currently.
edit: Also...
>"better admin than ron/jim"
>abandons the sight in a few months