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Chris Gillon / Autphag!MLHqI35Sr / SpergChan

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Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland.

Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP written about him by Judge Candy in the introduction to /cow/) and Tinychan. Chris was spotted by his virulent racism and borderline incoherent stream-of-consciousness writing style coupled with nonexistent terms which have only managed to degrade over time. In this persona, Autphag claimed to be a 60-year-old mechanic in Northern Ireland.

Towards the end of this time, he also found a home at WizardChan IRC (a tradition started by Copypaste/Hotwheels), where he called himself "Gahp" oddly enough Autphag was considered as a serious candidate for Adminship on WizardChan. On Wizardchan Autphag let his mask slip a bit. While he still claimed to be located in Northern Ireland, Chris revealed his true age to the assembly of male Virgins Wizards. He also revealed a terrifyingly encyclopaedic knowledge of adult baby fetishism, particularly the "sissy baby" subculture, where grown men dress up as an extreme caricature of a baby girl for sexual gratification. When confronted, he claimed that his bizarrely extensive knowledge was a result of academic curiosity.

In October '13, Autphag (and "Gahp") disappeared from the internet completely, leaving a suicide note. Opinion on /cow/ was split about whether this suicide was real or not. In Autphag's absence, one /cow/ regular called P-Logic posted a theory about Autphag's adult baby fetishism, which he'd put together from intelligence gathered in regular trolling expeditions to the Wizardchan IRC.

Shortly after this, Autphag began posting about himself anonymously on /cow/, in an incredibly transparent and obvious way. P-Logic and others called him out, and he was forced to admit that he wasn't dead. Not only that, but he confirmed the theory that he is a transvestite adult baby fetishist, and claimed to be a transexual. He adopted the name "Sophie" and demanded to be referred to with feminine pronouns.

At this stage, Autphag formed an odd alliance with @Negi Springfield
Autphag was the mouthy front man, and Negi was the odd goon, looming behind him. The trolls P-Logic and Mirrorman began trolling both of them in earnest, adopting a good cop/bad cop technique. Autphag trusted Mirrorman to some degree, but absolutely hated P-Logic. Together, P-Logic and Mirrorman managed to manipulate Autphag into some hilarious scenarios, most notably convincing him that he was about to be exposed in a magazine about autism as being a dog fucker.

Sadly, this abuse ended up with Autphag spending time in a mental institution, and P-Logic and Mirrorman decided to leave him alone.

Autphag has been largely quiet since then, but a few details have been revealed. @Negi Springfield has chosen to disavow himself of him after Autphag attempted to extort money from him. Autphag has been in and out of various mental institutions. He also tried to enrol in a course at a local community college, but he made the error of revealing to his college counsellor that he was planning to manufacture a highly toxic poison in his apartment in order to kill himself. This ended up with his home being raided by the police, and he was hospitalised again.

As a result of the police raid he lost the tenancy on his apartment, and he is now living with his parents near Edinburgh.

In autphags typically atypical fashion he posted a video which contains his master thesis, needless to say it's comprised of other's ideas both from autphag acolytes and former "masters".

and here is the description:
You've all been patient enough. Voice is slightly distorted, other than that, the accent is unmistakably mine.

This is a reading of one of my recent essays.

"The question though is who has the right to enslave the Aspergian? Even the empirical gutter intellectualist observation would attest to the right of the Aspergian vanguard, the Aspergian elite, as having reign over the lesser of it’s own people; they are our property, and as such the seizure of such persons from our domain consittues as a declaration of war!

Every time a woman feeds effeminizing baby formula to her barely year old offspring and plops them in front of the meth dispenser projecting electronic mental retardant out of the cathode ray tube, it is an act of aggression against our assets, our collective interest!

Aspergia has no reason to give the children of the Moon, the offspring of the matriarch, the negroidal masses and their Covenant to Dionesus, any leniency in their transgressive appropriations of what could be our manpower, our infrastructural agents.

The Autist has been fleshed and blooded, he has been deluded by the menstrations of the moon and at this point must be exorcized of the alien demon that has invaded his mind like the cultural and spiritual virus that it is and manifests in the creation of alternate personalities to subsume the genuine person hiding behind the mask created by the demands of the alien, and actualize itself as a genuinely freeman, the Aspergian militia.

Let not the poisoned diabetes inducing culture foist it’s lunar sugar upon our children!"


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Autphag!MLHqI35Sr
Tumblr: https://autphag.tumblr.com/ (https://archive.fo/TiXAv)
WordPress blog: https://mongaran.wordpress.com (https://archive.fo/Ck4NA)
789chan /atf/ thread: https://archive.ph/mSyOH
8chan /cow/ thread: (https://archive.ph/6n63C)
888chan /cow/ https://web.archive.org/web/20130429200725/http://888chan.org/cow/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/autphag (https://archive.ph/xnYeJ)
Lolcow wiki: https://archive.is/TfxNT
Vimeo archive: https://vimeo.com/user18203316
Autphag archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UC6z3FUCBoT-PC1b2n24l5YQ
 

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Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland.

Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP written about him by Judge Candy in the introduction to /cow/) and Tinychan. Chris was spotted by his virulent racism and borderline incoherent stream-of-consciousness writing style coupled with nonexistent terms which have only managed to degrade over time. In this persona, Autphag claimed to be a 60-year-old mechanic in Northern Ireland.

Towards the end of this time, he also found a home at WizardChan IRC (a tradition started by Copypaste/Hotwheels), where he called himself "Gahp" oddly enough Autphag was considered as a serious candidate for Adminship on WizardChan. On Wizardchan Autphag let his mask slip a bit. While he still claimed to be located in Northern Ireland, Chris revealed his true age to the assembly of male Virgins Wizards. He also revealed a terrifyingly encyclopaedic knowledge of adult baby fetishism, particularly the "sissy baby" subculture, where grown men dress up as an extreme caricature of a baby girl for sexual gratification. When confronted, he claimed that his bizarrely extensive knowledge was a result of academic curiosity.

In October '13, Autphag (and "Gahp") disappeared from the internet completely, leaving a suicide note. Opinion on /cow/ was split about whether this suicide was real or not. In Autphag's absence, one /cow/ regular called P-Logic posted a theory about Autphag's adult baby fetishism, which he'd put together from intelligence gathered in regular trolling expeditions to the Wizardchan IRC.

Shortly after this, Autphag began posting about himself anonymously on /cow/, in an incredibly transparent and obvious way. P-Logic and others called him out, and he was forced to admit that he wasn't dead. Not only that, but he confirmed the theory that he is a transvestite adult baby fetishist, and claimed to be a transexual. He adopted the name "Sophie" and demanded to be referred to with feminine pronouns.

At this stage, Autphag formed an odd alliance with Negi Smithfield, a well known defective. Autphag was the mouthy front man, and Negi was the odd goon, looming behind him. The trolls P-Logic and Mirrorman began trolling both of them in earnest, adopting a good cop/bad cop technique. Autphag trusted Mirrorman to some degree, but absolutely hated P-Logic. Together, P-Logic and Mirrorman managed to manipulate Autphag into some hilarious scenarios, most notably convincing him that he was about to be exposed in a magazine about spasm as being a dog fucker.

Sadly, this abuse ended up with Autphag spending time in a mental institution, and P-Logic and Mirrorman decided to leave him alone.

Autphag has been largely quiet since then, but a few details have been revealed. Negi Smithfield has chosen to disavow himself of him after Autphag attempted to extort money from him. Autphag has been in and out of various mental institutions. He also tried to enrol in a course at a local community college, but he made the error of revealing to his college counsellor that he was planning to manufacture a highly toxic poison in his apartment in order to kill himself. This ended up with his home being raided by the police, and he was hospitalised again.

As a result of the police raid, he lost the tenancy on his apartment, and he is now living with his parents near Edinburgh.
 
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