Kiwifarms Gossip Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

[Syrup]

Posing as an American this whole time sure is a great way to throw anyone off my trail, isn't it?

But then why would you just admit it? right question to prove it once and for all. Do you remember skool daze for speccie?

 

[Admonisher12]

ok if this is guru larry...

What are your thoughts on the current state of Chris? Specifically the living a pretend life toonworld crap, trans shit I'm kinda desensitized to

 

[Need For Sneed]

He is peak consoomer and fills his reviews with shitty jokes and personal stories that no1curs about. Kind of like a really autistic nostalgia critic. He never used to be this bad but i stopped watching him because he became unbearable.

Kickscammers is still worth watching, but yeah... The rest of Slopes' output is just shilling, consooming or soy-flavoured (or a combination of two or more of these things).

 

[Battle of Brainiac]

Posing as an American this whole time sure is a great way to throw anyone off my trail, isn't it?

Just post a timestamp via cellphone photo of you logged into your channel on your computer or your face holding a timestamp if you’re gonna larp this up.

if youre larry, howdy we have talked privately before. Do you still talk to Blackfacekermit?

 

[Syrup]

Just post a timestamp via cellphone photo of you logged into your channel on your computer or your face holding a timestamp if you’re gonna larp this up.

lol no.

Make a post on your twitter about skool daze for spectrum.

Easily deniable. But still proof.

 

[naught]

>Implying

 

[MooseGump]

Kickscammers is still worth watching, but yeah... The rest of Slopes' output is just shilling, consooming or soy-flavoured (or a combination of two or more of these things).

Then he did a BLM video and his views got worse ever since, rolled my eyes so hard when I saw it pop up in my feed

 

[Ronald Rump]

Hello yew! Oim Gewrew Larry, 'n' Oi welcum yew to Fact Hunt: Foive trannies wot necked themselfs cuz they cut up their own peckers!

 

[MooseGump]

At least dey don' hav to play a game by that big FAGGOT peter molyneux, heh heh

 

[Syrup]

Then he did a BLM video and his views got worse ever since, rolled my eyes so hard when I saw it pop up in my feed

He was completely unwatchable far before that.

 

[Need For Sneed]

Make a post on your twitter about skool daze for spectrum.

Easily deniable. But still proof.

"Larry" mentioned something about two puppets owned by Ashens. If Ashens makes a video featuring two puppets, that would be enough to convince me.

Unless, of course, "Larry" got Ashens confused with Techmoan, who is famous for his puppets. Though I can't see how... Ashens looks like Karl Pilkington with hair and sounds like Matt Berry, unlike Techmoan.

 

[Syrup]

Ashens looks like Karl Pilkington

I mean... They were both born within the same distance.

 

[Galahad Threepwood]

What even is a 'who have a Kiwi Farms account,' and why would a celebrity have one???

 

[Kenya Jones]

Im going to become a multimillionaire artist savant who changes the landscape of humanity in a similar way to Nero, Mozart, and Kanye West.

 

[Need For Sneed]

A @Larry Bundy Sr plushie? At least it isn't a Funko, though I wouldn't be surprised if one of those is in the works as well.

Edit: archive

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

A @Larry Bundy Sr plushie? At least it isn't a Funko, though I wouldn't be surprised if one of those is in the works as well.

Edit: archive

If someone tears a hole in its ass and installs a pocket bussy I swear to God