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Chris Chan is 39

You know what, I'd really like to do that, But I don't have any fucking money Like I don't have any fucking money Ey bitch, do you really really really wanna go hard? Go in the crib, steal your stepfather's credit card And take the car do circles in the parking lot Scream at the top of our...

PPP Ashton Parks PPP is a funny fat sperg who went from taking The /cow/ board as gospel to treating KF as if it were heresy. It's said Ashton wasn't always fat, supposedly he injured himself while playing football and proceeded to get fat later on. Godwinson / Adam Edge / black adam of the...

Are there genuine lolcows or has it become a tiresome overused phrase?

i surely am hella milkable

its a me

I am going to pose a question for Onionfarms users on what you would like me to do with the political and countries material on the forum. While I like the diversity and subforums, I am going to let me tell you what you want to see happen.

Captain Tom Moore - War Glorifier and RNHS supporter, glad he’s dead but saddened he lived so long. Frankie Boyle - Unfunny Cunt Leftist. Limmy may be a leftist prick but at-least he’s funny. Brentant Tarrant - Child Killer, Glad he’s got the living hell of complete social isolation for the...

Are you mad at your internet daddy? Bitch about him here.

Post nigger scams from niggeria and results. There are tons online and niggers are niggers so they nigger it up and nigger the niggers nigger nigger. If you can't find niggerscams of niggers then just laugh as you learn about niggers being niggers. Here is a great example of niggers being out...

Since i don’t know how long i’m going to be about for can we have a wee game of lolcow rockbusters? i give you a cryptic clue and it makes up a lolcow. Starting with an easy one. Oh..he’s part of that religion that believes in jesus - CC Just a bit of fun so no prizes but i’d love to see your...

Welcome to my first Onionfarms lolcow thread. This is a hala-I mean a "Kosher" and fuck asking for mod approval, jannies get the bullet. @Flamesoul / Hannah(born nov 6th 1995, Chicago) is an onionfarms and kiwifarms user animal abuser, proud pedophile groomer and that first came to my...

https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/02/14/1018296/bill-gates-climate-change-beef-trees-microsoft/ In his new book, How to Avoid a Climate Disaster, Bill Gates lays out what it will really take to eliminate the greenhouse-gas emissions driving climate change. The Microsoft cofounder, who is...

Do you guys ever feel sorry for Jersh? I must admit after I learnt about the Blockland saga I felt sympathetic enough to donate 20 USD for a T&H badge as a girlfriend-free man on a love quest for a boyfriend-free biological girl myself. I felt the incel social braindead autistic pain. And I...

Jeff is a more successful yet least popular version of the later columbine copycat Randy Stair (video by mister metokur, here's a more comprehensive version. ) this includes his animations titled target practice, these animations can be found via newgrounds. Part 2: A picture of his main...

Tommy Jay Wasserberg is a relic of an era which in truth never existed, he has an extensive history so forgive me if I only reach the surface of Tooterology. Channel: (millennial turkeys). Tom Wasserberg is an ancient faggot and formerly homeless busker from Chicago, now living in a roach...

Onion farms now have an ip2 board , nevermind its a general board because IP2 is dead Its in the Beauty Salon now... over on KF a friend of her's IRL did an AMA in it. Alice came to the attention of KF when she had a crossover with Ethan Ralph, Although this is not where her Internet career...

Gina Carano is an actress and was recently fired from the hottest Disney show mandalorian. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/the-mandalorian-star-gina-carano-fired-amid-social-media-controversy This comes after a history of controversial actions she's done on social media. This includes...

She's your average cosplayer who puts as little effort as possible while showing off what others consider her assets. There's been some controversy on /cgl/ since they were able to tell she was cutting corners. ED, it is well done - https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Jessica_Nigri...

Mister Metokur or jim81jim is an ebin oldfag, he makes videos on internet lore happenings /gg/ /pol/ /cow/ and commentaries alike. Pastebin archive where haberman goes into metokur lore. (a) (https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Mister_Metokur) Much more usernames on his ED page It's...

Artist rendering of vaush https://streamable.com/xe6wum - In a debate with vegain gains, Vaush admits he is fine with people buying child pornography ————————————————————————————— (https://twitter.com/VaushV) (https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/) (https://www.reddit.com/user/VaushV/)...

/cow/ 8chan 9chan julayworld guntlogs Someone far more eloquent then myself articulated the various iterations of /cow/. I miss /cow/, it was my intro into this world. @JEWS was best mod. https://kiwifarms.net/members/jews.1113/...

Alexander Jahans is young Englishmen who was discovered then diagnosed with Kallman Syndrome by /pol/ and memed by brit/pol/ and 8chan for his Lovecraftian fiction and odd prose often featuring Jim fucking Sterling an idol of Jahans who as a NEET devours content at a rapid rate. For those who...

Lou Gagliardi is a serial beggar who says he's transgender living in a transphobic city. He lives off of money he gets from begging on Twitter. He always grifts for shit he doesn't need and has severe lifestyle creep and exclusively eats fast food. He is a type 2 diabetic. This isn't a full on...

Zoe Lavern is one of the top content creators on TikTok and an ample display of how social media can turn anyone into a celebrity. Only being 19 years old (June 3, 2001) she is among upper echelons of followers on TikTok with 17.7 million followers and has a decent following of 2.2 Million on...

Sydsnap is a YouTuber who's main focus is on Anime and Japan or rather the more... degenerative side. Her current content contains primarily of hentai reviews, but also has cosplay, Manga/Anime talk or just random activities dealing with Anime. She's engaged to Gigguk, who is one of the largest...

I'm sure we all know someone who's a lolcow, guru, snowflake or even a celebrity that you wish had a thread and/or place to gossip about them, but don't have the time to make one yourself. However much I urge you to give making a thread yourself- go ahead and leave someone who you think should...

Use this thread to preserve @{o}P's most shameful moments

By my calculated state reported obesity & dc, and divided by 51, I got 31% obese Americans. Americans are fat fucks, but so are the Aussies, Canucks, and Kiwis. Guess what Canada, Australia, and New Zealand got for their obesity rating? 30%. We do outnumber them by obese people, because we have...

Delusion - I think the defining trait is that they view the world completely differently from others. What do you guys think?

>Bob was at Auschwitz >Null is Kengle’s son

Last Thread was Kengle’d so here’s a new one. Is nudity allowed here yet? until i get confirmation all my posts will feature no nudity.

i am LGBT so i like to browse the LGBT board on 4chan. It is filled with tranny tripfags who often kill themselves. Here is a glossary of the terms used here (more will be added as the situation warrants) AGP - Being a tranny for a fetish Hon - Non Passing Tranny Enbie - Hecking Cute and Valid...

"How should I start a thread? Where should I look for their stuff? Oh man I have no idea what person I'd like to do a thread on..." Just some of the questions those who want to contribute may be asking. Well here are some tips, resources and help! Old resources list How much do I need to make a...

(Almost definitely a "Classic Lolcow", this guy has tons of history.) Thread under development, CURRENTLY VERY EARLY DRAFT. not sure of the timeline of events, as such sections will be added depending on the information I know and I will reorganize them to fit enter's timeline before the thread...

This is a placeholder for the future DSP thread. Ill be slowly adding everything from his hayday times to more relevant stuff(when I get a chance too) as well as probably things involving his most prominent groups of fans and detractors such as The Sons of Kojima, Tevin, BrightsideViking, etc...